CD Newsletter Week #16

@bigred84

 Your team is just too injured to put up a fight anymore. Harbaugh had a chance to bring in Blake the Snake Bortles but chose a 55 year old friend instead. Blake would have won the game and joined the fans at Pickle Pub later. Too late. You reap what you sow.

Jags and Jets playing a very exciting game for a pair of Conference USA schools.

Forgot to post a few plays early but all look fine except I laid 10 on the Bucs in an anti-narrative stand. We'll see. This PM:

Seahawks -7 

Steelers +11

Someone please call 911, there’s a murder in progress going on in Cincinnati 

Don't know who the Jets coach is today but he's great. Big black dude with a black beard and white goatee who refuses to punt. He's a treasure. 

@Getty3

I bet your team today.

I'd appreciate it if they would tackle Wilson

Chargers in a must win game against a lay down opponent doing Charger like things. They'll miss the playoffs again.

Dan Campbell, Tim Boyle, and the Div 2 North Alabama Lions giving Atlanta all they can handle at the half. 

Eagles and Giants have sent football back a half century.

Joe Burrows in the 1st half today:

18 of 21, 300yds, 3 TD's with no INT's

Don't forget to mention Cam.

Any team who feels bad about their QB just needs to watch Cam play to get a renewed sense of "it could be worse"

@Hugh_Jorgan

 I bet the over 41.5. Both coaches are trying like hell to make it work, but the players on the field just suck. A perfect example of how bad defense is better than bad offense. 

You draft the heck out of offensive talent every year because it's harder to get it right, but the reward is great. Defense can be had in the later rounds and thru free agency.

Done fishing, didn't catch shit but my brother got 2.

I see the Bengals and Rams with comfortable leads. I'm happy.

But how did Joe Burrow do?

@BWS77

 He’s been so good that there just has to be more than one of him out there 

When I lived in Mass I would occasionally fish from shore in the winter because I could build a small fire and enjoy the desolate scenery by myself. 

Disregard that 911 call, it’s too late  

Contact the Medical Examiner instead and have him bring 53 body bags. 

Speaking of him being out there....  up 20 with 8 minutes left and still throwing, took a sack on 1st down.   He should be on the sideline by now

Check that, 2 sacks now at the 6 min mark

@BWS77

 And he just threw another TD pass. 
Cinci creating some serious animosity on the other sideline 

And now just got hammered on 3rd & 20

@Hugh_Jorgan

 They won't play them again this year. I love that they're running up the score. 

overturned by review...  but yeah, just inviting someone to take a kill shot which nearly happened on last play

Hugh, the Jags lose for a hundred different reasons but ultimately Tavon Austin is drunk/stoned and is penalized on 4th goal at the 2 because he doesn't know where to line up. Penalty is declined, game over. There's a reason guys like him are toxic to normal teams. 

If anyone of you bet on the Bears, I will be very disappointed.

I feel a tad bit regretful for not betting against them.

Can someone please explain the Chargers and Texans game

[Quote: Originally Posted by undermysac]If anyone of you bet on the Bears, I will be very disappointed. I feel a tad bit regretful for not betting against them

I have Seattle. LARGE. Thanks for your concern. Now go cook up the 2 white suckers that bro caught and gave you. 

Perceived reputation of Chargers > Chargers

Perceived reputation of Texicans < Texicans

Texicans > Chargers

The Getty’s not scoring on 1st and Goal from the 5 at the end of that game cost me a nice chunk of change. It is a rare occasion that I make a large bet on a shitty team. Now I remember why I rarely do it