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I slept with my best friends ex-girlfriend last night.
 
They've been going out for the last 4 years, and broke up about 2 months ago.  She's been calling me for the last 3 weeks, asking If I want to just 'hang out' with her some night.
 
Up until yesterday, I have been brushing her off with a series of dumb ass excuses.
 
So she calls early last night and asked me over to her place to hang out, watch a movie.   I had no plans and had been curious to see what the hell she's been calling me for, so I told her i'd be there later on in the night if my boyz werent up to anything.   I really wasnt sure if she just wanted to dig for information on her ex to see what he's been up to since they broke up.  She was always the jealous type.
 
I head over to her place last night at around 9:30.  She brought me a drink, we then sat on the couch for maybe 15 minutes before she was all over me.  Clock hadnt struck 10pm before her bra was hanging from the lamp shade - it was on.   Unbelievable.
 
Today, it feels weird. Slept with my boys longtime girlfriend, and he's got no idea.  The girl is hot, i'd be lying if I said I wouldnt do it again if I knew for sure nobody would find out.
 
I dont know if I should tell him, before she tells him.  She may have just wanted to get back at him for some reason by fucking one of his close friends.  But if that wasnt the case, then maybe I should just leave it alone and dont stir up any unecessary trouble.   Problem is, I dont know what her next move is.
 
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Are you sure that's the way it went down?
 
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Ahh i always look forward to reading these threads
 
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You're a gump.
 
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why did they break up? this will determine whether or not you are a douchebag or not.
 
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I once made out with a friends X on the dance floor, but this is the first time i've ever banged one.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by banans:

why did they break up? this will determine whether or not you are a douchebag or not.

She broke up with him, I think she just wanted a 'break' is the way she worded it to him at the time.

 
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you let a girl buy you a drink?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

She broke up with him, I think she just wanted a 'break' is the way she worded it to him at the time.

not good fartsniff, not good. If your friend has feelings for this chick, and there was a chance they would get back together, you did commit the ultimate sin. It would have been a different story if he broke up with her and didn't give a shit about her anymore. You must turn in your 'man' card on your way out. 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by banans:

not good fartsniff, not good. If your friend has feelings for this chick, and there was a chance they would get back together, you did commit the ultimate sin. It would have been a different story if he broke up with her and didn't give a shit about her anymore. You must turn in your 'man' card on your way out. 

Easier said than done.

Have you ever been in a position where a girl is basically raping you?

If the answer is yes...i'm guessing at the time you're not exactly thinking about proper morals.  You're just thinking about getting through the next layer of clothing.

 
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Must be nice being 19.


 
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 so I told her i'd be there later on in the night if my boyz werent up to anything. 
 
 
how romantic
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

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Still wondering about the boyzzzz?

If nothing else these tall tales are never boring.


 
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Fart - Do you realize you are a gump or are you oblivious?
 
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Hey FnS
 
You can probably subtract one from your boyz list:
 
Can't see how he could forgive you for this 
 
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FNS..............I looks forward to your posts. They provide entertainment I could not put a price tag on.........BUT this was the lamest story you have ever posted. I think it would have been alot more entertaining if it went like this :

"I head over to her place last night at around 9:30.  She brought me a drink, we then sat on the couch for maybe 15 minutes before she was all over me. Next thing I know she has me handcuffed to her canopy bed. I am thinking what a kinky ass ho.  Clock hadnt struck 10pm before her bra was hanging from the lamp shade - it was on. She took out the 10" black strap on dildo and decided to slap my azz with a large amount of anal lube........Unbelievable was all I could think............My best friends ex is about to mount me and do me when all along I though I was here to do her. Well this story does not end well boys........................4 hours later I was in the ER getting 10 stitches to fix up my bum.
 
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I slept with my EX-best friends ex-girlfriend last night.

There, I fixed it for you. Lets be honest....you knew you were going to fuck her when you went over there. You must either

1. Have a tough time getting a good looking girl, so you have to fuck your bud's girl who is flat out fuckin you simply to get back at her ex. Or

2. Have no idea the meaning of the word "loyalty."

My guess is both.
 
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Dude
 
You never bag a friends ex.........And I mean NEVER, unless he is not your friend.......
 
This is a dirtbag move on your part and and I think you should tell your friend cause I think it'd be funny for him to dot your eye.....Any of my buddies ever did this and they wouldn't come within ten feet of me before I started whipping their ass every time I saw them....
 
 
It's the unwritten rule man.....You're a fuckwit now and if any of your friends were smart, which I doubt they are, they should all stay clear of your hemmrhoidal ass......Of all the fish out there you never debone your buddies....
 
You just raised your tool level up exponentionaly....You've got nothing....Zero!!!
 
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**exponentialy
COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
 
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FNS dumb ass excuses

On a brighter note, you joined the same month as WSC and have 1/30 the posts. I enjoy reading your work. Thanks.
 
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BR
 
 
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BROS BEFORE HOES!!
 
Ever heard of that!!
 
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