i was golfing one day with an older local. he had about 250 customers during his peak years. we got talking about how many people win. he told me ... "in all of my years, i have only had one person up on me. there are guys that hit a quick 500 and leave but only one for a normal customer. i wouldn't suggest making a career out of it." because he knew i liked to gamble. take what you want from that but i learned a lot.
i was golfing one day with an older local. he had about 250 customers during his peak years. we got talking about how many people win. he told me ... "in all of my years, i have only had one person up on me. there are guys that hit a quick 500 and leave but only one for a normal customer. i wouldn't suggest making a career out of it." because he knew i liked to gamble. take what you want from that but i learned a lot.
A guy goes in a bar. He sees a drunk watching the evening news. There's a man on the news standing on the ledge of a 30 floor building. The crowd is telling him to jump. Guy says to the drunk "Bet you twenty dollars he jumps". Drunk says "Your on". The jumper teeters back and forth for a few seconds and then he plunges off the building. As the crowd screams on the TV, the drunk turns to the guy and hands him a twenty. Guy says to the drunk, "Hey buddy, I can't take your money, I saw that guy on the noon news." Drunk replies "No, no, take the money, I saw it too. I just never thought he'd do it again"
Now that's bad handicapping.
A guy goes in a bar. He sees a drunk watching the evening news. There's a man on the news standing on the ledge of a 30 floor building. The crowd is telling him to jump. Guy says to the drunk "Bet you twenty dollars he jumps". Drunk says "Your on". The jumper teeters back and forth for a few seconds and then he plunges off the building. As the crowd screams on the TV, the drunk turns to the guy and hands him a twenty. Guy says to the drunk, "Hey buddy, I can't take your money, I saw that guy on the noon news." Drunk replies "No, no, take the money, I saw it too. I just never thought he'd do it again"
Now that's bad handicapping.
im not gonna say i dont believe you...but if u lost everything...wats the meanin of bettin 27 buck??????? i fockin rather go get myself a 12 pack and fock my lifezzzz....
im not gonna say i dont believe you...but if u lost everything...wats the meanin of bettin 27 buck??????? i fockin rather go get myself a 12 pack and fock my lifezzzz....
A guy goes in a bar. He sees a drunk watching the evening news. There's a man on the news standing on the ledge of a 30 floor building. The crowd is telling him to jump. Guy says to the drunk "Bet you twenty dollars he jumps". Drunk says "Your on". The jumper teeters back and forth for a few seconds and then he plunges off the building. As the crowd screams on the TV, the drunk turns to the guy and hands him a twenty. Guy says to the drunk, "Hey buddy, I can't take your money, I saw that guy on the noon news." Drunk replies "No, no, take the money, I saw it too. I just never thought he'd do it again"
Now that's bad handicapping.
.....CLASSIC
A guy goes in a bar. He sees a drunk watching the evening news. There's a man on the news standing on the ledge of a 30 floor building. The crowd is telling him to jump. Guy says to the drunk "Bet you twenty dollars he jumps". Drunk says "Your on". The jumper teeters back and forth for a few seconds and then he plunges off the building. As the crowd screams on the TV, the drunk turns to the guy and hands him a twenty. Guy says to the drunk, "Hey buddy, I can't take your money, I saw that guy on the noon news." Drunk replies "No, no, take the money, I saw it too. I just never thought he'd do it again"
Now that's bad handicapping.
.....CLASSIC
A guy goes in a bar. He sees a drunk watching the evening news. There's a man on the news standing on the ledge of a 30 floor building. The crowd is telling him to jump. Guy says to the drunk "Bet you twenty dollars he jumps". Drunk says "Your on". The jumper teeters back and forth for a few seconds and then he plunges off the building. As the crowd screams on the TV, the drunk turns to the guy and hands him a twenty. Guy says to the drunk, "Hey buddy, I can't take your money, I saw that guy on the noon news." Drunk replies "No, no, take the money, I saw it too. I just never thought he'd do it again"
Now that's bad handicapping.
see dr j 500hr
A guy goes in a bar. He sees a drunk watching the evening news. There's a man on the news standing on the ledge of a 30 floor building. The crowd is telling him to jump. Guy says to the drunk "Bet you twenty dollars he jumps". Drunk says "Your on". The jumper teeters back and forth for a few seconds and then he plunges off the building. As the crowd screams on the TV, the drunk turns to the guy and hands him a twenty. Guy says to the drunk, "Hey buddy, I can't take your money, I saw that guy on the noon news." Drunk replies "No, no, take the money, I saw it too. I just never thought he'd do it again"
Now that's bad handicapping.
see dr j 500hr
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