You city is a frigid shit-hole.
Your women look like they should be named "Yuri"
You replaced the worst QB to ever cash a check with a dog killer who is intellectually incapable of memorizing the alphabet.
Your coach has not seen his penis since 1971.
Your owner sold his penis to raise money to buy more estrogen.
You are the city of losers. You have never and will never win ANYTHING.
Go Fuck Yourselves.
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