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I'M THROWING DOWN THE GAUNTLET SCALAJABRONEE STYLE: STU VS. SABANESQUE. LOSER LEAVES COVERS FOREVER

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Scalabrine's Dream:

 

 
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Gimme, please don't fire him back up. He said his piece and bowed back out. You're gonna draw him right back in. The first time was my fault. This one will be on you.
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Who “bowed out?”

Right now I’m standing over you like Ali over Liston and the only reason I don’t continue my diatribe is out of pity.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

Who “bowed out?”Right now I’m standing over you like Ali over Liston and the only reason I don’t continue my diatribe is out of pity.

From your lips to gods ears, girlfriend.

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I prefer “from my fingertips to gods eyes” since the write ups I’ve labored over more than a maternity ward full of pregnant women, and having to deal with posters like you is worse than an epidural into my eye, are like sweet symphonies to Covers forum coffers.

Absolutely 

Incredible.

Again I should be on the payroll but it would be like tipping Leonardo De Vinci for paiting a portrait of you and your Buffalo Wing Sauce/Cheeto powdered/Pringle grease/Nacho Cheese dripping hands. 

At the end of the day you leave the tip on table much like it’s disregarded it here:


 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

I prefer “from my fingertips to gods eyes” since the write ups I’ve labored over more than a maternity ward full of pregnant women, and having to deal with posters like you is worse than an epidural into my eye, are like sweet symphonies to Covers forum coffers.

Absolutely 

Incredible.

Again I should be on the payroll but it would be like tipping Leonardo De Vinci for paiting a portrait of you and your Buffalo Wing Sauce/Cheeto powdered/Pringle grease/Nacho Cheese dripping hands. 

At the end of the day you leave the tip on table much like it’s disregarded it here:






Big write ups and empty pockets

Does Frank Mir know where he is yet?   
 
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  [/Quote]Big write ups and empty pockets [/Quote] Isn't that the truth

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Posted: #83
Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

I prefer “from my fingertips to gods eyes” since the write ups I’ve labored over more than a maternity ward full of pregnant women, and having to deal with posters like you is worse than an epidural into my eye, are like sweet symphonies to Covers forum coffers.

Absolutely 

Incredible.

Again I should be on the payroll but it would be like tipping Leonardo De Vinci for paiting a portrait of you and your Buffalo Wing Sauce/Cheeto powdered/Pringle grease/Nacho Cheese dripping hands. 

At the end of the day you leave the tip on table much like it’s disregarded it here:


Scal, you're back in population, and at top form may I add.

What's next on your agenda?

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Sports,

I’ll probably be back for CM Punk vs. Mike Jackson in August sports.

Mir was a minor misstep as BWS doesn’t know. He rocked Fedor the Great in the first 5 seconds but wasn’t sure of the legality of a knee to the head in Bellator so he backed off (and said so post-fight). That cost him and worse, me too.

I’m loving the aforementioned fight in Punk’s hometown of Chicago. And boy, could you have not handed Punk a more winnable fight?

Need some more info but that is the direction I am going.

Usually people don’t even wait for my write ups and just make pics based on my daily musings, much like a poet speaking freely and eloquently from a lecturn in an ancient public square while the masses scribble on papyrus with quill of midnight cockatoo.

So if you want my “musing” pick it’s Punk at +180 but I have yet to make it official for the record.

And of course I’ll be back for my main bankroll building man Joey Chestnut as he gobbles his way to hot dog eating heroism in July.

Then some NFL futures: I have two on the radar Giants and Seahawks.

Then some Purdue and Rutgers games of course. And since Josh Allen is no longer behind center for the Cowboys, I’ll be back to get all the money Craig Bohl took from me like Johnny Cochran and F Lee Bailey, black ski masks and black gloves with black leotard body suit to match.

So there’s my preliminary schedule if you want to screenshot and PDF this post for printing at Kinkos
 
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Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

Quote Originally Posted by wmi799:

Careful Stump, he may challenge you to a capping contest and...................oops, that was done and he lost. Nevermind
This dude in a chump. Challenged a man to a capping contest, ended up taking on two guys (giggady) and couldn't beat either. Couldn't break .500 frankly. He brags about bench pressing volkswagens (Hitler's gift to the world. Irony) then Hugh, and man in his 50's, challenges to meet him anywhere in Jersey for a bench press contest and he goes silent. Pack, a man in 50's, challenges him to a gun show. Pack posts a pic, Scal goes silent. I challenge him to show me this racism in the box that he claims I turn a blind eye to. I guarantee he will identify nothing. This dude is all hot air. All sucky sucky, no bitey.

the peoples champ win will be 43 in June peace_5

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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

Yes of course I suck at both

I’ll just read em off again while you dream about them:

2015 - 70% for the entire year
2016 - 62% for the entire year
2017 - 50%
2018 - down 12 units WOW. That SUCKS in comparison to MAMMOTH years covers posters like yourself don’t even sniff.

Yes you are isolated. And you used my name in your thread title. And I called you to the carpet for it. Don’t be too embarrassed. It’s only about the 50th time I’ve had to shame you.

