Tennessee Titans -1 @ Miamai Dolphins O/U 36.5
Lol…here it comes. Toilet bowl 2024 comes early to all of us. Only thing we can hope for here is hurricane force winds and a torrential downpour and hopes that an actual dolphin finds itself on the field. This game may be less entertaining than watching two turds battle it out to see who gets flushed first. Let’s see what we got…
No Tua, Thompson still bitch slapped and questionable and Huntley is being considered…WTF else can go wrong….Oh yeah, Mostert is questionable with a chest injury. WR Malik Washington is most likely out as well. Fins also have O line troubles with injuries too. On defense they have David Long, Kendall Fuller and Storm Duck all questionable. So who will be suiting for the fins, Flipper. They will need him to come out of retirement and somehow do some dolphin tricks to get a dubya here. I mean, to say this team is a dumpster fire and is in disarray is an understatement. They may be all concussed at this point, including the coach. When your best player on the field is your kicker, you have issues. Jason Sanders may save them this week with 4 field goals.
Tennessee oh Tennessee, where did thy Tennessee go….Welp, you floundered big time you drunken Nashville fucks…the only miracle happening in this city now is if Will Levis doesn’t throw an inexcusable INT or fumble trying to do something he thinks is spectacular, which most find ordinary. Titans just lost to a love-less Packers team, although I am high on Malik Willis so not sure this is much of a surprise, but nonetheless they Titties, I mean Titans, are winless…Let me say that again, the Titans are winless…kind of sounds normal now. Bright spot for the Titans, not releasing Henry may have helped, but Pollard, even though he lead the offense in rushing last week with 6 carries for 14 yards. Say what? 14 yards from your premiere back…that has to change or they will be laughed out of Miami. Hopkins had 73 yards on 6 catches. Levis was 26/34 for 260 yards, 2 TD and 2 picks. He had a QB rating of 92.8.
The Titans have turned the ball over 8 times, with 5 of those by interception and 3 fumbles lost. They are averaging just a tad over 100 yards ppg rushing, which puts them at 20 in the league and they are holding the opposition to 16 ppg. They are ranked 3 in the league in passing defense and are allowing 57.7% completion percentage. Their D has given up 3 passing TD’s and 2 by ground. They are ranked 5 in yards allowed, however they are ranked a dismal 24 in the league when it comes to opponents scoring.
The fins are averaging 6.5 points ppg since Tua’s concussion and their defense has allowed 27.5 ppg. Miami is ranked 16 in average yards ppg. Get this, the fins are ranked 4 in penalties and have racked up 27 thus far. Just killing their team. Defense is ranked 11 in passing and the biggest number of them all, the fishy poos are ranked dead last in the league in scoring at 11 ppg.
The Dolphins are reeling and I don’t know if it changes this week. As much as Will Levis is disastrous sometimes, he still has fairly decent offensive output. He just hurts his team with his poor decision making. Of the two poorest teams in the league right now, I give the edge to Tennessee because they will at least score. How will the fins score?
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