Chances

Big plays tonight.

Chances are 50/50 on both.

La/Den over 222.5 NBA

AZ/Oakland MLB over 9

@Cranky_Hank

Thanks BC!  

I wish I could save up some of those points and runs for my next bets.

Let’s play the over 212.5 in the Heat/Celtics game in the NBA tonight!

Like last night, it takes awhile to get to know each other.

Chances are 50/50. 

I read the tea leaves and the writing on the wall. 

 U 213'  (x2)

Thank you.  

It makes me feel better.  

  Another easy winner!

Okay sports fans, let’s figure out what we’re going to throw at the wall tonight.

A true champion doesn’t just perform the safe routines.  The degree of difficulty is what makes an Olympian!

Triple sow cow, 3.5 twists, followed by a flawless entry.

Multi sport parlay

MLB NYY/Toronto over 8.5 -120

NBA Caldwell Pope Denver over 15.5 Total points, rebounds, assists -140

MLB LA Dodgers ml -155

+417 odds

$300 returns $1551.15

Any tea leaves up in here? 

@chldrnofsanchez

 My guy!!!!

Pablo Cruise 

Monte , how about this ? Is this okay to drink ?

cuz I swear to the Heavens bro , that every time that I imbibe this nectar of the God’s , it seems like I get my dick instantly wet right afterwards .

Sometimes even before I get the jimmy hat on extra tight . Gotta stop doin’ that . The raw dogg not the poon penetration bro . Ya dig ?

Ss

Oh shit . You got me there bro 

I’ve had me some Schlitz . Let me tell you …….

ReFuckingFreshing .

Is ….. is …… is …… is that motherfuckin’ Rerun from the TV show What’s Happening ?

there at the beginning ?

By Golly I’d fuck the scowl off of Roj’s sister Dee’s face it is !

I still remember when he tried to make a bootleg Doobie Brothers tape that time when he snuck a recorder into their concert or some shit .

Dumb motherfucker got too excited and started jumping up and down and that shit fell out of his jacket .

or how about when Dwayne Wayne had the ultimate betting system and couldn’t lose , and got in trouble with the bookies …..

he could pick the score perfectly but chose the winner of the game based off of which helmet he liked better …..

that episode he picked the Buccaneers over the Raiders I think .

he lost .

Dude had a hell of an afro , but he had a screw loose ….maybe it’s because he kept hitting his head on the rim when he dunked like all of the other characters said ….

Roj’s mom ? Pick a roll , or any fold , it don’t matter , just go to town homie , she was big , but she was a bad …… shut yo mouth ….

  Welcome back sports fans!

We lost a wager last night.  No need to fret.

We here at Starwinksports are 3-1 or so in our last 4 prognostications!

Tonight we are going to break our bookie’s balls with our Friday Bookie Ball Busting Plays!

You can’t buy these at the supermarket.  You can’t buy these at Goodwill (I know Biscuit, Spockgato, and Drew Carey do most of their shopping there, no offense).

These are priceless plays!  Absolutely no charge!