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Time is up dude, I know you read my simple question already? It's time to move on. GL to you. You proved yourself. Time to move on

Would someone please start the "this game is rigged", "the over is done",  "the under is done", " the NFL wants Tom Brady to win", " the NFL wants the Cowboys to win" , "buccaneers + 2.5 is done" thread so I won't have to do it later. I know the game doesn't actually start for another 3.5 hours. But then again, I also know how you guys on covers starts threads when the game just started about the "over" is done already with 13 minutes left in the first quarter. So please start one right now so I can comment on it. Thank you

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@TxRangers

Four phuks sake you must be seriously retarted,,,my sympathies to you're caregiver 

Wow , I guess I’m gonna have to dumb it down , because I can’t be doubled up , no fuckin’ how , is your mother busty in her cups ? is she fuckin’ proud ? of her son that can juggle his nuts ? You’re a punk bitch clown

with the big shoes , but the small penis , your dick’s like an igloo that hasn’t caught the balminess of the heat slits , and entranceways , to female fun ,

that have been denying you access

since the time after your childhood when you grew in size except your sack n shit

You’re a large man , but you have the testicles of an infant , and you take a hard stance but your legs is jello and in an instant 

I’ll make you wobble and lose balance , cuz my style is volatile yet logical and yes impossible to challenge

But possibly you’ll manage ,

by way of lies , embellishments , or an overall lack

of communicating that you’re stupid and facing the truth and it’s attack

so stand pat , or enter the dragon

cuz many effeminate men have attempted this mission and then have been vanquished 

I’ll eatchu like a sangwich 

mortadell ,

on the mable rye

You’re on a longer fishline than the Seinfeld episode I caught you you’re mine

and I ain’t throwin’ you back

so homies go ahead and take the photo while I’m holding you SNAP !

…….imma put this motherfuckin’ picture over my fireplace and enjoy this quality image as I sip my espresso and puff on my cigar anytime I wanna remember when I did my least but still dominated the vastly inferior gene pool that’s currently residing on this chaotic and overpopulated globe ……

survival of the fittest my ass , not when every hooligan gooftard is kept alive and safe by way of an old archaic law system set forth and decreed by men with similar shortcomings that are always looking to protect their pirated “ booty “……

I don’t always look in the penalty box, but when I do, I am rarely disappointed. This is some entertaining stuff. Carry on fellas

Ubaldo , to the Jiminez ,

dude found it in two thousand and ten with the WHIP just an insignificant speck

it was a small flimsy ,

teeny measly tiny morsel ,

amidst the Colorado thin crisp substratus dagnabbit it was an act of magic practiced by no mortal

motherfucking man ,

Who was standing tall with his fastball running up your ass ,

he’d be gunning it to one hundred if you’re slumping bitch trust it you didn’t stand a chance 

cuz just a couple pitches plus one is a whiff and even if you swing you simply didn’t mash

like him at his principal I’m hard to hit so sit and moan

in your dugout with your fuckin’ spouse and your little kids that isn’t your own

Maury got the results back and you are NOT the father

cuz they’re spockgato’s , so why bother being a problem when you obviously got em papi grab a bottle

and drink the pain away because I know it’s hard and sucks

That your children’s DNA is rich with and consists of Martian blood

now I didn’t start this shit but imma finish it you simpleton if you whimper or fart just once 

I’ll plug up and scold that old butthole that sits under your nose but lives just above the jiggle of your juggs……

…….you hear me talking to you hillbilly boy ? I’m not through with you by a damn sight , imma get medieval on yo ass……

I’m not all together understanding the composition of your written slander and I am aghast at your complete and utter lack and disregard in the ability to discern that your cognitive function is well below standard and akin to that of a small animal that is perishing from a blow suffered after they were broadsided by an errant driver who was operating their vehicle a bit erratically and took his eyes off of the road and crossed over the line and onto the shoulder because they were ferociously scratching a severe case of jock itch that took place during just a short trip to the corner store to get some some dearly necessary medicinal anti-burn slash fungal cream ……

fam , are you sure you didn’t get hurt or mad ? cuz somethin’ seems

amiss , askew , or crooked as fuck

like the words were murmured to you and you heard them , that you were a nerd , or just weren’t good enough

and the nervousness mixed with the Percocets turned you purposeless and purple in the cervix is this pertinent what’s

The significance ? I mean what’s really the matter ?

as you squeal like pig in this scene of my deliverance chatter

your shit is obscene and your shit’ll just shatter

like a chandelier caught in the shock and awe

in any one of the many bombings at any metropolis envious that Allah’s laws

are not adhered to in the strictest of fashions

and I isn’t a politician but your congress is some bitchiness and your thinking is fascist

so bring it , but back it

up ,

with originality mister smartypants

as I pop it and lock it with ferocity as I watch you , dude , you can hardly dance ……

…Wow that’s awesome ! I never seen anybody do the Jitterbug with a club foot before !

My vote is for your non rhythmic ass to be off this island 

and I’m sure if he were here Football Expert would agree 

@TxRangers

 It is bizarre that some of these guys flipped your premise.Some of them are actually decent cappers but they definitely misread your orginall post.

Who hurt you fam means somewhere along the way , in this grandiose , bizarre , uneven battleground that we call life , where wars are waged because of anger , resentment , poverty , the need for power , and the failing and falling of our psyche at the behest of the dark side of human nature , or simply because someone doesn’t understand the slang of our current times , that someone or something hurt your feelings to such a level , and scarred you to such an elevated degree , that you chose to come out guns blazing , and attempted to massacre and destroy the uneducated , paranoid , and delusional opinions of people here that should have absolutely no effect on your daily existence or wellbeing , and to boot you did this all in the most embarrassing of fashions , in a failed attempt to somehow make yourself assbackwards feel better ….

This was a stabbing by my hands wrangling a cold steel that’s stealing your health leaving you fettered

and reeling you never

cross a line

you’re not willing to dominate

how could you be a problem when I’ve got the skill and confidence to spit in the pontiff’s face ?

honest Abe 

If he were here , in the flesh , couldn’t break me down 

so stay in your lane and make way for the crown……

Kingshit……

@spockgato

Who hurt him? He doesn't remember because Dr. Huxtable quaaluded him up real good when they met for pizza & ice cream 

Nah pack , maybe he’s just trying to double up a motherfucker , well you can’t triple stamp a double stamp darling , and your boots might have been made for walking , but not down this long winding road full of dangerous hazards and insurmountable obstacles mister pretty foot with the color pink emblazoned on the toenails all the way to the cuticles and that slick unicorn tattoo that’s adorning the area just above your fat ankle , it’s too treacherous ‘round here , too dark and spooky , better for him to just run the 15 feet back into his house and to get back inside that closet where he’s been staring at the walls with that blank look on his face for the better part of the last decade . Some motherfuckers just can’t be saved . Some people just need to drown in the despair and the sorrow , with the harsh cold cruelness and understanding that reality doesn’t take credence to people that lie to themselves everyday to make themselves feel better . Texas Rangers ? You don’t have the range to text against this ferocious vortex of utter nobility and grace under pressure . I could lay a whisper on his pillow and let my dick hit the dirt on the ground , but he’s still gonna wake up lonely , in an air of silence , in his bedroom , with his dolls and frowns , and it’ll have to be a cold sinister day in hell for this human fleshlight to ever conquer this gigantic mountain of enormous size . Fuck this piece of shit , this couldn’t ever have been love , because this is destruction , and it’s over now .