Stripper just told me

You're not any smarter than she is if that is how you picked the game. KC's D is allowing only a single point more per game and actually allows a few less yards. They both have excellent defenses.

7 dropped passes   3  TDP's   lost by 7...

The other game they played their JV squad.....lost by 7..

I used to manage a strip club in Texas. Those chick were animals.  Once I saw a Cuban chick named Rosa get mad at a Venezuelan chick name Ella because Rosa thought Ella stole her new iPhone.  It was Ella's turn on the main stage, and right when Ella got into her first few twirls on the main pole Rosa came charging up the stairs like Mike Singletary filling the A-Gap and she speared Ella and they tumbled off the stage. Hair and high heels everywhere. 

Once on the ground Rosa bit Ella's upper arm right under the shoulder and literally took a small chunk out of her upper triceps area. Blood all over Rosa's face. Looked like a Walking Dead episode. 

Bless your heart for trying to domesticate a young stripper.  Tall task.  You'd have better odds with 3 team teasers.

I always found it amazing how different they looked when they were parking their car and walking into the building as opposed to after they put on their war paint and outfits. Countless times they'd say hello to me and I wouldn't have a clue which little maniac it was.  Like Halloween every night. 

Since she calls me daddy and provides me with winners,, I feel obligated to nurture her and her friends!!! I hope to have insight on the other game in next day or two.

Looking good for this weekend,,, leaning 49’ers, hoping line drops 1/2,, she’s down and out, the club closes at 4am, but know she got some good info! Update later

Did you leave her a big tip?!lol

Don't eva trust a pole dancer 

@dukerules01

 Does she, or the drug dealer, have any previous comments/picks that could be attributed to a record?

At the beginning of the season,  She came home from the club one morning and told me take Duke ML to BLOW out Clemson, then at end of the season, come home and said, Michigan’s D will wreck that Washington QB, he might not live. Same thing she said about The Raven’s D tomorrow, you can go back no look at my post, absolutely killed it this year!

Strippers love the D

@JDD

 War paint and low lighting do wonders!!!!

What club? I want to see if I can guess the city

@GULF-BANK

 And the low lighting is also for so you can't see roaches 

@GamzOver

 Or the herpes on her lips (both sets).

I swear to God I was at a bachelor party years ago and the stripper had some huge scab on her back with puss oozing out of it,she was a nasty broad all the way around.She had teeth so bad she could eat corn on the cob thru a picket fence.

@MrWhatsItToYa

 Back in the day, we would “reserve a couple of entertainers” for a party, it was a regular thing until the Duke lacrosse thing happened like 2 miles from my house. Anyway, we had to specify what we wanted and always include “they better not have pimples on their ass”

@dukerules01

 The best man who set it all up had the nasty girl come 1st as kind of a joke,and then he got a very nice looking girl for later.But didn't tell the bachelor at all about the 2nd nice looking girl coming.So after the nasty girl left the bachelor was saying "I can't believe that's the stripper you got for me,I thought we were pretty tight friends. We've known each other for years,and that's the kind of stripper you get for me".Then after the good looking girl came and the best man explained he only got the 1st girl as a joke.The bachelor thought it was pretty funny.Ah to be young again,and dealing with strippers,brings up a ton of degenerate memories.

Was it Jesse Jane?   Because, if it was, I think she might have been on the drugs 

Last time balt won the SB the steelers beat them with Charlie batch and they squeeked out a win vs Leftwich... so what?

Great night last night and this morning, got to get some sleep, the Ravens are a go, Patrick and Travis Swift don’t make it through the game! 

Once Swifty sees Jason (Kelce) licking his lips after those Pinty's wings it will be game over.

She will run off with him and add another sponsor to the FIX IS IN SB party!

@dukerules01

 Strippers!!! 

love them young and tight