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Philo is now banned? Fuck they are ban crazy right now. What’s fucked up is that the fucks that should’ve been banned along time ago are still around. The amount of quality posters that have been banned this year is insane.
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Bets… what’s the deal with your avatar? You not having an avatar depresses me
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. Crazy fucked up story bets
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. Mine isn’t as serious as yours is. I remember when I was 16 years old and my homie and me were blazing watching cheech and chong up in smoke. We were talking how we should smoke out a ride till we can’t see shit with all the smoke.
My dad bought a brand new truck that day and I thought it would be cool to steal his truck that night and go for a cruise with bitches. My homie and me pick up two chicks from their parent’s house and sneak them out their windows. I have a brand new pack of king size zigzags and a giant bag of sweet sensimilla.
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I decide I wanted to impress the two bitches, so we go to a spot underneath this tree to park and I wanted to roll a cheech and chong size blunt. I put 3 king size ziggs together and fill it up to capacity. It’s fucking cold that night and the bitches are of course complaining.
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My horny dumbass thinks it’s a good idea to spark the triple king size doobie in my dad’s brand new truck to smoke it out, cheech and chong style, to show off how “down” I am. Everyone tells me that shit is going to fucking reek the truck the fuck up.
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I thought they were fucking exaggerating and that it would go away by the morning. That I could just spray some cologne and leave the windows down. Then, the bitches say they don’t want to reek like weed when they go home that night.
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I came up with the idea for all of us to strip to our underwear and throw our clothes into the back up the truck while we smoke out the ride. My homie was like fuck yeah homeboy, lets do this shit. The bitches bust out laughing and we argue for about 15 minutes, before they finally agree, but make us do it first.
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I light up the blunt and put it into rotation. It starts off cool and what no one thinks about is how ashes and burnt weed fucking fall everywhere. We smoke that bitch the fuck out and leave about almost two inches left over of the blunt.
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We all jump out the truck and see a smoke cloud rise out of the truck. The ride looked like it was on fire, we were all trippin hard, and we watch all the smoke disappear. We get our clothes from the back of the truck and jump back in the ride.
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Of course, my homie and me stop the bitches from getting their clothes on before we have a little fun with them first. It’s impossible for them to say NO when all you have to do is pull their panties to the side and finger fuck them to fuck.
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We do what we do, kick back for awhile, and then cruise before I drop everyone off. I get back to my pad around 5 am. I spray the truck with tommy hill cologne, roll down the windows, plan on setting my alarm to wake up to double check the truck, and roll up the windows.
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Around 6:30 am I hear my dad awake and that holy shit feeling kicks in. I know it’s my dads day off and he usually sleeps in on his day off, but on that day, he decides to wake up early. I hear him walkout the door and then I hear “WHAT THE FUCK?” I can hear him screaming all kinds of shit.
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He comes into the house, kicks my room door of the hinges, and grabs me by my hair and pulls me all the way to the truck. I see ashes, tiny burnt pieces of bud, and the truck reeks of weed and cologne. I look on the passenger side and see a money shot smear stain right on the floor and the seats are stained.
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My dad beats the shit out of me with his belt, right there outside, and tells me to vacuum clean up the fucking truck. I pick up the shit and he says he’s going to take the truck to the car wash. My dad takes the truck after I’m done.
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It just happens that as soon as he leaves for the car wash, only a few blocks down the road, he gets pulled the fuck over by the cops and the truck reeked like bud. My dad says he told the cops and blamed the shit on me. They searched the truck for weed and didn’t find shit.
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My dad said he was shitting bricks when they had K9 search the truck. He kept thinking that my dumb ass might have left some shit in the truck the entire time. The car wash was able to clean up the truck like brand new and sprayed the new car smell in it.
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Man, I can’t believe the dumb shit I did when I was younger.
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