"Fly Me" ....... (Rap Version)

Hashmyassoff… taxicab confessions

Well when I drink liquor my eyes get red but I use eye drop but the thing that worries me is the chinese eyes.  Its like me cheeks and eyes grow closer together when I’m stoned and I smile.

I want to bet on my cowboys but fuck that shit. I know better now after the browns performance. I never heard that favs and over angle on thanksgiving before. I guess I need to look into that.  

The line -3 for the Texans is fishy as fuck. I thought the books were giving away a ton of more points on that one but I guess since the Texans shit the bed against the shitty jags and the lions are at home for thanksgiving that the books are showing the lions respect.

I’m leaning Texans and Patriots money line parlay but for some reason it feels too fucking easy to believe.


Bets… believe it or not but I once worked at a hotel also. I feel uneasy about the gronk situation but considering the amount of weapons they have brady should have a field day.

I know crazy shit happens in those hotel places. For some reason hotels make people do shit they wouldn’t normally do and crazy fucking horny.

Parties, skinny dipping, porn on demand, young teen and college couples fucking, married couples fucking finally away from the kids, and the sounds of girls moaning outside the door ways and while your staying in a hotel room.

Sounds like your dick and brains have constant conversations while at work.

Speaking of horny… have you guys heard this before?

OPM "Horney" if your horny and you know it clap your hands WTF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA4ByZoR2w4

Yeah, he’s been posting more often as of late.  

I guess we’re done here then for the night since 30 minutes have passed since the last post.

I got the munchies real fucking bad, so I’m gonna cook me up a fried ham and baloney sub samich and watch the walking dead, homeland, and dexter and light up my bong. Which I haven’t done in a while.

I guess we kick it, when we kick it, and the kick it, just magically happens…

damn that sammich and series of shows looks like a solid lineup mayne 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFpwOZaxjAc

It's that time again mane

What it do? P-Box crew…

Bets…It was weird for Hashmyassoff to just disappear like that n shit.

I’m sparking up and about to do what I did last night all over again.

Crazy shit with all the avatars bullshit going on.

I just checked out your Hawaii thread K-slay. Hope all of you and the family has a great holiday also man.

I was sweating it, just as you were, cuz I had a three game money line parlay with Indiana, Kansas, and Hawaii on the line, so I could get back all the cash I wasted on betting DA Bears Monday night.

They had a 7 point lead with 3 minutes left, all you needed was to win by 10, and then won by 5 in the end.

I hate when that shit happens man, which is why I’ve been betting only teasers and money lines as of late.

YO… CHECK THIS BLAZIN TRACK N VIDEO OUT…

2 Girls and 1 Blunt - D.A. The Future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsUqTuTNqxw

Chunk deuce

nice track 

Fly Me Ridah's =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrVCRQd1ugU

Hey Bets now that I can see it I love your avi.Very creative!




Oh yeah!

   Happy ThanksGiving

wooo hooo im getting time and a half tonight to work overnight 

probably a really chill night tho... most people are at home...

yeah it was... i didnt work last night but the night before thanksgiving... well i guess you could sya it was early morning Thanksgiving since I get off in the morning. Wasnt to shabby at all though and didnt effect my Turkey Day 

still wished you posted some tracks in here though Dl36..... I understand how pissed you are about the hyperlinks as you havent posted much songs since

What up covers bros.… hope everyone one had a bad a$$ thanksgiving holiday...

I put up my new avatar 5 days ago and still NOTHING!!!

I agree with C-N-A, it is a very creative avatar bets...

Bets, I love that song with puffy and r-kelly- satisfy you. Pucked this really hot latina in my younger days to that track on repeat. I feel like I can Mack on any honey when I hear that track. I know this is kinda weird but I do sit ups to that track for motivation sometimes...

The beat is str8 fire cuz you can blaze to that track aka I got 5 on it, and you can puck to that track satisfy you. So, you can puck with mary jane and puck your other girl to that beat...

My family just left a couple of hours ago. I’ve been busy as hell, since they all stood over here at my crib since Thursday morning. Everyone decided to make it a 4-day weekend holiday at my house... 

I had a good time… I told everyone that I’m destroying their houses for Christmas though…

I was seriously considering a covers.com tattoo, good thing I didn’t cuz I don’t feel the same way about this Pu$$yfied version of covers. $hit… I love to talk $hit, I love to gamble away all my $hit, I love Pu$$y, I hate censorship, and I like being able to do grown a$$ man $hit...

You can’t even be a man or think like a man, speak your mind and talk like a man, or look at grown a$$ man $hit on here anymore. I on here for the few good posters who are still left...

Covers is going to $hit man. Puck bros, it’s not even like an internet bar anymore. It is like a fruity non-alcoholic, non-smoking, drug free, cuss free, no Pu$$y, leave your balls at the doorway, pompous uptight Canadian bar...

Good thing I’m an American!!!

La Coka Nostra
Feat. B-Real
- I'm An American
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53GrVNFArHQ

Ok, that’s enough political BS, now I need something “NEW’ to smoke to… wake n bake...

Wiz Khalifa -
The Tweak Is Heavy
(Official Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D4iXlCxwAg

cant even cuss in the fly me thread anymore 

what if the song has curse words... is that a boxable offense?

Puckin’ crazy right bets. I saw people complaining in the help section about it.

I have no puckin’ clue if it’s true or not? I just decided to say Puck it and cuss my way around it, if it is true.

Prohibition didn't stop Americans, the drug war won't stop Americans, and censorship won't stop me for finding a way around it cuz I'm an American...

We got hoe$, we got bloods, we got sexxx, we got drug$... We got laws, we got all the right people to break ‘em…~ Everlast
That’s the American way…

YO… Bets do me a favor man and answer this for me?

What avatar do you see… that I have right now bets?

I see my avatar as the Dallas cowboys shadow dancer? I was told in my help section thread that it was inappropriate, was taken down, and was my third offense? This was before I got CT to knock it down to my first offense? WTF?

After that, I uploaded a completely different avatar and was waiting for that to be approved the last 6 days and then I get on here and I see the one they denied a week ago and took down for being allegedly inappropriate and against the rules… is now showing on my computer screen?

Sigh and shake my head…one point game and time for some halftime tokes…

It's Hot Muthafuckiin Soup Time!