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Quote Originally Posted by hoopsstar22:

I banged a Japanese/American chick from Hawaii a few times.

She about tore my dick off. Wild bitch.

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The Korean has those banana titties with nipples as hard as little rocks. My cock could take a beating with this gal.
 
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Dru you're free
 
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The Korean has those banana titties with nipples as hard as little rocks. My cock could take a beating with this gal.

 
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Another problem with these 2 specific cultures is the fact they love hot sauce.

And I'm not talking about the AND 1 dude.

You try to stick it in the pooper, and that bitch will come out on fire.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Helmut:



I emailed you some picks last year and you didn't even bet them.

You got a sister?

That was last year, before I witnessed your wizardry.  Plus I only had access to matchbook.....this year's different.

No sisters.  My mom's friend just got breast implants yesterday, but, she's married. 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by starwink:

Ask if she'd consider letting you titty fuck her in exchange for something she wants.  Foodstuffs, beauty parlor treatment, prepaid credit card, etc.  


No shit! Fake finger nails, $120 hair colorations, a tight azz nice sun dress. Knowing my luck she would tell her boss and it's not a good time to be looking for a job.

If I propositioned her off site could I get in trouble at work? Looks like I have a need to here from my close personal friend....... El~GameHunter,



 
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Quote Originally Posted by mcdrewcarey187:

Dru you're free

 Justice at covers is fraudulent, cynical, arbitrary and slow.

But the main forum's thirst for my once or twice a year clover leaf emoticon posting,  was too much for the mods to ignore.

 

 
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Tap one of them just to bust your slump.  Once you get back in the saddle, it'll all become second nature.  Suave Bolla rides again.  
 
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Just for the record

"strange meats" = dog
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Helmut:



No shit! Fake finger nails, $120 hair colorations, a tight azz nice sun dress. Knowing my luck she would tell her boss and it's not a good time to be looking for a job.

If I propositioned her off site could I get in trouble at work? Looks like I have a need to here from my close personal friend....... El~GameHunter,





 Hey Helmut, do you know why you are boxed and do you ever want out
 
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 Hey Helmut, do you know why you are boxed and do you ever want out


No. Do you have the key?
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Helmut:



No. Do you have the key?

That comment you made about that poor little girl was uncalled for..You know some people in life have no choices on how they turn out.  But she deserves more credit than being called that.

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