A Petition to bring back some beloved banned COVERS MEMBERS FROM YEARS PAST

2007? Damn, I'm old

@mcdrewcarey187

I thought you were banned.

Please tell BR how you avoided the ax. He is looking for suggestions.

@Hugh_Jorgan

 I never did anything to get banned.  I just moved away. Lol

Let's bring back Detox and Mctrap. (sp?)

I see covers has done some house cleaning lately  Buffalo's finest "what's up family" racist is gone              and  chic      cardinals too

kudos covers team

Seaweed was a man's man, yes he was complicated and his nba plays stunk but he was very caring.I would give him a hug, a man hug.

This is getting ridiculous . Hasn’t monte paid his debt to society yet ? Guy has class , charisma , winning picks , personality , and through his writing you can tell that he’s a kind , caring father …..

so what the fuck ?

holy Christ up above in the clouds looking down upon us shaking his head in disagreement like me watching gus edwards bust off a 22 yard scamper on Thursday night only to pull up lame with a bad hammy knowing full well I needed the rest of his fantasy points and possible touchdown with all that time remaining in the 4th quarter….

this is absurd . What’s the guy gotta do ? Cure syphillis ?

him coming back as Ralph Furley and Stanley Roper alone should be enough ….

what’s he gotta come back as , Mr . Angelino ? Felipe the salad chef ?

gripes .

do the right thing covers ….

free monte 

Monte should cure syphilis, he has certainly spread enough of it

I thought the guy just had crabs ? He’s funny though either way  . Dude shaved his whole pubic bush off thinkin’ that would solve the problem . When that didn’t work he went to church and asked God to help . Still no remedy for the scratching . So he downed a bottle of Jack and did an 8 ball and said fuck it …. Syphillis for everybody ! Every rotten sphincter chocolate starfish from Tallahassee to Nova Scotia gets the “ S “ emblazoned across their privates like bizarro Superman . Every skank ho in every dive bar that you can talk into blowing you in the back alley gets a taste of the SIF ! Come one ! Come All ! Monte comin’ in your butt ! His “ love’ll “ cut you Raw …..

it’s like the freak show circus is in town but only in his ballsack . Free admission ! How can you pass up the opportunity ? 4 out of 5 venereal disease doctors said that you should have though ….

free Ralph furley and Larry Dallas !!!!

@spockgato

 lol.  Felipe.  Felipe was a good character.  

Have to pick one......Chrissy or Janet?  Terri was fine too. Not as fine as Furley's neckerchief collection, but fine nonetheless.

I don’t give a fuck if it’s an unpopular opinion….

gimme pre nose job Janet 

on that little couch they have in the apartment , bent over , with her pink nightgown pulled up , with the bobby socks on , as we entangle and intertwine our bodies into a convoluted body mish mash juicy moist wet extravaganza of passion that would put any pornhub video to shame …..

yes sir no doubt about it ……

and just to spice things up a little bit , because I like to live dangerous , put the lampshade they have in the corner on MY head , imma freak it out yo , for realz , uh huh , yep yep , all day , and all night , drivin’ my meat stick submarine all the way to her ocean’s floor …..

I assure you , I can take that kind of pressure , even though it would feel like my HEAD was about to explode … ya dig ?

I might possibly even turn her around midway through our jackhammer session jaunt of carnal ecstasy , you know , getting caught up in the moment and all , and throw my head into her pusssy bucket and bob for her apple ….

I don’t know , I’m guessing it smells good down there , but she’s a fictional character , and my TV doesn’t have ScratchaVision , so I’m hoping that I wouldn’t come up with a 3 pound Bass instead of some nice fruit …..feel me ?

I’m not into that kinky shit though , so I’d close the curtains on the window for sure …..

so mister Furley couldn’t peep in it with that big wild eyed puckered mouth expression he was famous for and often did ….

and so he couldn’t jack it like a guy in one of those filth XXX joints they had in Times Square back in the day before they cleaned up that whole area ….

there’s no slot to put in another quarter buddy , and the window’s closing , so you better hurry up and finish pal , and watch your step upon departure , cuz the floor is slippery….

and I pride myself on being a one woman at a time kinda guy but I would make an exception for that Milfy Lana who always used to hit on Jack …..

that big tit bitch would get it . I’d take the neckerchief right of of Ralph’s pencil neck and tie that vivacious buxom aching for it cunnt to Jack’s bedpost and Tripper up , well , her thinking anyway , because she never could have imagined a beef whistle making such beautiful music ….

she’d be confused , dizzy , and in a state of delirium after our escapade , trust me I know what I’m talking about , so much so she’d have to go to the hospital for fluids and an IV . Boom . and the nurse helping her ? Terri . oh yeah . When Lana came back to coherence they would speak and talk about what took place ….

and Terri would come knocking on my Bistro door 5 minutes later dogg ….

I’d adorn my head with my Halloween costume King’s crown and bark at her doggystyle and show her that I indeed am the Regal Beagle….

I’m high as hell 

@spockgato

 I would take Janet too.

Chrissy is probably a dead fish in bed.  Slightly too dumb to even know what is going on.  Terri would act like she was doing you a favor.  So I think we have a little dead fish with Chrissy, and cold fish with Terri

Janet though..........Janet would let you tie her up a little.  Janet would get a sensible lunch out of me the following day.  Nothing crazy.  Maybe one rung up from a Chipotle.  Possible breakfast in bed.  

Very well done . 

spot on analysis ……

and those spots on Janet’s anal cyst ?

my semen 

when I get done with her there will be more semen on her butthole than seamen in Mchale’s Navy 

and you worded it perfectly . a SENSIBLE lunch . nothing too extravagant . nothing too showy . nothing too pricey . kinda regular . just like Janet Wood …..

Would Janet Wood get the wood jabbed in her Wookiee goods ?

she would 

that Mrs. Roper though ? Fuck . I imagine her vagina would have that look …..

like it had a 15 year old duffel bag that someone forgot in a storage locker just hanging there outside of it’s pusssylips , just dangling there , causing misery and infinite sadness to the air around it , and changing the molecular structure of anything that it came in contact with …..

that master of the dark arts voodoo black magic puffer fish slit of doom ….

that scary like you’re a kid and watch the Michael Myers movie alone kinda stinkhole…..

just a monstrous Frankensteinish mess of overused and discolored flesh from the insides , that got all discombobulated , misplaced , and out of sorts , and that lost it’s natural formation and integrity within the chooch’s walls kinda evil….

somewhere Stanley is smiling . that sly smile . the one directed right towards the camera . I got you Stanley . I see you …..

@spockgato

The last 2 posts of yours are some of the finest word salads that I have feasted upon since the days of cheesy 70's sitcoms