thats funny
No seriously, funny story. I play league games and tournaments here in Las Vegas. I know, I know, softball is for losers. I get it.
But anyway, I play with a bunch of guys who like to drink, just like me, and we play one of these one pitch all night tournaments back in July.
We get crushed in the round robin and start the actual tournament around 2:00 AM. We play a team of midgets who I recognized from our Friday night league.
Well needless to say they start launching home runs 50 feet past the 25t foot fence at Doc Romeo Park. Once they get about a 30 run lead, the motherfuckers start switch hitting and act like complete assholes.
I am drunk, playing in Left Center Field, I start screaming into their dugout, calling them cheaters and ready to fight everybody. The umpire tells me to get back to the outfield, when I proceed to tell him to fuck off as well.
He throws me out, followed by the left fielder. Find out that they purposely lost their round robin games to get matched up with shit teams like us, so they could win the whole thing.
Well they one the whole thing by "Sandbagging", and if I come across those cocksuckers again, I will be right in the middle of another fight again.
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