Do you smell what the Joe is cooking?

It’s hot in this kitchen as I’ve been riding a heater.  Big Joe has his apron on….and lucky for you that’s all I have on.  Any of you pervies want a view of what Joes got cooking? It’s big, it’s hard, and my lava flow is ready to blow all over those Super Bowl champs.   My baby batter is going to fill the Lombardi trophy to the brim.  Or is it rim?? Cuz god knows I love a good rimming too.

Lombardi makes me hardy.

Check back later to see where I’m sticking my big unit.

@BigFuryJoe Love it bro!!

So you have 3 and half inches on the Chiefs?

Must have written for Hustler Forum years ago...Love it!

It was Penthouse  Forum

BigFuryJoe=bear

For some reason I'm picturing the 90's wrestler "Vader" when reading OPs thread... I have really no clue why.. Lol

I woke up with the biggest morning wood!  Someone needs to help me chop that bad boy down.  I know that sounds tempting - picture the best of both worlds.  Built like Ron Jeremy with a finish like Peter North.

Y’all want to know what’s got me this excited?  Brock’s A$$ is just so damn Purdy.  Brock knows all the ways to turn my c*_k to a rock!

Ram, Slam then Jam on those 69ers!!

ML as it could be a close one, and Joe will be edging himself for a full 60mins of playtime.  Get ready to watch Joe perform the fireworks show all by his naughty self.

Theasscritic should take notes from bigfuryjoe.  Theasscritic’s schtick is wacky and corny, bigfuryjoes is wacky but hilarious.

So you’re prepping food for the Super Bowl party in the nude?!  I won’t tell anyone, but I’m not touching your famous meatball subs! Although I will touch Purdy’s Big meaty balls Let’s hammer those Niners Joey! Love this play 

@Kaufee

    The Fury has spoken!!!!!!!!!  

@BigFuryJoe

@BigFuryJoe

 Either works but is the commonly used word, and sounds better because of this. Also, the Lombardi isn't like the Stanley Cup so you're gonna have to settle for glazing that thing up like a honey baked ham. BOL today.

@StumpTownStu

 I like where your mind is at!

A good glazing sounds delicious!

I wonder who’s going to glaze my face first.  Will it be McCraffey, Deebo, Kittle, or Brock purdys little A$$?  I can’t wait until these 9ers find my endzone!

Join me boys! Drop you loads on the 49ers ML!!  I’m adding one more unit because Shanahan loves a double penetration.

Purdy will run in the 1st TD of the game, Mark my word

I ciuld actually see this happening

Gay porn forum? Lol

You are one sick bastard Joe!

@CravinMorehead

 THATS WHY WE LUV HIM 

BOL on your play @BigFuryJoe 

@CravinMorehead

Those sexy 69ers just got another unit.  You should be able to get a slight discount getting them at -0.5.   This pregame is getting me so horny.  Kyle, get that lube ready. Raw doggin time!

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