Guy dresses up as Mexican. Mexicans dont mind/care. Only white people complain

That’s fuckin’ great man . Perfect synchronization . Amazing . That’s like gin and tonic . rum and coke . weak ass motherfuckin’ people alive in the world just repeating the same fucking boring lines because they are afraid of everything  . some shit just goes perfect together .

I swear , this guy in the video could be Ronald McDonald taking his face paint and phony red wig and nose off and just bustin’ loose ….. so funny

thanks 

that man trying to stab Ronald later in the video peed his pants or did diarrhea or somethin’ . maybe he doubled up and did both . he’s got a big wet spot back there 

Yeah, let's overlook that the refs gave the game to Cards at the end of regulation. Gave them every opportunity to tie. 

@chic-cardinals

Did you notice in every single game today, the operator in charge stopped the clock at 9:09 in each 1Q played today?

In honor of the Queen's date of passing September 9.

Chic , did you notice that 409 all purpose Multi-surface cleaner in original scent is the goddamn Conan the Barbarian of cleaners ? and hacks and slashes it’s way through pretty much any grease and grime with relative ease ?

fuckin’ thing is magic . sprayed that motherfucker right onto the shoelaces of my Starbury 3 vintage sneakers after I had a few mishaps while in the process of cooking during my infamous ( or is it famous ? ) pasta night …..

doesn’t really matter I guess , cuz the chemical salvation inside the contents of that hi-tech spray bottle completely obliterated the 3 Amigos of tomato sauce , perfectly sautéed garlic , and Parmesan cheese hiding in the nether crevices of my shoes’ tying mechanism …..

Those 3 silly bastards were doing their best impersonation of Bin Laden before that duck dynasty Middle East goatblower was caught ….

know what I’m sayin’ ?

that shit was deep in there , and in a lot of trouble …….

intertwined and stuck together like a crocodile and his death roll on some pompous asshole golfer who hit his ball into the water and didn’t want to take the mulligan because he had a few too many cold ones and lost his inhibitions while succumbing to over confidence…..

he paid dearly . with his life . I merely paid 3.99 at Walgreens for 32 ounces of that stone cold killer ……

I got a deal . he got a tombstone and a grieving family . sad .

speaking of stone cold and tombstones  ….if everyone on this site was to be compared to a wrestler , steve austin would be my choice for you ….

me ? come on , I’m blushing through my pigment now , you know how much I hate talking about myself , ok , if you’re gonna twist my arm ….. scott hall , chico….

a few others for shits and giggles :

pack : The Rock for obvious reasons

hughjorgan : Kane after he took the mask off

Stu : Roddy Piper

doubleup : Goldust

bigD : roadwarrior Hawk 

trainwreck : Koko b. Ware

got any to add to the list ?

you can pencil eraser mine and put some better ones in there , my cannon ain’t Canon ….

ya dig ?

@spockgato

I would of pegged you for Leaping Lanny Poffo / Genius 

THE GENIUS PROMO #1 - YouTube

Fuck that 

the only good thing Lanny poffo has going on for him is that he looks capable enough and strong enough to be one of the only humans alive to even attempt to lift chic’s humongous testicle bag 

and the fact that he’s the macho man’s brother , and just maybe , that exquisite beard , but that last one might be a leap 

the tootphick , the swagger , the getting in the ring and stomping with fists up before extending his arms out to the side with that sly grin ……

“ hey , yo …. “

now that’s poetry motherfucker 

I take it back , you know , now that I’ve thought about it , I was wrong about you , and about what I said before , any man can make a mistake , and I’m no different 

no , not all that real shit that I daggered in your face that had you twitching like a guy that just scrounged up a couple bucks and ran down to the corner to score himself some salvation……

I’m talkin’ about sayin’ you were Koko b.Ware , nah , fuck that , a more fitting comparison would be any weary , in dire straits , bloody and battered motherfucker unlucky enough to get a faceful of Rikishi budunkadunk ….

you’re that motherfucker 

K ?

@spockgato

I was twitching like crazy bro . Lost a shit load of sleep also . Covers has taught me not to mess with the wrong guy on the internet on a Canadian gambling forum .. especially one that only raps .. NO DOUBT ( Not Gwen ) I thought Leaping Lanny is right up your alley with the poetry? He is no Leapin' Larry ( Lou Cutell )  from Larrys furniture by no means as he only has one leg and doesnt rhyme at all . Who calls themself Leapin' Larry with only one leg?

Is this a joke? Sarcasm? 

@chic-cardinals

Dead serious,,,I don't mess with the Cabal

@spockgato

 If we're going old school, I wanna be JYD. He was my favorite as a little, little kid.

If we're going middle school, I want to be Ultimate Warrior. No talent flash in the pan that still managed to make a lasting impact and is one of the all-time most recognizable faces of wrestling.

If we're going new school (but now kinda old) I want to be Hunter Hearst Helmsley. The Game. The King of Kings. Left his trans girlfriend in the dust to knock up the bosses daughter and get a front office job. What a G.

