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Quote Originally Posted by Aussie Battler:

I'm going camping bra, I just have reservations about the touch game on derby day..

 

It's fucking derby day son! Fuck wrong with you?




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Do you know anyone who doesn't like peanut butter crunchy on toast,if so let me know and i'll fight them to death on a jumping castle



 
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Quote Originally Posted by Ace77:

Do you know anyone who doesn't like peanut butter crunchy on toast,if so let me know and i'll fight them to death on a jumping castle



 I fucking love crunchy peanut butter on toast

 really, i do

 

 even better, is crunchy peanut butter on english muffins

 

 has to be kraft though, none of that cheap shit

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Aussie Battler:

 I fucking love crunchy peanut butter on toast

 really, i do

 

 even better, is crunchy peanut butter on english muffins

 

 has to be kraft though, none of that cheap shit






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Battler: Hey, son. Come here.

Lil Battler: Yeah Dad.

Battler: Do you know what this is?

Lil Battler: Um, money?

Battler: Do you know how much money?

Lil Battler: No

Battler: Read the numbers, son.

Lil Battler: A thousand?!

Battler: No mate, Australia don't have $1,000 notes, dag-boy.

Lil Battler: Oh, a hundred?!

Battler: That's right mate, $100. Would you like this $100?

Lil Battler: Yeah!!

Battler: Well, I'll give it ot you, BUT you have to go and tell Mum that you don't want to go to this touch football BBQ meet-and-greet do tomorrow. Deal?

Lil Battler: Deal! You're the best dad EVER!

Battler: You're not too bad yourself, son.

 

 
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Don't think i won't fight your 4 year old if he doesn't like peanut butter crunchy


I'll hit a kid for sure
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Ace77:

Don't think i won't fight your 4 year old if he doesn't like peanut butter crunchy


I'll hit a kid for sure

The boy is cool.

He loves the crunchy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The boy can live

 
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