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As some of you may know, I have lived somewhat of a crazy life. From the time I was 15 always had $ and partied like a fucking rock star. Travelled the country for over four years outta high school with my fathers NHRA drag team and just completely raged the whole time. Needless to say I was young, horny, full of cash so I amassed MANY prostitute stories, 500 is NOT an exaggeration. I dont mean i am or was millionaire or any kind of bullshit like that, but makin about 8K/month when I was 18 I was "ballin" for the time. Deffierent cities with different strip clubs, massage parlors, escort services all over the country. My buddies go on for hours asking me funny shit about all the good and terrible women along the way. This "ask me anything about  . . . " is real popular on another board so I figured Id try it out here cuz this topic got an awesome response over there.

So fire away boys :

ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT BEING WITH OVER 500 PROSTITUTES!!

Lemme answer one right off the bat, I HAVE NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER fucked one of these hwores without a rubber, and YES, they were all female!! and NO, I dont have the HIV!!!

FIRE AWAY!!!!!!!!!
 
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are you vaughnk?
 
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No, thank god


 
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do the sores hurt all the time or only when you pee?
 
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Herpes is nothing to be ashamed of....

lots of people have them...Jessica Alba, Paris Hilton

nothing a lil Valtrex can't take care of


stay thirsty my friend
 
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never had any diseases ot problems of any sort, due to the ALWAYS wearing a rubber

Funny story tho, had a buddy of mine who like a fucking saint when it came to banging women, he'd have to be "in a relationship" to fuuck a chick. So one night he gets drunk at a bar and finally just bangs some broad and ends up with  some "issue" down there and in the doctors office. So I call him and ask him whats up and he's like "fuck you Im not talkin to you about this, you bang all these person and nothing ever happens and i do it once and end up in the doctors office". Then he told me he didnt use a rubber. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
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how old were you when your penis fell off????
 
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My only question is how much (Total) did they all cost?
 
Or just an estimate.
 
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I'm sure everybody on this board has fucked prostitutes many times but 500 dude?

No offense but are you too ugly to get regular box or just too lazy?




 
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Quote Originally Posted by Crowkillers:

My only question is how much (Total) did they all cost?
 
Or just an estimate.

 
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I cant say that I am 500+....  but I a have some experience...

was wondering how you would rank the different venues...

mine is...

1. AMPs = can be done on impulse, safe, pretty set prices for set services

2. Escorts = have to plan and some danger especially with out call coming to you or incall going to them...  also have possibility of up-selling

3. Strip clubs = takes alot of work and coordination, or you have to wait till they get off, and it is hit or miss...  Strippers are also known for be unreliable and unprofessional...

4. Street walkers = super sketchy, often shady people and possibility of pimp involvement...

 
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Wow   let me just say this  enjoy now while you can still do it.As you will get older you can only tell stories like this.In real life old age will slow your ass down plus all these new rx drugs will have lasting side effects.
 
So whatever the number may be from on old man these wise words.
 
GET IT WHILE YOU CAN AND GET ALL YOU CAN.
 
SOME DAY YOU WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT IT.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by yock1571:

Wow   let me just say this  enjoy now while you can still do it.As you will get older you can only tell stories like this.In real life old age will slow your ass down plus all these new rx drugs will have lasting side effects.
 
So whatever the number may be from on old man these wise words.
 
GET IT WHILE YOU CAN AND GET ALL YOU CAN.
 
SOME DAY YOU WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT IT.










I'm still young.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by babybator:

over 500 escorts is an impressive number! I personnally feel that you are underestimating. For someone whose involved in that hobby, it becomes an addiction like anything else.How do i know this?---I was once addicted to person/escorts/hookers--whatever you want to call em!  Over a ten year span, I probably average 2/month. And that's being very convervative. So roughly that gives me about 500 hookers over a 10 yr span myself!!! Of course when I'd go on binges, I would do one a night for a week straight!! I hate to think about the money Ive spent--but hey, it's all relative. Add to the mix the countless hours spent in strip clubs. I cant even fathom the number of lap dances Ive had!! at 20-40 bucks a pop, I know I've laid out a TON of cash in clubs.....the key is to always use a rubber, keep the french kissing to a minimum (the high class hookers will let you do this, the ones that charge 350/hr or more), and get regular STD checkups....I can now say I've given up the hobby---been about 2 yrs since I laid a hooker..
  Whats the reason for keeping french kissing to a minimum?  Also where do you guys get all the escorts?  You find them online and meet them in your house?  I appreciate your sharing. 
 
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Do you still have your original dick?
 
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You are such a poser and the biggest hurtbag I've ever seen.
 
18 years old and have to pay women to come near you....what a great life you had to sleep with dirty women.
 
 
 
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Real men don't pay for sex.
 
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 ChanceP
 
You, my friend, are a loser. 
 
Not for what you have done / claimed to have done, but just for the fact you have to come on here and post it is weak.  Get a life. 
 
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did any of them ever smell like you just found an open can of tuna that had been sitting in your car for three days??
 
did you prefer the sport fucking aspect or the cuddling afterwards??
 
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Why did you have to pay for 500 person at 18 you should have had girls to bang for free. Very sad that your so proud of this. From 18 to 25 were great years in life and I had tons of cash and was BALLIN but I never paid for person. You need help. 
 
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I know guys that are still banging person well into their 60's and 70's. If you have the $$ and the wherewithal, it can be done. A good supply of Viagra helps these guys too. One guy is literally banging 5-6 different person a week, in a sort of "rotation", every week. And he tips $100 extra usually, so doing the math that is about $1500 a week, $6 K / month.
 
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ChanceP--two questions:
 
1- How many black women did you pay for? and
 
2- did you ever have a mother/daughter combo?
 
 
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 A Poker God and the toughest Son-of-a-Bitch alive.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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I am sure if you post your REAL PIC here that would explain why YOU HAD to PAY for sex. 
 
 
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Just by sheer statistics, out of those 500 atleast a couple of them were formerly men or hermaphrodites.
 
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