CONGRATS SQUARS

Let's start at the top:

Kentucky - need I say more... we all know who u squares had in this one...

TRANSLATION - I bet WVU and I lost...

Florida - Terrible play by Malcolm lee down 1 going for a near impossible steal at midcourt leaving florida wide open for 3 to go up four and let the fouling barrage commence, just barely enough to let the squares get a cheap cover after clearly being the wrong side of the bet

TRANSLATION - I bet UCLA and I lost...

Richmond - Square pick again, although they were simply the better team, this was a laugher from the beginning

TRANSLATION - I bet MSU and I lost...

San Diego St - How many shots do the squares need these teams to miss to allow this game to keep going to more overtimes... more OT's clearly an advantage for the favorite, and again, totally bailed out on this one

TRANSLATION - I bet Temple and I lost...

Butler/Pitt - *rubbing my eyes* underdog hit and sent all the big east square backers away shaking their head

TRANSLATION - I bet Pitt ML and I lost...

Gonzaga/BYU - at initial look BYU might seem to be the square pick, 3 seed vrs 11 seed at a virtual pick em... but what did we get? A complete overreaction by the squares to BYU being short one of their better players.. The entire covers board was all over Gonzaga after watching them beat a St. Johns team that away from the garden down a man was doomed.. Covers bloodbath once again with BYU winning, and sent the squares away with no beer mugs cheersing and no handshakes

TRANSLATION - I bet Zaga and I lost...

Wisc/KSU - finally the squares didn't luck out today with this one.. Altho it looked for a majority of the second half that KSU would eek out another winner for the braindead squares, thank god us sharps got some redemption... I'm super surprised Pullen didn't bail you guys out and bank in that half court shot for no reason

TRANSLATION - I bet KSU and I lost...

Uconn - Squarest bet on the board and it hit... gl all you squares, this wont keep up in the longrun

TRANSLATION - I bet <fill in loser> and I lost...

Now we all know how to figure out what is a "square" play and what is a "sharp" play...