Bachelor Party

Hey guys, figured I would post this here just as a chance for some views. Any help is possible. I realize this may not be the best site for this as everyone on here probably assumes its for gambling haha. But all of the help to get me to my friends bachelor party would be grateful. Thanks

What a moronic thing to do. Good luck.

1. Place some seed money in account... Most people do not like to break new ground. Herd mentality thing...

2. Add some social media numbers...

3. Add comments from "friends"... how much you deserve this, how you volunteer at the local soup kitchen, deliver meals to elderly shut ins that can not get out.

4. Play the sympathy angle... you would have the money if it were not for buying your mothers prescriptions, buying formula for a single mothers child who would have not had food if not for you.

5. Change the picture. Yeah, I know, I am a racist for being honest... A picture of along the lines of the character that played the son of Heisenberg in Breaking Bad. (with crutches visible) the facial expression should be slight smile, not happy , but not sad ... I would have actually suggested a female picture, but you have already IDed yourself as male. Your current picture is way too happy and makes me think the person in the picture probably has a good enough life already without my money...

6. You could also throw in this would give you a possible last chance to see a beloved grandparent who is in poor health. And how you remember the wonderful summers you had spending time with the ailing grandparent on your summer breaks from grade school.

7. You can also point out how the groom is a veteran of Iraqi. The war hero angle is always a good one.

Haha appreciate the help rand. I will take some of these things into consideration. I understand that It sounds like snobby and what not, but I mean paying for school among other things is just killing me. 

Oh, Rand...

Tim Tebow got a nice first round contract.  

This is against the rules here.  Only warning.  

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U had to google that word...

Tebow....Do you accept checks..???