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I WANT MY GOD DAMN PHONE CALL
 
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you aint in jail fool because if you really were you would be getting fucked in the ass  and you would be cryin for mommy  
 
 
 
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Ill get the KY
 
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Checked with the powers that be......Just got your schedule

7am

9am

11 am

1 pm (after Greyhound has lunch)

3 pm (after AB has lunch)

5pm

7pm

 

You should be here no more than 7 months.

 
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Some schedule!
 
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It is rather disturbing how many of the guys that post in the penalty box talk about screwing other members that are guys...
 
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Bagel Sandwiches Suck
 
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Fresh Fish; Fresh Fish; I'll take the chubby one for a pack of cigarettes. Get ready to bend over rover!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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a bunch of people in the box
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Godfather16:

a bunch of people in the box

This from a male OSU cheerleader who starts 10 threads a day proclaiming that OSU is a dynasty and the best  team in the country....the same person that doesn't even have the balls to make a SU bet that OSU can beat USC in the Rose Bowl? The same one who comes up with excuses like "give me the points cause its in LA", or OSU will win "if Boeckman doesn't screw it up". You'll be back in the box soon douchebag....go drink some more Buckeye koolaid. By the way, you came in second for P-Box assclown of the week..but your time will come. Offer still stands....SC vs OSU (I'll even give you 3 for your Rose Bowl concerns)...loser spends "08 in the box and cannot start any thread (or post any comment) regarding either team.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Seldombeter:

Fresh Fish; Fresh Fish; I'll take the chubby one for a pack of cigarettes. Get ready to bend over rover!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You obviously watched Shawshank Redemption again like I did last night when you just quoted that prisoners name I think it was Haywood or something.  The guy that "Brooksy" tried to stab in the neck at the library when he found out he was going to be let out.

 
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When you have people like KOAJ that like to hear talk and fantasize about guys poking other guys in the backside, it is no wonder there is another guy in the pbox.
 
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bigbrokeblokehank i like your new uniform
 
u didnt last long now did ya
 
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Hey DoucheBagz


 
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Quote Originally Posted by angelobruno:

bigbrokeblokehank i like your new uniform
 
u didnt last long now did ya


You know it marricon. KOAJ got upset because I wouldn't send him naked pictures of myself. So, he boxed me.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Win:

 
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Quote Originally Posted by tsizzle79:

Checked with the powers that be......Just got your schedule

7am

9am

11 am

1 pm (after Greyhound has lunch)

3 pm (after AB has lunch)

5pm

7pm

 

You should be here no more than 7 months.

 

This schedule is very accurate.  

Mon3yBagz, let me introduce myself.   My name is Greyhound. 

I'm in charge of breaking in the new buttholes around here.   I loosen them up for the rest of my buddies in the box.  

It will hurt at first and you will have some anal tears and bleeding but after a few weeks you should be good to go for your 6 month sentence of getting fucked in the ass repeatedly by several members of this jail every night.

Well I'm a man of few words, so I will be seeing you later tonight. 

Welcome to Covers Prison and good luck to you.  

 

 
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BTW, I'm in charge of the breaking in procedure because I have the smallest penis.   It's only 9 inches.   
 
The guys that you will be meeting later are hung like horses.   Were talking 10 to 15 inches on all of them.
 
 
If somebody didn't loosen you up first,  these guys would rip your asshole to pieces.   
 
 
You will thank me later for what I'm going to do to you tonight.      
 
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Jesus, I know the above posts were a joke, but that is some dark shit
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Money2theBank:

Jesus, I know the above posts were a joke, but that is some dark shit

 

What do you mean "Dark"?        A little bit too graphic for you?   

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