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I got 1300.5, which is only a 76ypg average, I took it.  He'll have plenty of games where he doubles that knocking the per game down as the end of the season nears, plus a more competitive division will have Titans feeding him while he's in this prime window still

@BWS77

 I was gonna say take 1300 or 1350 and divide by 17 

to take it even further u need less than 40 yards per half. He stays healthy that seems attainable.

Solid bet Brother ..  He will get his as long as he plays 15+

My larger local basically makes up his own prop numbers ( I love trying to middle the ones that are out of control ) ...He has Henry over 1440.5 -115 ...

BILLS AT RAMS 

PLAYER PROPS 

Been waiting for the aportsbook to release these,  made a special trip early this Sunday Morning 

GABE DAVIS OVER 60.5 RECIEVING YARDD 

$275/250.   1.25 UNITS 

Probably my only standard wager on the game ..My current projections have 6 catches for 85 yards and 0.8 TD ..

SMALLER PLAY 

ZACK MOSS TD +340 

$80/272  0.4 UNITS 

MOSS established himself in camp and rhe pre season games as the goal line/short yardage back...If by chance he doesn't suit up the bet is canceled ...

I believe the bills will win the superbowl this year.  I feel they are the most well rounded team.  New York's only football team...

Would love to see it Brother 

The party here wouldn't stop for a decade + ..They'd probably burn the city and surrounding suburbs down in the process ..

Adding first MAC conference play of the season 

WMU -6.5. $330/300.  1.5 UNITS 

No time to create a thread right now ...My numbers have this line at 14.5+ 

Hey if you’re talking MAC then I gotta jump in ….

Because as the MACK of the future , the past , the present , and every inter dimensional layer of this pastry puff universe , I feel it is my duty to drop my doody inside the toilet bowl of conversation going on inside this thread because I really am the shit…..

plus I’ve been handicapping like a mad man all morning long , scribbling and jotting down notes , only stopping to imbibe and take long pleasing sips of the Liquid Folgers crystals in my sammy sosa official “ giveaway “ cup … I already broke three pencils godammit !

It’s that hologram cup , you know , the ones where you turn it , or have the light hit it in a specific way , and you can see the action change , it shows the metamorphosis from his batting stance to full swing with just a slight movement of my giant “ palm a basketball off the dribble “ hand , producing a magical effect and a pleasing visual to the holder’s eye…..

how cool would it be if the effect was a before and after picture of him though right ?

he started off looking like my uncle Ron , now he looks like Liza Minnelli….. no disrespect though , sammy’s the man and got a raw deal at the end with dem Cubbies ….. ya dig ?

anyway I just put in a couple of DFS lineups , boy oh man , oh jeez oh wow , like my friend Blake from Grammar school used to say ….

but I said it when I saw that price on Lance Lynn …..he would say it when he would come over to my house and see my cousin Tasha’s butt …..I guess , by both accounts , we thought , Individually , in their own respective ways , that they were both equally juicy …..

anyway , it’s refreshing to speak in such a civilized manner , we really have evolved from our primitive ways and ancestorial heritage huh ?

I’m sure God clapped his hands wildly when he saw us stand up and become bipedal , and that He shouted out “ Finally Motherfucker ! “ when we made that initial incision into our full potential…..

I did the same thing a couple of nights ago on an under 8.5 when the relief pitcher got the last out , stranding runners at every fuckin base …..

I guess His was a little more altruistic though 

It’s Amazing ! Look how far we’ve come !

Now we’re Able to congregate peacefully and softly together , whether it’s singing the praises of an early Michael Jackson in that shiny glitter suit from the “ Rock wit You “ video , ( what a bad motherfucker huh ? ) all the way to Gabe Davis’ incoming breakout season and everything in between and around ….

Ain’t life Grand , like a piano , cuz there’s so many different ways to play it …..

and if you’re an accomplished player , the music will always come out original and beautiful …… don’t you agree ?

anyway ……

good luck and continued success bubblegum 

@spockgato

Appreciate the above post ...let's move forward.

The weirdest thing though. , my nickname at work is bubble gum as I consume 5-15 pieces at time ( have since I was 10 or 11 , amazing only 1 cavity during that time..

No way 

it would go against everything that I stand for .

you lied about me , so many times , and I gave you ample opportunity to rectify the situation ….

