Big Ten Over/Under of the Year

@Biscuiteater1

Stu Feiner.....Made a career outta doing that...

@Biscuiteater1

 If you keep talking like that, I’ll just take my skills to wherever Double Up was exiled.

Rollie Massamino!!!  

@terapinstattion

 There used to be a guy out of Florida I’d follow.  He was good except everytime I tailed him, he’d crash and burn!

where do you live?  

Jim Feist still won't release his Lock of the Day unless you give a Zipcode.......so the salesman can tell which side of the Mississippi you are calling from..... 1/2 the nation gets a Winner and a Callback. When I lived in Vegas the salesmen from his Boilerroom used to try and recruit in the Stardust sportsbook.

@terapinstattion

 I'm going to tail you.  I actually looked at the matchup, 2 high scoring teams, it makes sense, it could happen. Penn at Villanova OVER 139.5, -115.

Of course, I'm a greedy POS, so I parlayed it with Sac's Detroit 1st half money line -140.  If you read Undermysac's analysis of that game, it makes sense as well. Also, a tie at halftime would be against the statistical forecast, but not a loss.

$1000, +220, returns $3204.97 including stake.

I blame no one if it loses.  I thank the respective posters for pointing out these gems if it wins.

(Plus, hopefully if the first leg wins, I won't be tempted to wager the rest of the week.) 

I’m starting to think you’re the same guy.

@terapinstattion

 
Screw you, Shelly Smith and Holly Rowe too!

Keep this up and Cranky Hank Enterprises is gonna be on the chopping block.   

A professional tout like Hank knows how to herd the sheep back into the pasture. I sense an AFC Divisional Game of the Year coming up this weekend. And if you buy it for just $99, he'll include 3 bonus games both rated as 3 star plays. (You'll also be persuaded to pay an additional $29 to include the MNF Hammer of the Month) 

Larry Ness died so that Cranky Hank could live …..

it’s just the nature of things , in death , there is new life . it’s like that everywhere , in all parts , all around the world , and it’s been that way since the beginning of time ….

except when you really force it , and squeeze the cheeks too strong and unexpectedly diarrhea your underwear . Just throw them shits out . Ain’t no good no more . High priced laundry detergent ain’t gonna make a dent .

you’ll be walking your dog in the park on a hot summer day , and pass a few people sitting on a bench who are enjoying the sunshine ….

and they’ll catch a whiff ….

they won’t know it’s you . They’ll think it’s the mutt ….

blame him . That’s why he’s man’s best friend . Let him take the fall ….

For the incognito stink ass . Hey Bubby , It’s stuck in the fibers of them Fruit Da Looms . Can’t fix it . It’s over . 

burn em and the ozone layer decreases by .00021 percent 

cranky hank I’m on board . Now captain this motherfuckin’ ship to the Promised Land ….

what’s da next selection ?

I'm holding out, if Hank tanks this week i see an offer of $29.99 for the rest of the season & playoffs.

Does the system have a play on the Kentucky/Iowa total of 31?

This one surely should have triggered a fire. Max bet?

That's the spirit Spock 

Ole Spock  lol lol  ahh boy. 

Jim Feist is alive....