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I was riding with you yesterday and it was either die or rise and it was a bad week so starting fresh double down today with 10 unit commanders +11 and under

 
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You couldn't be more right about the vig, Van.

Took me a while to realize it in my early days, then started really getting into betting mostly ML's on dogs in baseball, NBA, college hoops and football. 

The profit wasn't a huge boost, but it still was a boost.

More importantly the losses don't hurt as much.

When I see -120 or even -130 I cringe.

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Posted: #28

@vanzack

 I remember how you were lights out on opening day of NFL season. You show character by admitting a bad day! With you tonight, because we can't all be wrong all the time. This is one of the toughest NFL seasons I have ever seen. Stats are not proving to be the bet that anyone can count on!

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Tippster:

@vanzack   Looking forward to it. FYI..the Croatian squad for this World Cup is almost 1.5 years younger on average than the last World Cup. 2022 average age 26.4  (12th youngest)  2018 average age 27.9. (Middle of the pack)

Starters vs squad tho.

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Posted: #30

@vanzack

 Of course ! 
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I'm on under tonight. Got thumped yesterday too. BOL all.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

.. But it bears repeating... One of the 10 commandments of sports betting is vig reduction.  To put it simply....  Some people buy their Charmin at 7-11, some people buy Charmin at their grocery, some at Walmart, and some at Costco.  Its the same toilet paper, but for various reasons people are willing to pay up to 3x as much to get it one place rather than another.  This is a very good metaphor for sports gamblers. Just like wiping your ass with TP, you are flushing money down the drain by not economizing your vig.

Love that layman's analogy. peace_5 an_roll_laugh

I've expanded the amount of books that I shop with since PA has such a fierce market for the sports betting industry.

As always, I look forward to your plays and will be tailing you tonight. The Eagles are DUE for a massive let down.. an_light

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@vanzack, tidbit on vig is amazing, per usual

GL HF Drive Safe & Sober, Cheers

 
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Posted: #34

Right back in the saddle, nice W

 

going to check out your WC today

 
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Did you post your World Cup yet?

 
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Posted: #37

Where is the World Cup thread in the WC forum Van? Let's goooooo I'm excited to read it

 
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You can’t rush perfection Gentleman… let the picks come to you. peace

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Ok fine but let's goooooooooo

 
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Today.  Sorry - just got behind.

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My Man !

no need to apologize brother ! Some things take precedence . Guy comes on here and flat out says he got some behind . Yo ! You are the Mack Daddy big dick pusssy destroyer international playa that we couldn’t even possibly fathom or even realize that exists dogg !

you’re a myth come to life , like Bigfoot , UFOs , the Yeti , or an honest politician…..

you’re like a crop circle with actual stardust in it ….

you’re Michael Jackson if everything went normal and according to DNA’s plan and the idea of having the profession of plastic surgeon never existed !

I mean , If you got a little piece of ass , and vanzack junior with the mushroom cap tip that calls the inside of your dockers home ventured deep into the nether crevices of some tasty looking Croatian model in one of the many rooms below deck on your yacht , who are we to disparage , harass , and utterly push you into pleasing us because we are selfish ? and have less manners than the family member who takes the last piece of toilet paper and doesn’t tell anyone ?

not me man . I ain’t makin’ you duckwalk down to the hallway closet to get that quilted cloth to clean up the smeared dookie all across your buttcheeks ….

Uh uh …..I’m leavin’ you the full roll ….

I want you to be comfortable and to wipe your butt and bidet your sphincter muscle anyway that you see fit , taking as much time as you need in the process , cuz fecal matters , especially if it’s not disposed of properly , because if it’s not , you are inviting in a whole host of ailments or sicknesses , and you are a guy that I imagine loves and hugs a lot , and that wouldn’t want to spread any germs or bacteria to his kinfolk……

so take your time brother van , and preach your World Cup sermon at a time when God has you properly tuned to be his microphone , because the Word flows through you , and it shall be Glorious !

God bless and good luck and please don’t ever feel that you need to rush on here and post something when your salami is 3 quarters deep into that marble rye ….and sandwiched deep into whatever delicious European model tookis that you wanted that day …peace_5

 

BACK PATTING and KISSING threads are like passing HAM SANDWICHES around over and over-wall
 
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Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

My Man ! no need to apologize brother ! Some things take precedence . Guy comes on here and flat out says he got some behind . Yo ! You are the Mack Daddy big dick pusssy destroyer international playa that we couldn’t even possibly fathom or even realize that exists dogg ! you’re a myth come to life , like Bigfoot , UFOs , the Yeti , or an honest politician….. you’re like a crop circle with actual stardust in it …. you’re Michael Jackson if everything went normal and according to DNA’s plan and the idea of having the profession of plastic surgeon never existed ! I mean , If you got a little piece of ass , and vanzack junior with the mushroom cap tip that calls the inside of your dockers home ventured deep into the nether crevices of some tasty looking Croatian model in one of the many rooms below deck on your yacht , who are we to disparage , harass , and utterly push you into pleasing us because we are selfish ? and have less manners than the family member who takes the last piece of toilet paper and doesn’t tell anyone ? not me man . I ain’t makin’ you duckwalk down to the hallway closet to get that quilted cloth to clean up the smeared dookie all across your buttcheeks …. Uh uh …..I’m leavin’ you the full roll …. I want you to be comfortable and to wipe your butt and bidet your sphincter muscle anyway that you see fit , taking as much time as you need in the process , cuz fecal matters , especially if it’s not disposed of properly , because if it’s not , you are inviting in a whole host of ailments or sicknesses , and you are a guy that I imagine loves and hugs a lot , and that wouldn’t want to spread any germs or bacteria to his kinfolk…… so take your time brother van , and preach your World Cup sermon at a time when God has you properly tuned to be his microphone , because the Word flows through you , and it shall be Glorious ! God bless and good luck and please don’t ever feel that you need to rush on here and post something when your salami is 3 quarters deep into that marble rye ….and sandwiched deep into whatever delicious European model tookis that you wanted that day …