……By apologizing …….and telling the truth

and you can do it like a man , or even like a toddler , in piss your pants fashion ….

like you just pushed me off of the jungle gym , then blubberingly cried “ sorry “ after you ran behind your mother’s legs at the playground after you were reprimanded by one of the safety supervisors and got in trouble…..

i’m simply letting you know that I am here , and so are you , but only one of us threatened to leave if something wasn’t done……

Or was that just another lie ?

I’m seeing a pattern here , like Kwame with those fuckin’ polka dots , but I didn’t eat no mushrooms dogg so……

it seems to me that you like to rapid fire fakeness to the maximum and red line that shit like Toretto but you are neither fast nor furious…..

And I’m a Nor’easter crashing into the glass of your pure goofiness….

i never Narc’d on nobody ! mister bowling alley man butt bonanza extravaganza……put your hands up …..

cuz you’re under arrest ,

and there’ll be no rest till I munch on that disgusting crumb stuck up in your chest…..

cuz trust me ….. that’s not the only thing that’s taking a beating……

good luck and continued success 

@spockgato

Gave you and olive branch ..

 Stay out of threads,  then you racist iNCEL peice of shit ..

You provide nothing of value to covers other than word salads full of Rape , threats and meth head ramblings ..

@DoubleUp4Life

 Brother, guys come and go on this site all the time, and the reality is that the site just keeps on rolling with or without any individual posters. 

You ran to the help section (yet again) and stated if Spock was not banned that you would leave. It’s been 48 hours since your proclamation. 

I’m not suggesting you leave the site, but I will suggest you stop acting like a whiny b*tch and run to the Help forum when you feel triggered by the words of some random, anonymous person whom you don’t know and will never meet. 

No one cares if your feelings get hurt. No one cares if you think you are better than someone else. No one cares who you feel should be allowed to stay on this site. 

Time to grow up my friend 

@spockgato

Your wordsmithing is always great, but today it's off-the-fukking-charts-tremendous, for me anyway. #58 and #60, B2B like that... 2 masterpieces, in less than an hour?  EPIC!!!! 

No more help section I'll just fight fire with fire .. These scumbags wanna be racist pieces of shit ..I'll just give it right back to them if I want ...

Clearly posts that talk about my children , raps about threats of violence /death z  twisted sex fantasies , celebration of my uncle's death etc are not worthy of a ban ...So anything basically goes in the box ...

Cool when I want to respond with fire o will ..But I'm pretty busy now , posting time will be mainly be spent on winning $$$

Go figure another piece of shit racist inbred incel worships another..That's the covers p Box in a nutshell ....

Anways BACK to fhe FUTURES 

Close to putting a few coins on the Panthers to win the division ...Madden 23 has them winning the South 8 of 52 times so far 

yeah , McFly , why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here …..

its leave you asshole…..leave

like you said ( cried ) you would …..

I BET you would just love to jump into your Delorean and gun it to 88 , going back in time so you could go to that NBA must stand for thread and never write post # 40 and those thereafter…….

Great Scott !

this is heavy !

what is ?

the pressure on your chest motherfucker , covering all your lies , knowing your little tiny sanctity of joy here at covers is coming to an end …..

you still here ?

when did I say anything racist , bigoted , or when did I portray myself as a rapist ?

here’s your chance doc brown , hopefully you don’t just brown your dockers by shitting yourself again …..

I know it’s Labor Day , but I got you really putting in work , 

and you’re in more pain than childbirth too 

no whammies , no whammies , STOP !

double whammy !

For the 5011th time I don't read your word salads you inbred incel ..

I know 

And…..

I Know what you Wrote about Me last Summer too…..

now take your jiggly Jennifer Love huge tits across the street or to Twitter like you said you would ….

” What are you Waiting For Huh ?!! “

” What are you waiting For !!?!! “

Damn, it's starting to look like dude is gonna stroke out.  Easy there doublestuffed karen, we're just random dudes on a Canadian sports betting forum, no need to risk an aneurysm over bs as stupid as this.

Now that’s the right direction to move towards bluecompass 

Very easy to piss oft you racist scum with just a few words ...

I'm at the sportsbook waiting for them to drop the player props ar 330 for week 1 ...

Wasting time pissing on the human toilets 

Come on man , you just gonna pick and choose what to read and what to respond to ?

for the 5012th time ……I’ll ask again …..

when and where did I write anything racist or bigoted , and when did I portray myself as a rapist ? And when the fuck did I ever say anything about incest ?

do I need to be bigger , blacker , and bolder with my “ font “ , like you , so that you can see this ?

this is the corner that you’ve painted yourself into …..

the moment of truth …..

the point of no return …..

whatcha got ?