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17-9 in my last 26.
2015 NFL: 5-1
So I just lost Duke Indy in a total fu** up of a game and I don't want to do a long write-up so I'll just ramble here.
I can't even lay fu**ing points anymore with the gambling gods shi**ing on my with the Giants miracle cover last week so this will be a ML parlay.
If you don't like it, play whatever you fu***ing please.
ML PARLAY
Vikings -270 ML
Bills -270 ML
Pays $88 for a $100 bet.
Vikes -270 over the Giants
The Giants lose ODB. Think the NFL works like the NBA? Wrong. ODB is responsible for almost 40% of the Giants offense through the air. The Giants are signing shi**y WR's off the fu**ing PRACTICE SQUAD because of his suspension. You think the current shi**ty lot of WR's will step up (a field that is already decimated). No way. The reason those guys excel is BECAUSE ODB is double or triple covered and now he isn't there. They will have to deal with regular coverage themselves without ODB's help tomorrow against a Vikes secondary that isn't chopped liver (and the Giants secondary is chopped liver).
Is that the only reason? No. The Giants have HOLES EVERYWHERE and Coughlin in his weekly press conference looked unhinged. .
The game is supposed to be in the teens (perfect Vikings weather) and the Giants may even be out of it by kickoff. Even if Washington loses, the Giants don't have enough to win here.
Worst of all last week Cam Newton had runs of 53 and a 30+ yard run because JPP CAN'T TACKLE with his oven mitt. Adrian Peterson will slice through them like butter and the Giants cannot afford one missed tackle (or several), which they will have with JPP on the field.
There are MANY other reasons, not the least of which being that the Giants could have easily lost 35-7 or 45-7 if ODB gets thrown out last week as he should have after the crowing of Norman. A total Carolina implosion after that. They are not going into Minny and taking a game from a solid Vikes team. But the spread is too fu**ing big for the Giants to once again backdoor.
Bills -270 over Cowboys
Rex is not going to lose to Kellen Fuc*ing Moore. Write it down. No matter what you have read about the Bills, these players are playing for their jobs as Rex has stated and their aggression will be taken out on the Cowboys.
Look at the Bills schedule. 5 of the last 6 on the road against teams that were all desperate or great.
@Jets
@Pats
@KC
Houston
@Philly
@ Washington
That is very tough when all those teams, save the Pats (toughest of all), need to win.
Now here comes Dallas, by far the worst of the bunch and they are completely out of it.
Dez being declared out tells you all you need to know about this Cowboys team wanting to win this game, a team that should be looking towards the draft at Paxton or Hackenburg for a QB of the future. Win tomorrow and those guys go bye-bye.
Cowboys run defense is good and the Bills are loaded with injuries but Rex does play for pride even if there is some team mutiny here.
I can see one of these two games covering but not both so I have to ML them both for a mildly reduced payout. Don't like it? No problem. You are free to bet whatever you want.
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I've lectured you on this in so many of my threads and you still post the same exact thing every time.
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