The Gary Bettman Series Selections

Hey PB doesn't Uncle Gary want to see another Vancouver riot?

This is one of the greatest posts I ever read on covers! An instant classic

I read this and laughed my ass off...then I realized, this is actually very accurate! Great job Polar.

One last thing, over the last 3-5 years I have been placing series bets with the thought of "who would that little POS want to advance?" and to be honest, it has been profitable.

The Wings are an example (obviously I'm a homer). Pretty much every year in the regular they are the least penalized team in the league. Then in the playoff's, they are one of the most...

Sorry for going off path...  

Turkish bath

I'll be sitting next to Jack  in Hollywood...

...and obviuosly you forgot that the NY/NJ mob OWNS all of Florida so they will not stand for any talk of Marty and the BoyZ losing vs the little kittens from South Beach... Mr. Saprano says NO...!!!

Those Pittsburgh poster children will continue to get posterized in the process... and the Flyers will win.

Boston's Tim Thomas has proved that he HAS a legit birth certificate and his ability to stonewall teams will prevail vs the wasteful Washington D.C. Commies led by the Russkie in red

.Even the Hatfields and McCoys are together behind Hillbilly Hockey... ... so you are correct.

Another correct call in PHX where the mystery man has arrived in town to provide the coup de grâce (/?ku? d? 'gr??s/; French: [ku d? g??s], "blow of mercy")

STL/SJ... Even I'm still pulling Sharks teeth out of my arse...

Correct again on the Rangers... Mr. Saprano has already sent orders for Alfredsson and his clan to be taken onto a small boat in the harbour so that they can go sleep with the fish...

Quote Originally Posted by Pucksrus:

Gary is that u. R u offended. Jackass....

Yup, that's Uncle Gary texting in his Private Turkish Bath getting some TLC from Cindy