27-3 last week. Now on to week 7

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I actually played about 7 teams last week and a few totals. But being the big and I mean big Degenerate that I am I parlayed and teased a shit load. That's why I won 35k and change and that's why I keep coming back for more. I should stop that but how can I? I'm a degenerate and probably gonna loose in the long run but I don't care I love the action. Sometimes more than box. No joke.

This week I am loving a lot of games man. Holly shit it's making my lil Asian dick real hard. As hard and long as it can be I tell ya. The lil man is trying to reach for the moon but in reality it's not even reaching my belt buckle.

Warning for some odd reason I'm going to be thanking a lot of teams. I dunno why.

So these are my early and "huge" leans:

NYG ( RG3 will not be running around like he did last week. Or he will be killed. Not joking) POD mutha fuckas

- thank you Washington for winning last week probably brought the spread down. And how can anyone bet against the Manning's right now.

SF (I think ppl are forgetting that Seattle is on the road. By the way Seattle is my team but I'm going against them this week.)

- thank you SF for getting embarrassed at home last week and Seattle winning against NE at home.

HOUS (Houston is still a good team and with all the injuries to Baltimore I see them getting crushed)

- thank you so much for getting blown out at home on primetime and public being heavy on Balt.

CHI (Coming off a by I think they will be ready. I don think cutler is as bad as he used to be and also helps to have weapons to trow to. Don't get me wrong he still kinda sucks but the D makes up for it)

- thank u also Detroit for winning in Philly last week and the public will more than likely be on you as well.

MINN (This is a young team but shouldn't be fucked with especially at home. Remember they are playing the most overrated team in football who showed their true colours loosing at home to buffalo.)

-thank you for Minnesota for teaching me a lesson for betting on Tennessee against you at home. I'm still loosing sleep and shot kicking myself for it.

Ill more than likely be playing these for about 3k to 5k each. Also probably parlay and tease it as many ways mathematically possible. Cuz again I'm a DEGENERATE.

Small leans. I repeat very tiny small ass leans:

NE (they lost on the road to a tough Seattle team and I know they will regroup and show up at home. Also NYJ just sucks)

CLEV (they looked good at home man what I can. Shit they did not look like a 0-5 team last week)

CINN (I expect them to be much stronger this week after that loss and its just a straight fade on Pitt who has shit load of injuries and being bad on the road.)

OAK (they played well against ATL and had a tough loss I think they can bounce back. Trust me Jags are no ATL and I absolutely love fading the Jags. In fact I think they are my favorite team this year cuz they made me a lot of cash. lol)

Ooohhh fuck who am I kidding or trying to fool. My degenerate side is gonna kick in on game day and ill probably be playing all these too. lol

I didn't post any lines cuz I buy everything down to the max I never play 7.5 or 3.5 in fact if its 3 I just might even play the ML.

** also I know a lot of ppl are liking the under in the SF/Seattle game but I have 3 teasers currently ridding on the o24. Come on they gotta score more than that right????

If you guys have learned anything today it's not good to have a small dink and be a degenerate. Unless u win then it make up for all the small flaws in life. Then at night we roll out to Gangnam pick up some nice, nice bitches and party!!!

I would love to hear what y'all have to say and would much appreciate thoughts on that total for my teaser.

Good luck this week y'all and remember if cant afford it don't be a degenerate. Play within your limits!!

TedHJLee · Answer