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Welcome, Mr. Burns
If you don't like crotch jokes, you may notice we don't all use our regular names. You might want to change yours. You mentioned elementary school. Well, we here at covers aspire to that great height. You'll hear every joke in the book, again, and with this special crew, I'm gonna bet you'll hear some new ones.
Maybe even from me.
Like Hutch said, check out the other forums. You like pro football, college, bb, what?
Couple other things-
NEVER talk in dollars on this site. We bet UNITS here, motherfucker. We don't want to hear about car payment, house payment size bets, how big your account is, size of your home, size of your crew, whatever.
If you have A BET, let us know how you arrived at it. You know something, got an angle, a lean, inside info, found something yourself, whatever; let us know. There might be some jerks that will shoot you down, others may offer a similar view. The betting of parlays is frowned upon.
Love your team? Who doesn't? But don't be an asshole about it. For example, you like Da Bears? Don't come on here and list the three greatest Qbs of all time as 1.Steve McMahon 2. Rex Grossman 3. Sid Luckman
Calling somebody a schlub is no way to make friends
Asshole
Don't start any crap telling us how the weather in your location is the best.
Don't tell us you like Leona Lewis, Beyonce, or wine coolers
You'll get all sorts of politcal whackos here, telling us how Obama is going to ruin the country. I wish they'd stay in the Political discussion forum, but their news is SO IMPORTANT, they have to let us know. I keep forgetting how I had rose petals blooming out of my ass under the previous administration, but the point is, however you voted; my vote cancelled your vote, let's talk sports.
Sometime people will come here looking for advice, are in a situation, want prayers. Just remember: you get what you give.
Hell, if you tell us what you got banned for, we could probably help you out there. Here, we call it the penalty box. When you get "boxed" it's like having tape over your mouth. You can see everything, but SAY NOTHING. The length of your penalty depends on the moderator. Sometimes, if you're a real dick, a person of high rank may ask a mod(erator) to box you. It might happen, it might not. Just don't be a dick, and we'll get along fine. I myself have been boxed. I replaced the 'V' in Favre's name with a 'G'............my bad.
If you're a real loser, you may get banned. But, I guess I don't have to tell you about that, now do I?
Again, welcome to Covers!
If you have something smart to say, we'll let you know. If you have something dumb to say, we've got that covered too!
If you have something smart to say, we'll let you know. If you have something dumb to say, we've got that covered too!Don't be a stranger, and don't be a dick!
See you in the sports forums!
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... just accept him for who he is
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