I'd also accept HBK and HHH is straight edged and I'm a well documented Midnight Rocker.

Then there's this guy who clearly never met a rail he didn't like. I'm not this guy but this is just worth sharing.

I actually have that t-shirt he's wearing and another one of him holding the creamers that says cream of the crop. That's some real tool bag shit right there.

Also, I agree with Spock, Scott Hall was the shit. Him and Nash were on some next level swag.

@chic-cardinals

 ?? 

It meant to be the thumbs up I was agreeing with chic

@DoubleUp4Life

 I see you cause a lot of hate though too

‘wreck you diabolical swine , you vermin living inside bellybuttons feasting on the moist lint…..

how dare you throw the name of accomplished character actor Lou Cutell out there and attach it to something so menial and trivial as a Seinfeld episode like the man didn’t do an extraordinary amount of great work throughout a career that spanned 6 plus decades…..

that’s like someone saying they saw henry aaron get an infield hit once in 1966 and commenting on it by saying it didn’t even look like he hustled that hard and that the shortstop had a weak arm when he made the throw from the hole …..

all the while not knowing the pudgier version of him hit home run 715 to pass the original hot dog eating champion Babe Ruth in 1974….

don’t you put that shade on Lou’s name . you done put in too much time at the doubleup summer school for player hatin’ sumbitches …

Lou Cutell . man . myth . legend . you gotta check out the Sicilian Bachelor with him in it dogg….. fuckin’ classic …..

chi cazzo !

stu , for real , all upside down , in and out , and perfectly centered in the middle of the dart board , no lie ……I originally had you down as the JunkYard Dog 

but your goddam swagger and robust personality swayed me into writing The Hot Rod …

and chic , my man , the master conspiracy theorist , who shot JFK for real ? and what about that babushka lady ? where’s that slutt at ? i could care less if that raider game was fixed by the refs or not . I’m not ashamed to admit it , I needed the alternate total of over 41.5 to hit a 9 team parlay …..

yes I said it . I needed to win 9 times . 9 times …

shit , now I know for real what smarmy bastard that doubleup reminds me of … the principal in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off ….. hahahaha , I knew there was a destiny to this post …….hahahaha

oh yeah , no , the real reason was :

do you think Lanny Poffo has the strength to pick up your two giant anvil balls off the floor and possibly set them on a table like they do in those strongman competitions ?

thank you in advance for the speedy reply 

@spockgato

I'm prolly Hacksaw Jim Duggan, for a variety of reasons.

Goldust 

@packersbackers

 I love how all your usernames are obsessed with me 24/7/365 

GO BILLS 

@spockgato

Lou Cutell is my uncle and a great character actor for more than 5 decades in the business . Stop trying to be the smartest person in the room ... Its unbecoming 

@trainwreck66

 Good luck with the lunatic and all his usernames 

Rick James : I didn’t put my feet on the couch

Rick James : yeah I put my feet on the couch

what the fuck are you even saying ?

some things should be kept behind your teeth , deep inside that cumm receptacle of a stomach of yours . probably looks like that pit Luke Skywalker fell into with the other characters in Star Wars …..

but instead of just random garbage , waste products and excrement , and whatever the fuck that snake creature was , there’s the remnants of at least 6 to 7 DNA samples in there by way of the United Nations of semen meetings going on inside your belly every week …..

“ look ma , one from every continent… “

the number can change of course , depending on how many nights you went out and didn’t just stay at home on covers.com desperately trying to one up motherfuckers who are superior and that obviously outclass you 

you simply repeated whatever I had previously stated about Lou Cutell in some kind of cockamamie scheme that losers try when they know that they’re beat like an egg before getting scrambled after I turn the heat on …..

smartest guy in the room . please . that shit I said to you before hurt huh ? don’t take it personal pal . I see you run amok on motherfuckers here as well . you’re like that lifetime .268 hitter with just a little bit of pop but now you’re getting a little fatter and older so you’re just relegated to DH . maybe if you’re lucky playing once a week …..

but who the fuck needs that guy on the team ? you might run into a fastball every now and again but you can’t play a lick of defense and that Kielbasa that runs at the Brewers’ games could beat you in a race to first trotting backwards …..

you’ll be running to the help section before you even scream to your mommy for new underwear and if the meatloaf’s ready …..

I seen it happen before . remember , you had a lot to say to me , unprovoked , it’s just that I have a lot more to say , plus cause , and reason …..with a lot better quality…..

bitch I’m just havin’ fun with you in between gambling . this is my break time . it’s just that it becomes break balls time when I catch a motherfucker talking out of turn …..

Good luck and continued success beeyotch 

DUP is obviously Dink the clown. Chic is Doink. One helluva tag team if ya ask me 

I live rent free in all you loser's heads 24/7/365 ..

When the BILLS score TDS yall probably slap yourselves ..