I laughed 10 times reading this.  Might be the funniest thing written on covers.  "mushroom cap tip that calls the inside of your dockers home"

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Posted: #43

Any thoughts on Jets / Pats this Sunday?

 
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Spockgato leaves the whole roll, priceless 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

Quote Originally Posted by spockgato: My Man ! no need to apologize brother ! Some things take precedence . Guy comes on here and flat out says he got some behind . Yo ! You are the Mack Daddy big dick pusssy destroyer international playa that we couldn’t even possibly fathom or even realize that exists dogg ! you’re a myth come to life , like Bigfoot , UFOs , the Yeti , or an honest politician….. you’re like a crop circle with actual stardust in it …. you’re Michael Jackson if everything went normal and according to DNA’s plan and the idea of having the profession of plastic surgeon never existed ! I mean , If you got a little piece of ass , and vanzack junior with the mushroom cap tip that calls the inside of your dockers home ventured deep into the nether crevices of some tasty looking Croatian model in one of the many rooms below deck on your yacht , who are we to disparage , harass , and utterly push you into pleasing us because we are selfish ? and have less manners than the family member who takes the last piece of toilet paper and doesn’t tell anyone ? not me man . I ain’t makin’ you duckwalk down to the hallway closet to get that quilted cloth to clean up the smeared dookie all across your buttcheeks …. Uh uh …..I’m leavin’ you the full roll …. I want you to be comfortable and to wipe your butt and bidet your sphincter muscle anyway that you see fit , taking as much time as you need in the process , cuz fecal matters , especially if it’s not disposed of properly , because if it’s not , you are inviting in a whole host of ailments or sicknesses , and you are a guy that I imagine loves and hugs a lot , and that wouldn’t want to spread any germs or bacteria to his kinfolk…… so take your time brother van , and preach your World Cup sermon at a time when God has you properly tuned to be his microphone , because the Word flows through you , and it shall be Glorious ! God bless and good luck and please don’t ever feel that you need to rush on here and post something when your salami is 3 quarters deep into that marble rye ….and sandwiched deep into whatever delicious European model tookis that you wanted that day … I laughed 10 times reading this.  Might be the funniest thing written on covers.  "mushroom cap tip that calls the inside of your dockers home"

Don't stop, add more to this bigsmile

Possibly if not THE BEST post, I have ever seen. I has all the elements for a short story an_roll_laugh  Mushroom Cap inside DOCKER's !!!   

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Posted: #46

@vanzack

 You can’t make this shit up!   "mushroom cap tip that calls the inside of your dockers home"
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Posted: #47

Anything on tonight’s game Vanclover

 
 
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@spockgato

 

Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

My Man ! no need to apologize brother ! Some things take precedence . Guy comes on here and flat out says he got some behind . Yo ! You are the Mack Daddy big dick pusssy destroyer international playa that we couldn’t even possibly fathom or even realize that exists dogg ! you’re a myth come to life , like Bigfoot , UFOs , the Yeti , or an honest politician….. you’re like a crop circle with actual stardust in it …. you’re Michael Jackson if everything went normal and according to DNA’s plan and the idea of having the profession of plastic surgeon never existed ! I mean , If you got a little piece of ass , and vanzack junior with the mushroom cap tip that calls the inside of your dockers home ventured deep into the nether crevices of some tasty looking Croatian model in one of the many rooms below deck on your yacht , who are we to disparage , harass , and utterly push you into pleasing us because we are selfish ? and have less manners than the family member who takes the last piece of toilet paper and doesn’t tell anyone ? not me man . I ain’t makin’ you duckwalk down to the hallway closet to get that quilted cloth to clean up the smeared dookie all across your buttcheeks …. Uh uh …..I’m leavin’ you the full roll …. I want you to be comfortable and to wipe your butt and bidet your sphincter muscle anyway that you see fit , taking as much time as you need in the process , cuz fecal matters , especially if it’s not disposed of properly , because if it’s not , you are inviting in a whole host of ailments or sicknesses , and you are a guy that I imagine loves and hugs a lot , and that wouldn’t want to spread any germs or bacteria to his kinfolk…… so take your time brother van , and preach your World Cup sermon at a time when God has you properly tuned to be his microphone , because the Word flows through you , and it shall be Glorious ! God bless and good luck and please don’t ever feel that you need to rush on here and post something when your salami is 3 quarters deep into that marble rye ….and sandwiched deep into whatever delicious European model tookis that you wanted that day …

 

 

After reading this, I think if you and Vanzack collaborated you’d go 100-0.  That was a hell of a fun read. 

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