I remember when a wee little The Giant came strolling into my office last summer

Quote Originally Posted by SecondAgain:

You make as much sense as Fried Shrimp anf Fruit20. Put it in simple terms:

The Giant has a fucking tool the size of Manitoba

Quote Originally Posted by PGdad:

Quote Originally Posted by Titan65:

He wanted a job.  He sucked up quite a bit, but assured me that his ass kissing would vault me to the top of the covers.com world.

Now the little brat is getting power hungry and thinks he controls every thread..

You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, The Giant, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely stopped a business deal. That is not the case! The Wagerliners have taken hundreds of dollars out of this forum, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of covers and SEMCON. There are no forums. There are no posters. There are no BAR's. There are no redbeardes. There are no wagerlines. There is no AFC West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Odom-dollars, MatriXX-dollars, GameHunter-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels. It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this forum. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU...WILL...ATONE!

Am I getting through to you, The Giant? You get up on your little twenty-one inch screen and howl about apologies and shitty humor. There is no covers. There is no wagerline. There is only poop, and pee, and semen, and spiderwebs, trashcans, emp's tattoes, and free pizza covered in scabs.

Quote Originally Posted by Titan65:



dad and his one insult.

When I stand at a urinal, I piss like a man.

dad drops his pants to the floor and lifts his shirt over his head, because he's a big boy.

Quote Originally Posted by The Giant:

I'll bet dad could out-pee you.

We'll need a judge for this.

Second:

Take twelve steps backwards, drop to your knees, and open your mouth.  You know, your customary position.  Target practice is about to commence.

Quote Originally Posted by Titan65:

dad is just a homophobe.

Quote Originally Posted by Titan65:

Oh, come on you big silly billy.

We're just having fun and frolicking.

Quote Originally Posted by SecondAgain:

since when do you look at chicks?