$1,000 Covers Pizza Party, IF this loses!!

That’s it , you’re all coming over my house and I’m gonna make the pizzas . I’m gonna spare no expense , and I’m only gonna use the best products . The Pillsbury So-Strong flour , the Grande cheese part skim mozzarella , the Bonta and the 6 and 1 tomatoes , figlio mio ! It’s gonna be beautiful !

I got the Baker’s Pride pizza ovens right there in the solarium , you can fit 6 of those eighteen inch round delicious delicacy shits in there at one time . Feed a whole fucking army ! as long as they ain’t housewives that just quit their diets or competitive eaters dogg ! All in the same amount of time it takes for you to call whoever you unauthentic Italian cuisine eatin’ motherfuckers are gonna call who’s probably gonna drop a couple boogers in there anyway just to spite you , cuz you some bad motherfuckin’ tippers , and they remember that  one dollar and 38 cents from last time …

Yo , that ain’t oregano buddy . That’s some guy named Charles’ congealed mucous , thick and gooey like absolutely no mamma used to make , just layin’ there all across some cheese substitute that they make outta Xantham gum and recycled Michelin tires . Fuck your mouth . I ain’t eatin’ that shit .

Come on , gimme a chance , I’ll wash my hands . But first things first , a few stipulations . You walk into my house on your hands . The average person walks on their feet . I don’t want no average motherfuckers at my party .

Two . Onto the attire . Absolutely no feather boas . Don’t like ‘em . Can’t use ‘em . You walk in here on your hands like the upside down version of the second coming of Jesse the Body wearing a feather boa and I’m gonna smoke you right then and there , no questions asked . You can’t wear Red or Blue either . I don’t want no gang wars breakin’ out in my residence . This is my turf and there will be no bloodshed . If a rival set to yours just happens to be here I don’t want no trouble . You can get in the mic booth and squash it or you leave immediately , and you stay gone , or you be gone .

perfect . Refreshments will be served by a fat lady that still owes me a thousand favors from back in the day because I helped her get her obese foot inside a shoe once . Fuck the Eagles , cuz all them toes was the real gang green , know what I’m sayin’ ?

anyway , hope you can make it , and I’ll finish by saying that Danny is invited , because I ain’t cliquey , so if that changes your decision so be it , just make sure you change your underwear because the law of probability states at least two thirds of you vermin dirtbags is sporting at least a few small brown spots in your underwear that resemble that spot on top of the late Gorbachev’s head . Peace .

@spockgato

Consider this my RSVP,,,I'm happy to help out any way I can 

https://www.gofundme.com/f/buffalo-survivors-fund

or how about this one?

https://www.gofundme.com/f/helping-bob-evie-get-back-on-their-feet

and here are others to pick from

https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/buffalo-blizzard-help

Dude, just pick one and do it for Gods sakes.

Stop stalling, start doing what you promised and provide some proof.

@vanzack

 No doubt! 

@HailFlutie

 Did you even look at these?? This one https://www.gofundme.com/f/buffalo-survivors-fund has already over $5 mil, and has been disabled by the owner to take any more. How could you not see this?

Vanzak is right, just pick one! 

If all else fails , and none of those charities are to his liking , he could always give it to the drummer from Def Leppard , cuz that motherfucker only has one arm . One Arm ! Do you realize how difficult it is , and the expertise that’s needed , to navigate your way through a hardcore cocaine session with just one god damn arm !?!?

no seriously , fuck this guy if he welches like a grape and doesn’t come up with the necessary scratch to have an all out megablitz pizza party that will triumph and trump any and every shindig with food at it in the history of the universe past , present , or future , cuz my offer still stands , wobbly , and leaning to the side in a coked out stupor like that wizard phenom stick banger who makes sounds with em when they hit stuff Rick Allen does after he ingests too much of that “ White Warrior “ but it stands nonetheless….I will host the pizza party !

Either way , just in case , I vacuumed all the carpets , polished the gazebo , and cleaned between the couch cushions . Found .83 cents . No donation though , gonna use it to parlay with ….

@vanzack

 Anyone ever tell you that you come off as someone considered a lil "cray cray" or is it just me?

@HailFlutie

 Probably just you. He doesn't come across remotely that way and his post is spot on. Nothing wrong about it at all. 

@theMatrix24

The reference which you might find cringe worthy is classified and most people don't have access to what I know or what I can/can't post on here.

Regarding my sense of humor, it was developed and formed in an era that predates the internet,,,it was a time where kids had the natural ability and instincts to think for themselves and not be censored or use social media created nonsensical words or phrases such as cringeworthy or lol.

