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Short n Sweet write up:

Brock Osweiller > Tom Brady nuff said!
Bill o' Brien > Bill Bellicheck nuff said!

I don't care if Patriots beat Um 27-0 with Jacoby Brissett at QB. The books are banking on the public using that as a reason to bet the Patriots. Houston will cover the handicap +15.5 thats 100 but I'm a real man. I don't need the points!!

Blood bath this weekend!

7/1 Houston money line put me down for 2 units.

See ya at the pay window!

20-17 Houston Texans!
 
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Cute

Stranger things have happened...Remember when the Lakers beat GSW? So on a ML like that all I can do is wish you luck
 
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ok see u at ATM
 
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Haha I hope you win and good luck BALLZ OF STEEL
 
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Remember when some people thought Tebow could go up to Foxboro to beat the Pats in the divisional?

See you at the Pawn Shop.
only 7/1?, my book has it at 10/1
Sip on that plus money honey!
 
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Stupidest writeup on the planet. OP should be banned.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:

CuteStranger things have happened...Remember when the Lakers beat GSW? So on a ML like that all I can do is wish you luck

Yh I do remember when the Lakers beat GSW. I also remember when the Grizzlies beat GSW and that was 7/1. Strange things happen in the Nba and Nfl. I really fancy Houston to make a statement in this game. They have the no.1 defense in the Nfl and they will be annoyed that they are +15.5 underdogs. Clowney and Mercilus will show up for me. Brock will have a doozy of a game too!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Digitalkarma:

Remember when some people thought Tebow could go up to Foxboro to beat the Pats in the divisional?See you at the Pawn Shop.only 7/1?, my book has it at 10/1

Brock Osweiller > Tim Tebow nuff said!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by bpickin:

Haha I hope you win and good luck BALLZ OF STEEL

Thank you bro! I hope you cash on whatever you choose to bet on!
 
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if you use the term "nuff said" more you'll gain some credibility
 
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Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:

Cute

Stranger things have happened...Remember when the Lakers beat GSW? So on a ML like that all I can do is wish you luck

Sometimes strange things happen for a reason. Two of the three GSW defeats at Staples in the recent three seasons came on the second of back-to-back. The other one came after a stretch of tough schedule against elite teams. There were also aspects favoring LAL in two of the three games. IMHO if one wants to bet on a big upset like this there has too be some good reasons for it.

 
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Brock Osweiller < Jacoby Brissett < Tim Tebow < Aaron Brooks
 
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I stopped reading after "Brock Osweiller>...".  Brock Osweiller isn't > than anyone period (especially the best QB ever).  You're money would be better served going to a charity. 
 
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You're implying Osweiler > Brady is going to the hall of fame.....I'm not so sure.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:

Cute

Stranger things have happened...Remember when the Lakers beat GSW? So on a ML like that all I can do is wish you luck

Lakers were at home and that was a regular season game.  This is on the road in a playoff game in the cold.  
Mayweather bet 450000 on
 
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Who do you work for that's got you up on a Monday morning like you have a deadline to make that requires you to write up a convincing piece on why or how the Texans will beat the Patriots. What makes it comical is that you lead with "Osweiller > Brady". I wouldn't even bet that the top 100 Texans fans will wake up Monday morning and write anything about how the Texans are going to win, but somehow you managed to get up with the courage to do so. Good luck to you, ask your boss for something better to write about next time.
 
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I would bet on the Patriots to win sunday if they were giving 20 pts
 
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Quote Originally Posted by kalrajbains:

Short n Sweet write up:

Brock Osweiller > Tom Brady nuff said!
Bill o' Brien > Bill Bellicheck nuff said!

I don't care if Patriots beat Um 27-0 with Jacoby Brissett at QB. The books are banking on the public using that as a reason to bet the Patriots. Houston will cover the handicap +15.5 thats 100 but I'm a real man. I don't need the points!!

Blood bath this weekend!

7/1 Houston money line put me down for 2 units.

See ya at the pay window!

20-17 Houston Texans!


More like see you at the poor house

 
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You would have better luck on betting the 76ers to win the nba championship. Why don't you just roll down your window and throw your money out. This has to be one of the worst write ups I have ever seen. LOL

Brock is one of the worst qbs in the league and has an outstanding receiver he couldn't throw to even if there was not a receiver on him.

This game is going to be a blood bath. Patriots 34-10 Final.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by swens30:

You would have better luck on betting the 76ers to win the nba championship. Why don't you just roll down your window and throw your money out. This has to be one of the worst write ups I have ever seen. LOL

Brock is one of the worst qbs in the league and has an outstanding receiver he couldn't complete a pass to if they were playing catch in the backyard 

This game is going to be a blood bath. Patriots 34-10 Final.

 
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Texans to win  
Doubt if they even win any QTR
 
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Gotta go pee!
 
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Ha Ha Ha...Ohhhh.. well i would've posted earlier..Ha.. but it took this long to stop laughing. Yeah, I guess I'll give Assman a chance... to finish the game! Sure seems like a lot of teams have the best defense in the league.The Pats are just on a different level than the Texans. And if you compare the best QB in the league to the worst ,losing your money may not be the  only issue you have. Also puffing while betting is not a good idea.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Peewee2820:


Stupidest writeup on the planet. OP should kill himself.
   
 
 
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get down on your dream bro!  you always have a chance if youmake the bet.....
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