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This is just for fun. These are the teams I think Gary would like to see win.
Nashville...Fuck Hockey Town, they had their days in the sun. We are in need of some Hillbilly Hockey says Uncle Gary! Oh and by the way if Shea Weber wants to smash Zetterbergs head in at the end of a game, that's quite alright says Gary. You are to do nothing about it.
Phoenix...Owned by the Mob and the NHL...You do the math. Uncle Gary could not be reached for comment on this one.
Los Angeles...Easiest one on the board. TEAM HOLLYWOOD against the rioters from Canada that gave the NHL a black eye. Get rid of those clowns as fast as you can says Gary. Gary adds I can't wait to sit beside Sylvester Stallone during the Conference Finals!
San Jose/St Louis...California team that Gary screwed over pretty bad last year with shady icing calls and officiating in that Vancouver series. The young Blues are a nice story too though, and maybe we can use a few more tv's in the midwest? Tough call, plus if we are gonna have Team Hollywood advance do we need these guys? Just let em play says Gary!
Florida/Jersey...No brainer for the fanbase down south but it will be tough to make happen. They might have to get creative. Plus with Kovalchuk and the Old Marty Story this one is probably a saw off. Just let em play says Gary!
Pittsburgh...The two darling Poster Boys. Mind you they had their turn just a few years ago so not so sure how that love affair is right now to be honest. Gary will discuss this more in depth with Sidney during their Private Turkish Bath tomorrow. Favors will be requested by Gary. Stay tuned....
New York...They could give two shits about any Canadian team. No worries about empty buildings or lost revenue there. The Sens fans are ecstatic their team over achieved and made the playoffs. New York success is a media success. Gimme a bite of that big Apple says Gary!
Washington...Pretty simple here the Bruins had their turn and Ovie and the girls are in town. Gary got THE CALL from Barrack Obama. Gary says that ungrateful little prick Tim Thomas needs to go pronto!
Just sittin on the laptop sippin some grey goose. All meant in fun.
No animals were harmed during the posting of this thread.
Uncle Gary says enjoy the games. He promises to keep you in suspense. Gary adds, he will decide what icing is. He will decide what offside is. He will decide what a distinct kicking motion is. He will decide if the player interfered with the goalies ability to stop the puck or not. Gary would like to add, Brett Hulls skate was not actually in the crease, Martin Gelinas did not actually score to win the Flames the Cup and Wayne Gretzky did not actually high stick Doug Gilmour in the face and no that was not really blood all over Dougies face!
Nashville...Fuck Hockey Town, they had their days in the sun. We are in need of some Hillbilly Hockey says Uncle Gary! Oh and by the way if Shea Weber wants to smash Zetterbergs head in at the end of a game, that's quite alright says Gary. You are to do nothing about it.
Phoenix...Owned by the Mob and the NHL...You do the math. Uncle Gary could not be reached for comment on this one.
Los Angeles...Easiest one on the board. TEAM HOLLYWOOD against the rioters from Canada that gave the NHL a black eye. Get rid of those clowns as fast as you can says Gary. Gary adds I can't wait to sit beside Sylvester Stallone during the Conference Finals!
San Jose/St Louis...California team that Gary screwed over pretty bad last year with shady icing calls and officiating in that Vancouver series. The young Blues are a nice story too though, and maybe we can use a few more tv's in the midwest? Tough call, plus if we are gonna have Team Hollywood advance do we need these guys? Just let em play says Gary!
Florida/Jersey...No brainer for the fanbase down south but it will be tough to make happen. They might have to get creative. Plus with Kovalchuk and the Old Marty Story this one is probably a saw off. Just let em play says Gary!
Pittsburgh...The two darling Poster Boys. Mind you they had their turn just a few years ago so not so sure how that love affair is right now to be honest. Gary will discuss this more in depth with Sidney during their Private Turkish Bath tomorrow. Favors will be requested by Gary. Stay tuned....
New York...They could give two shits about any Canadian team. No worries about empty buildings or lost revenue there. The Sens fans are ecstatic their team over achieved and made the playoffs. New York success is a media success. Gimme a bite of that big Apple says Gary!
Washington...Pretty simple here the Bruins had their turn and Ovie and the girls are in town. Gary got THE CALL from Barrack Obama. Gary says that ungrateful little prick Tim Thomas needs to go pronto!
Just sittin on the laptop sippin some grey goose. All meant in fun.
No animals were harmed during the posting of this thread.Uncle Gary says enjoy the games. He promises to keep you in suspense. Gary adds, he will decide what icing is. He will decide what offside is. He will decide what a distinct kicking motion is. He will decide if the player interfered with the goalies ability to stop the puck or not. Gary would like to add, Brett Hulls skate was not actually in the crease, Martin Gelinas did not actually score to win the Flames the Cup and Wayne Gretzky did not actually high stick Doug Gilmour in the face and no that was not really blood all over Dougies face!
The lion and the tiger may be more powerful, but the wolf doesn't perform in the circus.
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Good stuff bear
Except for drunken post 8
Polar" lot of truth to this thread"
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