1-14 down $5k last 2 weeks what's the best way to kill myself?

tail my next play and sit near a high bridge

Russian Roulette ??

Stop gambling, start dating 

too autistic to date

Tell us you next pick before u ooof yourself....

Go reverse tout,,,make a fortune

Or just follow The People's Champ ,,,he's 14-3 during the NBA Playin/offs if the Raptors hold on and cover.

However, if you truly are searching for honest life advice and this is your cry for help and unfortunately don't have anyone in real life to turn to, please DM me and we can talk it out and get your mind out of the danger zone...don't think about the 5k anymore, it's gone...you'll make 1000x that in a lifetime once you hear and listen what I'm willing to share with you.

But if this is just a troll for attention, shame on you because there are countless of people who suffer with mental health 

Just keep going . You will get it back. 

Don't kill yourself.  Learn from your mistakes.  Start by doing the opposite of what you are doing right now.  Instead of dying, maybe look to really living.  Instead of losing, maybe start winning.  Change all your behaviours and maybe even your diet....  stop your loser lifestyle. 

What ever you're doing isn't working obviously so do the opposite.  The opposite of a loser is a winner.  So be a winner already.  Gheesh, it is not that hard buddy.  You need change so change.  The world is a dichotomy of opposites regardless of what the woke fanatics tell you.   So if being a ying is not working for you, then try being a yang.  However,  if you got a wang than you are a guy.... no mentally changing that...  but I digress so I will stop.

If your betting all those games straight why not just fade yourself

Quit gambling but if you need the fix, play the stock market.  Easier to make money in the market than to bet on sports.  

I play small for fun and make money in the market.

AEM

There has been whispers of poor financials causing drop in stock but with their acquisition of Kirkland recently, company is gold.... pun intended.  We are dealing with inflation so precious metals can't be ignored.  No quick fix though....  but yes, maybe more refined gambling (market) is needed for this suicidal degenerate.

We all gamble for the Dopamine..The rush you get when you win...that is what is addicting.......I am pretty sure he is not doing this as an investment... 

I just blindly bet under .5 runs in whatever inning and have never gone on a 1 - 14 stretch... If i actually put some thought into my bets, i will never go 1 - 14... 

Didn't anyone hit the lever?  somebody send this turd home.  Arrogance is a mental health issue also but yet this clown still goes on suffering mistakenly thinking he is clever.  Wow, the people's chump acting like a sensitive saviour....  talk about wearing stripes.

@StraightWagers

I would say pills would be the best, most peaceful way but this could also just land you in the hospital. Jumping off a building is pretty epic but messy. The way to go is the classic slit wrists in a warm bath but you must cut l way and not --- way.

@StumpTownStu

What about jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge..I heard that is very popular in SF?

@piratesgold

You are right, better the guy take a random stock tip from a punk like you who has zero credibility or track record of winning anything other than your local food stamp sweepstakes at the mall 

Jealousy is a terrible thing to endure,,,maybe one day you'll get over obsessing over me...up until today, I had no idea you even existed, yet you seem to know me inside and out...keep stalking,,,it only elevates my ego knowing random losers on the internet are jealous of me and wish they could be me,,,have a good night spaghetti sauce

@packersbackers

Respect. 100% agree

I respond to your words.  Your response is based on a fantasy world you injected me in. 

Yes, mental health is a concern nowadays. 

@packersbackers

The kingdom you built is here and defines you.  You need this acclamation. I don't! My kingdom is lies elsewhere.  Enjoy your world.  I'll leave you alone to enjoy your world and I will continue to enjoy mine. 

I should know better than to get baited by arrogance.   May God grant you humility you obviously lack.

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline