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$60,000 RIDING TONIGHT.....PLEASE HELP!!!

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Posted: #51
[Quote: Originally Posted by GeorgeCarlin]
Dude, if you put a gun to my head, maybe JUST MAYBE, I might put $100 on ONE of the teams you selected--let's look at how you are protecting your investment:
 
Samford -3.5
Rhode Island -3
Moorehead St PK
Weber St PK
Charleston -1.5
Cleveland St -2
 
There are NO majors amongst this 6-pack, so if you think DUKE and WAKE looked like shit yesterday, don't be surprised how unstable these clowns will be.
 
And if you and your buds have that kind of free cash, why the fuck don't you open your own book, and take other idiots' bets? Then you and your buds can screw people over--at least now you know how it's done.
[/QuoteThe only reason why we bet 60k was because so far we were up for the entire season.  Every year we try to get a bankroll going and then wager ALL of it on the superbowl.  That is what gambling is all about......THE RISK FOR REWARD
 
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Quote Originally Posted by lovethepens:

What the fuck is your problem!!!  Why would you think that I am lying???  I love gambling and have been for the last 4 years now.  Granted I don't always have winning years but I do get lucky and hit some nice parlays.  You can't win them all or maybe you think you can.  What do you guys want in order to prove to you that I am not BULLSHITTING.  I have no reason to bullshit.  Look at all my previous posts and NEVER have I ever bullshitted about anything
Hey THORPE sorry this wasn't meant for you it was a mistake.  This was meant for the other 2 fuckers -- namely --- DOUBLEUP4LIFE AND ARROWS1992
 
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I don't think I would play a parlay with the cash you "have" to play with. I would put 20K on 3 bets...

The only game I like so far is XAV -8

 
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Quote Originally Posted by DoubleUp4Life:

Liar of the Year (2009) Award
 
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DaddyPhatSacks  +125
 
Red Panda    -105
 
lovethepens  -150
 
 
The Field   +400 
 
 
 
Very tough to wager on this one all are horrible liars

 

I'm In

 

lovethepens  -150 for 1.5 million

 
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Posted: #55
Further thinking, obviously you were sitting or standing next to him placing your bet.  Did you not watch him write it down or if he had a higher up to call, were you not there to listen to him call it in?
 
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Posted: #56
anger issues on top of everything else...sounds like someone needs a (1-800) number
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CapaNostra:

I don't think I would play a parlay with the cash you "have" to play with. I would put 20K on 3 bets...

The only game I like so far is XAV -8

Thanks for your input.  I wasn't going to parlay those bets.  They were all single bets of $5k each.  I like your suggestions though, thanks.

Maybe i will do 30k on Rhode Island, 15k on Samford and 15k on San Jose

 
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Posted: #58
Go to HappyKane's thread, he has a play for you if you can do tennis.
 
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Usually not a chalk bettor,  but this one is tough,  might have to hedge with a field bet though
 
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we want your bookie to log on and explain us the situation, and we will take care of him for you. 20 minutes in this forum that fuck will give you 70big boys instead of 60.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BaldingersPinky:

Further thinking, obviously you were sitting or standing next to him placing your bet.  Did you not watch him write it down or if he had a higher up to call, were you not there to listen to him call it in?
No actually I didn't see him writing it down.  The thing is like I said before, I have been with the same bookie for a few years now and NEVER have I had a problem like this.  Even last year's superbowl, my friends and I laid 75k on the Giants to cover the spread and we WON and GOT PAID!!!  I really had no reason to believe that he would try to fuck us
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tagsrock:

we want your bookie to log on and explain us the situation, and we will take care of him for you. 20 minutes in this forum that fuck will give you 70big boys instead of 60.
Lets be realistic here.  I don't think any bookie will log on to try to defend their mistake.
 
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so is it all or nothing?  so he's saying you owe him 60k but he'll let you play 60k lol and your buddies don't want to fork out the money they didn't loose so you owe your book 60k and each friend 15 k each...........is this a movie script and you can't figure out the ending

Samford -3.5
FSU-8
Illinois +3.5
Ill/WIS over 121
Seton Hall -5
ST. Mary's -17
 
by the way Manny didn't take the 25mill deal....you don't have to take his if affraid for you ass give him your 30k he'll take and call you each week for a payment for the rest tell your friends u fucked up and kiss your ass funny how the book is willing to cut you so much slack for SOMEONES error
 
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Posted: #64
wow what a crock of lies you are.


