Sam Ponder

It's really weird to me how anyone could masturbate to images of a fully clothed woman on a TV screen no matter how pretty she is. Maybe when you're like 14 and hormones are raging so much a slight breeze would give you a stiffy but very odd behaviour for a grown man. Like, there is free stuff out there a tap or two away that is more titillating (or so I've heard).

I imagine the type of man who would do that is basically one degree away from being the type who would hide in the bushes in a public park and wank to women who pass by.

Props to Christian Ponder tho, absolutely useless as an NFL QB but he made a little money, and now he has his hot wife bringing home the bacon. I wonder if he even has a job now.

@NutinButtLove

 Haha hiding in the bushes. I banged her while she was dating Christian. 

GROSS

She might be your type but, she alright in my eyes. Tomboyish style/looks, thin lip and dry skin. For a blondie she's 6 at best. Do you have any idea how many beautiful 10 blondie are in USA hahaha 

Threads like these are the reason I log into covers,

also saying an attractive lady, is ugly shows your true colors and is almost as cringe as the thread itself.

I'm assuming you kept her company while he was up in Minny as well?

@NutinButtLove

 What the fuck you, moron I was just joking get a grip I’m fucking 62 years old man what the fuck jackass

@MIZARD

 Right  lol i knew I’d get a rise out of a lot of fucking weirdos people think I’m serious yeah we sit here and  whack my weenie on Sunday morning, watching Sam bonders these fucking idiots think im for real a bunch of dopes and by the way any motherfuckers say you’ve never jacked off either one you’re a person or two you’re lying so fuck off lol and by the way, I’ll be back to say Purdy over 270 yards passing

@dustmiester

Calm down! 

She’s average at best! 

62 years old and you still talk like an immature teenager! Oh, the profanity!

ahahaha i thought it was funny too, don't let these debby downers get to yeah. keeep living bruv 

@dustmiester

 Got to like Purdy

He for sure isn't a preMadonna