wife says no drinking until game starts!

how can i sneak in a few brewskis before game time ?

@bobchikowski7

 Your first problem is why let her tell you what to do?  

What about cocaine?

@davemsh

 Hahahahahahah

Snifffffffffff dat snowwwww

@bobchikowski7

  Also did your wife finally give you permission to create a a covers account today? Or did u go behind her back and create an account with out her permission? What a wife

Its my drug of choice before MNF...

@davemsh

 Addicts everywhere!

This is what society has transformed into, does your wife have a penis also? 

I gotta take a sh*t just thinking about it

Her boyfriend gets to drink before why can’t you?

Get one of those binoculars that you can put alcohol in and tell her your going bird watching for a few minutes in the yard. Drink out in the yard. 

Must be a lot of single men on the site, they don't know what you're talking about.

Get a new wife 

Oh man Bob believe me this is NOT the place to make your first post on a football handicapping site talking about your "ole" lady that wont let you have a game until the game starts because believe me you should just twist the top off take a big chug and say if you don't like it well then.....Bye Bye

True story: I was with a date once when I was in my twenties and went out with some hot babe and I was a smoker at the time and she was NOT and during dinner and after appetizers as respect and courtesy of her being a non smoker I would go to the bathroom to smoke (It was allowed back then) and then would came back to the table and the evening proceeded. we decided to go to another place for drinks afterwards and she then went to the bathroom, and I was at the bar talking to people that I just met because Afterall I am a friendly guy and I proceeded to place a smoke in my mouth ready to fire up figuring she would be gone for a while as woman often do when it's time to hit the bathroom. Unexpectedly she came back quickly before I could even light it and while the smoke was dangling from my lips she came out and shouted that if I lit up that cigarette that she was going to leave immediately (I drove) Now if I had noticed her approaching me and the company that I was talking to...Hey I would of refrained because I have that kind of class but with that attitude that she gave me in front of these people taht I had just met I looked at her and said leave huh? Lighter in hand mind you and she said yes! I'll leave and at that point I pulled a perfect dice clay rendition and took that cigarette out of my mouth and hooked the cigarette around my head and flicked that lighter all in one motion lit that cigarette blew a big puff a smoke in the air and told her.....Bye Bye and she left and to this day I will never forget that girl and I am glad because My mom and dad at that time were the only ones that could only tell me what to do.....Now it appears my kids do

Be like Will Ferrell in Wedding Crashers lol

Forget a new wife. Just get rid of the one you have

@bobchikowski7

  The real response should have been....Grab me a beer and the remote NOW..and rub my feet while u at it...

Wife is a keeper. If she didn't love you, she wouldn't care what you do. 15 minutes until opening! ?? 

@Jakariya

 Wife sounds controlling to me , you can drink a beer but only at a certain time..............................

BOOM

Bang her friends, sisters aunt and mother.  She will love u for it.  

Did she SPECIFY which game?  Cuz if she didn't, you can get her on that technicality.  NHL and the NBA games started at 7 so you sir, are in the green for slamming a couple of cold ones..