You bet 30k of your own money on STEELERS 1st half

Your two other friends split 30k on the STEELERS 1st half



If this was anywhere close to the truth it wouldn't have ever made it to covers (if it was me and my 2 friends, we would be collecting no matter what)


If you really want true opinions on your picks, maybe you should try being truthful?
 
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Pens,
Good luck bro. That's a shitload of money. I wouldn't spread it out on so many games. You have a better chance of losing and less of a chance of winning big.
I would pick a game on TV, do a ton of reasearch on it and then goto a bar and watch it and drink beers with your boys. You will win big together or go down together.
Anyway,
I like URI the best out of the above picks. I really like the Illini getting 4. Either way. Good luck.
 
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Posted: #66
Throw the citadel +4.5 in there for about 10 G's, they are 6-0-1 ATS this year and App St. has had trouble at home recently. If you lose, im sorry. If you win, you owe me a grand.
 
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That was supposed to say 6-0-1 on the road this year.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BarryDingle31:

wow what a crock of lies you are.


You bet 30k of your own money on STEELERS 1st half

Your two other friends split 30k on the STEELERS 1st half



If this was anywhere close to the truth it wouldn't have ever made it to covers (if it was me and my 2 friends, we would be collecting no matter what)


If you really want true opinions on your picks, maybe you should try being truthful?
I don't understand.  Just because I am on covers explaining what happened it is a bunch of bull.  I guess that you are a bunch of bull yourself then for being on covers
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Ducemann:

Pens,
Good luck bro. That's a shitload of money. I wouldn't spread it out on so many games. You have a better chance of losing and less of a chance of winning big.
I would pick a game on TV, do a ton of reasearch on it and then goto a bar and watch it and drink beers with your boys. You will win big together or go down together.
Anyway,
I like URI the best out of the above picks. I really like the Illini getting 4. Either way. Good luck.
  Thank you for your input.  Much appreciated.  Nice to see that there are still some sane people here
 
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Quote Originally Posted by marksteg22:

Throw the citadel +4.5 in there for about 10 G's, they are 6-0-1 ATS this year and App St. has had trouble at home recently. If you lose, im sorry. If you win, you owe me a grand.
Thanks for the input.  Lets hope we win
 
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Posted: #71
Quote Originally Posted by rickster2312:

 

I'm In

 

lovethepens  -150 for 1.5 million

 I just called 5 Dimes and they are thinking of taking this wager off the Board as the Lies mount up

BEST OF HEALTH, HAPPINESS,WEALTH, BLESSINGS and LUCK TO ALL !!
 
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Posted: #72
Your story is pure B.S.  Unfrickin believable.
What bookie will take a $60,000 bet, unless you are a made man or a serious high roller, which you are not - probably a college student who is a bartender.  
Now say we believe you are a high roller, well how the hell does a bookie screw up the bet of one of his high rollers.  Your bookie is going to lay off that amount with his own bookie.
 
And your bookie says he fucked up so here's $60,000 grand for tonigh to wager - this is again pure b.s.  Bookies don't do this, who the hell are you fooling.  Bookies have tape recorders.
 
I have seen so many of these kinds of threads, that I get amazed whenever they pop up.  It's the same story, a guy is wagering a butload of money.  In reality you are a parlay kind of guy, a small timer who bets about $20-50 on a six to eight team parlay - you really dig the idea of betting this amount to hit a $1,000. 
 
In sum, this is your six team parlay tonight for $25.  At best you hit 50-60%.
 
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yea love the pens this make absolutly no sense at all.  u have to play 60 k? thats the dumbest thing i have ever heard u won 60 k he was just mad because u won it on a bullshit 100 yard pick six. I feel bad for you but at the same time, this situation makes 0 sense you obviously must have fucked up. And if you didnt fuck up he fucked up. But there is no reason why u should have to wager 60 k tonight
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ARROWS1992:

 

just tell your book you want to lay the 60,000 on yourself at (-150) so you will be able to get 40,000 of your money back...and thats a LOCK.

While your at it lovethepens ask your Bookie if I can put 100K on you being the Liar of the year.... Make sure he Tapes it or writes it down .... Its a Lock  

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Oh and I see all your posts talk about six team parlays, which confirms my belief that you are pumping sunshine here.  Some of us,who are seasoned vets, rarely play parlays.  We have found over the years that it is hard to hit parylays, let alone one game.
Anyways, you will always find a couple of believers in your threads, so you can keep playing dungeons and dragons fantasy stuff.  
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