Now either get off my lawn, or start mowing it. 

@HailFlutie

Why all this attention seeking bs? Why keep stalling?

It takes less than 10 minutes to start a go fund me page and have it up and running.

You have always been a covers loser & and liar,,, I knew it and many others here knew it as well,,,thanks for volunteering this information to everyone else with this thread...the world still needs clowns and you will always have a job in that field.

@packersbackers

 You are the biggest bipolar shithead Ive ever come across. You are a douchbag loser who has lost his A$$ to the books and you have almost 50,000 posts. Go get laid and make some babies you old bag of bones dirtbag. Stop whining out of your mother's basment for attention you phuckin douchebag piece of shit who belongs in a manure field!

@packersbackers

 Now you scumbag Im calling you out on the GOFUNDME. Its going to say PACKERSBACKERSCOVERS.COMDOUCHBAG

@packersbackers

 Thanks for the donation, you POFS!!!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/helping-bob-evie-get-back-on-their-feet

Just you.

I'm not the guy on a public forum promising pizza parties to random degens.

I would say out of the two of us, you clearly are lapping me on the cray cray train.

Congrats on doing a good thing for Bob and Evie.  I expect the next go fund me page to be for "Help Hail Flutie get back on his feet" after you lose your money gambling.

Whoa , whoa , whoa , this is getting a little out of hand , like doing one of those damage control jerk sessions before a hot date so that you don’t say anything stupid during it due to sexual aggression , but you put too much Jergen’s on the Peter , and it keeps slipping out of your grip on every other hurried “ be careful the floor just got mopped “ stroke that you are using ,

gripes ! slow down , relax , dry off , and let’s all come together to a more amicable and happy ending , because if we’re all gonna be satisfied , we need to stick together . this is counterproductive , and with the way that this is going , and with how it looks like it’s gonna finish , you’ll be lucky if either of you two dudes will get off without staining at least a little bit of your reputations . To call this unfixable would be premature , so thrust yourselves back into this and bang out a solution . The entire well being of the future generations of covers posters just may hinge upon how quick you guys can recover and get back to hammering this shit out , fair and square , right down the middle 

I have to admit...  I have not been told I don't make sense.  I have been told lots of bad stuff - but not that I dont make sense.  I will officially add it to the list of names I have been called by degenerate losers at Covers.  Congrats.

It is me in the pic.  A few years ago (think it was 2019), but it is me.  With my cash and chuks.

Deep breath.  Spock is right.  We need to come to some common ground.  I think you did a great thing for Bob and Evie.  Although, maybe you are Bob?  Or Evie?

But I know the type.  Loud as a motorbike but couldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight.

@HailFlutie

 Get some help. 

Bob and Evie are not going to like this when I show it to them.

Now you are making me mad.  You can do anything, but don't make fun of my appearance and my pic.

You know when that pic was taken?  When I got that sweet sweet cash from the Super Bowl back in 2019.  Lots of cash.  Cash that could make you scream in ecstasy like Bob and Evie used to do back in the great depression when they would bump uglies.  So before you go making fun of someones pic - just realize your stupid name is named after some dude selling testosterone pills on infomercials.  People my age have to google what "flutie hail mary" even was you boomer.

Now - if you are smart and dont want some of the justice the implements hanging behind me on my wall can bring to those who cross me - back off pal.  I have a feeling I could entice you in to a dark alleyway with some government food stamps and the promise of a playoff winner in the NFL, only to sneak attack with my chuks or stars or whatever I feel like to slice and dice my way to another W with those who come against me.

One day - you will understand what it is like to live on a yacht - partying with supermodels all day - while rolling in cash made from scalping lines morons like you create for people like me.  You dont get it now - so you lash out.  I have seen your type come and go.  Mostly go.  Meanwhile, my bitches are calling me to join them in the tub on the bow of my yacht.  They are getting restless.  They need some of that mansack, only the type that vanzack can supply.

They got me trapped, can barely walk the city streets without a cop harasskin’ me, searching me, then askin’ my identity. Hands up, throw me up against the wall, didn’t do a thing at all.

Peace.

 you referenced 2Pacalypse Now

…..I’m tellin’ you one day these suckas gotta fall 

@HailFlutie

 You going to cry for us next? This thread is blowing up in your face and you are looking like a little cry baby. Do you notice no one is supporting you? 

Why am I an old bag of bones? 

@HailFlutie

Its not just you. plenty of people have told him