CD’s Newsletter Week 5 (Monte Edition)

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Bears at Commanders 

Both teams have piss poor defenses.  Over 42.5 total looks tasty.  There is a reason the Bears are winless.  If Fields is the real passing deal, easy peasy!

4 td and 5 interceptions by Howell for Washington, doesn’t exactly instill confidence in a Washington cakewalk.

Past totals add fuel to the over.

This is like a monkey fucking a football ...we expect better 

@trainwreck66

 A Trainwreck in the making!

Monteeeeeeeee

Oh this is going to be good, wtf could go wrong?

Hank all ready used more words describing one game than red did for the whole board

@undermysac

@undermysac

BigD will be starting it soon...i love rails of cocks as much as the next guy but this has derailed  

It appears that djbrow is no longer on this site.

I just went through his posting history, and assuming I did it properly he has not been heard from for 5 months.

Hopefully he is well, and simply moved on to better ventures

@Hugh_Jorgan

Thats a shame for us...its prolly for the best and good luck to him and the Vikes 

I haven't seen my wife in over a week. The police said to prepare for the worst. Tomorrow I'm going to Goodwill to buy back her wardrobe. 

@undermysac

@undermysac

@Getty3

My wife asked if google was run by a woman or a man....I said definitely a woman ...she said awesome ...but how do you know...I said when I type its always interrupting my search 

I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.

Such is the life of a mailman.

(rimshot)

I don't have a Wife which is my misfortune but the Widow I'm grifting says that I Push all her Buttons. I don't think thats True cause I haven't found the Mute.

Kansas City -5

Buffalo -5.5

Baltimore -3.5

Miami -11

Green Bay -2