Michael Clarke

Question

Quits the Kiwi tour due to personal reasons

So im assuming its because of the Lara Bingle scandal right?

Clarky gonna go back home and give his attention seeking person of a girlfriend a hug and a kiss and make it all better

box whipped little bitch Clarky

Ace77 · Answer

Quits the Kiwi tour due to personal reasons

So im assuming its because of the Lara Bingle scandal right?

Clarky gonna go back home and give his attention seeking person of a girlfriend a hug and a kiss and make it all better

box whipped little bitch Clarky

rod_steel · Answer

Biggest box in world cricket&#xD;&#xA;Australia are better team without him in the one dayers anyway

rod_steel · Answer

At least we know who wears the pants in that relationship

rod_steel · Answer

Clarke probably would have scored 50 off 150 balls tomorrow

Jive_Turkey · Answer

What a fcuking joke. &#xD;&#xA;I predict those two won&#x27;t go the distance.

Ace77 · Answer

So true

Ace77 · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by Jive_Turkey]  What a fcuking joke. &#xD;&#xA;I predict those two won&#x27;t go the distance.   [/Quote]Its all up to Lara Bingle if they seperate in the future,she controls that box whipped little bitch,Clarky would never break up with a girl,he is too much of a boxBaby lets work this out

Bolar · Answer

I&#x27;m the reason he&#x27;s going home.I banged Lara Saturday night and Rod Steel took the slops when the Cheetahs were winning us shit loads of money.

Bolar · Answer

Except it wasn&#x27;t Saturday night. It was Sunday morning.

Jive_Turkey · Answer

&#xD;&#xA;A lot of astute cricket judges ect really rate Clarke, character wise. Just going on that I&#x27;d be surprised if he stuck around long term with a flakey "famous for being famous" dolly bird like Bingle.

Ace77 · Answer

Cheetahs

Gun7 · Answer

You guys are quick. Just saw the news flash, this guy has always infuriated me. For some time, as JT points out, the powers in CA have backed this knob unconditionally. I just can't stand the way he holds himself on or off the field, and the day he becomes captain (god forbid), I will stop watching international cricket and focus on our unbelievable domestic talent.

Yes he is a reasonable cricketer. Should he lead Australian Cricket, No. He neither has the strategic mindset, character or ability. He is simply a puppet for his management team who dictate his life.

Rostos · Answer

She would have called him up crying and saying i need you now......Then he would have dropped everything and ran........

We know who has the pants in the relationship......

battler, is it true he is coming home because he wants to watch the Hawks play tomorrow night?

Aussie Battler · Answer

1. I came here to start a thread titled 'Michael Clarke'

2. Rostos, I think so.

3. We've all seen the photo, yeah? It is quite a nice booby though.

4. Grow a pair for fuck sake - instant dismissal in my books. Imagine Boonie, Warnie, Merv, Dougie. They'd all be little pigs in shit. What a fuckng embarrassment. At least Ricky wants to win

5. Australia's chances in game 3 just went through the roof.

Hendy · Answer

Fev shagged Bingle years ago... it must be a threesome now because they are all f*cked.How f&#x27;kn stupid would you have to be to shag Fev? She&#x27;s gonna be useless when she loses her looks.

ecoute · Answer

Lara Bingle&#x27;s new motto "Well at least I didn&#x27;t shag Tiger"

Aussie Battler · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by Hendy] Fev shagged Bingle years ago... it must be a threesome now because they are all f*cked.&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;How f&#x27;kn stupid would you have to be to shag Fev? She&#x27;s gonna be useless when she loses her looks.&#xD;&#xA;[/Quote]

Aussie Battler · Answer

&#xD;&#xA;Tiger would have fucked her, but then he found out Fev had already been through her.&#xD;&#xA;Even the sex-addict draws the line somewhere

Ace77 · Answer

Aussies won so easy today without this ass clown

bluephinn · Answer

Totaly agree guys..However according to the associated press their popularity is not dwindling at all..Now can you please show me those stats with the phone numbers of those participate in the survey to derive to such a conclusion. Bet they work for those associated with indirect sponsors. Branch stacking NSW labor party style.How sweet that the public onceendeared this couple with such things as role models in mind..For mine it`s like a lamb to the slaughter for Bingy and the rest of them,Fev included should be forced to watch Jerry Springer 24/7 until they come to their senses. If not..well then it`s Judge Judy and Bill`O(fuckhead) Reilly with a twist of Hannity for the rest of their lives.

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Ahh..I feel better now..

rod_steel · Answer

If Clarke was batting Australia would have only chased this down with 1 ball to spare

rod_steel · Answer

If Clarke was captain would he leave the team in this circumstance?&#xD;&#xA;What a fucking joke. CA should have told him to piss off and get on with it

Jive_Turkey · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by bluephinn] &#xD;&#xA;Totaly agree guys..However according to the associated press their popularity is not dwindling at all..Now can you please show me those stats with the phone numbers of those participate in the survey to derive to such a conclusion. Bet they work for those associated with indirect sponsors. &#xD;&#xA;[/Quote]&#xD;&#xA;turn on your tv and notice the shit that rates its ass off like &#x27;big brother&#x27;, &#x27;australian idol&#x27; ect. Then turn on the radio on your way to work in the morning and listen for a second to the utter garbage that dominates on FM radio. Its where fcuk heads like Kyle Sandilands and co become famous for being famous. &#xD;&#xA;The point of all this is that, unfortunately the great majority of Australians are essentially STUPID. &#xD;&#xA;Heck, they&#x27;d probably make a flake like Lara Bingle our first female Prime Minister given the chance.    &#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;"I&#x27;m Alan Jones............."

Gun7 · Answer

https://www.smh.com.au/afl/blogs/western-eyes/clarkes-bingle-highlights-cas-double-standards/20100309-pvnu.html&#xD;&#xA;At last, some non-female journalists writing it how we all see it

ecoute · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by Gun7]  https://www.smh.com.au/afl/blogs/western-eyes/clarkes-bingle-highlights-cas-double-standards/20100309-pvnu.html&#xD;&#xA;At last, some non-female journalists writing it how we all see it  [/Quote]This article may force me into saying something nice about the media. Couldn&#x27;t agree more with it.

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