When did you start using units? 

Tough break on Mir.

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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:


Usually people don’t even wait for my write ups and just make pics based on my daily musings....

You're right. And most of those picks are fades.... because you suck! You're regarded as an auto-fade capper around here. And you're annoying as f*ck. You hide behind false brovado because you're insecure about your sexuality. Who else brags in an online chat forum the way you do? To a bunch of dudes, mind you. You're a sad little man.

Champ, my bad that I got the age wrong. The point is still the same and loses no validity. Be brags about himself like a 14 year old on myspace, brags to a bunch of dudes, but when called to the line he wilts like a little flower. And it's because that is what he is. A little flower.

You lack the confidence to come out of the closet and be your best you. If you had that confidence, you wouldn't post the ridiculous things you post.
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Well my “units” are my wins and losses by default.

And that’s for honesty purposes (since ANYONE can Martingale with fake units, which this site is, I.e. lose 50 units make the next bet for 100).

So I’m 12 L’s (units) back. And just like last year all the hysteria will go bye bye when I hit .500 again.
 
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Cappers who hit 65% for two years....

Suk....


This is what Covers has become. And why I spend so much less time here. Yawn
 
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You ask me: “Serious question, are you g ay?”

My response: “Okay I’ll answer seriously. No I am a full blown heterosexual.”

Your response: “Nope you’re ga y.”

Who is the little flower here again???? Lol.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

Cappers who hit 65% for two years....Suk....This is what Covers has become. And why I spend so much less time here. Yawn
You mean the same capper who hit 40% the 8-9 years he has been here? The one who was dumbfounded it snowed in Wyoming in November an_roll_laugh

As for what covers has become? It's amazing all the crying like a baby you do about the place that you are here daily crying like the b!tch you are. Be a man, leave like you said you would, otherwise stop acting like the lying, hypocrite bigot you  are

 

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65% is better than what your spewing  ....   people talk nicely to you and you get all defensive.... they respond in same way and they are the bad ones???  scal.... it is ok ....you lost.... your capping abilities suck....  your a keyboard killer.... good for you..... remember this though.... accepting denial is first step to a happy healthier you....
 
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So when so say “huge write up, huge play” it is same as your normal losers?
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Quote Originally Posted by benhogan76:

So when so say “huge write up, huge play” it is same as your normal losers?

The more you goad him, the longer he'll stay. Just stop responding. Nobody gets off on these exchanges more than Scal. Don't give him what he wants.
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That Wyoming in the  snow storm getting + points to Nm st?  was one of my better picks.wow..you guys got some memory.
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I love the “It snows in November in Wyoming” comedy routine here.

Who ever said it didnt. They played Colorado State and it snowed. Did anyone ever say contrary?

Oh wait, the thread I allegedly said it in was deleted (dammit!) as was 40% over 9 years. Lol.

STILL perpetuating the same garbage WMI. Get your own material. That was Hugh’s act, not yours. Have some originality and dignity for god’s sake.

It’s such a waste of time to address garbage like this but I do because I know you take after Trump and now his buffoon sidekick Giuliani and just lie lie lie and if you do it enough it will become the truth, at least for the dim bulbs of this Pbox who can’t string together a write up of even grammar school proportions.
 
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Looks like this thread got legs...could it outlast Justified's attempt at the triple crown? an_horse an_horse an_horse

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Quote Originally Posted by packersbackers:

Looks like this thread got legs...could it outlast Justified's attempt at the triple crown?

God, I hope not. This "cess pool" was so much nicer without Scal. For as big of bigots you guys are, we got by without ever talking about race. We just talked about sports, with the occasional funny thread here and there.

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Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

Quote Originally Posted by packersbackers:

Looks like this thread got legs...could it outlast Justified's attempt at the triple crown?
God, I hope not. This "cess pool" was so much nicer without Scal. For as big of bigots you guys are, we got by without ever talking about race. We just talked about sports, with the occasional funny thread here and there.

One thing is for sure...Sabanesque is a pussi...no surprise there

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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

I love the “It snows in November in Wyoming” comedy routine here.Who ever said it didnt. They played Colorado State and it snowed. Did anyone ever say contrary?Oh wait, the thread I allegedly said it in was deleted (dammit!) as was 40% over 9 years. Lol.STILL perpetuating the same garbage WMI. Get your own material. That was Hugh’s act, not yours. Have some originality and dignity for god’s sake.It’s such a waste of time to address garbage like this but I do because I know you take after Trump and now his buffoon sidekick Giuliani and just lie lie lie and if you do it enough it will become the truth, at least for the dim bulbs of this Pbox who can’t string together a write up of even grammar school proportions.
Does anyone else see the irony here? Scal who USED snow as an excuse for him losing. "How can you cap snow" he said

Scal - Using the "same garbage" over and over ALL THE TIME

Scal - Complaining about Trump (who he acts like) when the POS phucking coward did not vote

Scal - Reliving two years when he did good. Tries to lie and forgot the DOCUMENTED 40% prior and the 13% this year

Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
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