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Quote Originally Posted by revengeissweet1:

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And im sure his aliases in the nba forum over time are going to be projectively impossible as well
 
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Sammy11 the made man of covers got rubbed out

 
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I think it will be rather easy to spot a new person on the NBA forum....posting plays.  
 
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I haven't seen this much celebration since all those munchkins danced about after a house fell on that nice lady.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by sammy11:

Good Morning guys, here is the best part, as you all know my Sammy days are over, my choice, the movie is about to wrap production, but as I told all of you I will be back today in the NBA forum under a different person, but in the meantime until they ban me, if they have the heart to, which I highly doubt, cause I didn't break any of the rules in the manifesto, I was told, but it is cool, I am done being "Sammy" and I am still going to post in here, just to be closer to my fans, and all the while be in the MLB  and NBA forum, thats the best part, see if you all can spot me, I doubt you will ever know what guy I turn up as, nobody will ever know who Mighty Matt is, I will be posting my NBA  playoff plays in the afternoon, look for it, if your as smart as me, you might be able to maybe figure out who I am, if not, you can always find my old character Sammy right here in the box of rocks. I think it's funny in a way I can still be Sammy in here, but a new guy out there in the main forum, oh well good thing I am an extraordinary actor, have a tremendously fine day my friends!!!!!!! see you later in here and later out there, Matt.  

This loser is closing in on BOB as the most pathetic human on covers.

 
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Let me know if and when you'lll even be in Chicago to "film a movie"

What a disgusting sack of shit this guy is...

 
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SWEET JESUS!!! 

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!!! 

MISTER SAMMY!!! WHERE FOR ART THOU MISTER SAMMY!!!! 

I'm still in LA waiting for you come back to your parents!!! What the fuck am I gonna do now!! I have 6 Brazilian Bitches who need some sexual healin' pronto from the one and only!!!

But you, YOU MISTER SAMMY, HAVE LEFT ME!!! You lied, cheated, bitched, moaned, cried, whined, wagered units out the wazoo, jaywalked down hollywood and vine, wore ugly velour leisure suits at airport terminals to disguise yourself from me, got Bator boxed...all of this resulting in YOUR BANNING!!! 

YOU KNEW SCALLY CAME ACROSS THE GODDAM COUNTRY AND WAITED IN THE SWEET SUNSHINE OF LA FOR YOU TO COME HOME FROM BETTING PEPPERONI UNITS AND WAVING SIGNS FOR COVERS MEMBERS AT LAKER HOME GAMES!!!

Mister Sammy, I was just about to deliver some great news! I proposed to Sister Sammy so we would have officially been the first-ever pair of "Blood Brother-in-Laws"! Wouldn't that have been wonderful? 

But now, I will not be able to ask you to be my best man! Imagine the the applause, the tears of joy, me french kissing and groping your sister at the alter, the 6 Brazilian Bitches dancing doing the "tootsie roll" with your mother on the dance floor, me throwing up all over your father's double-breasted powder blue tux because I had one too many (if he had asked about stain removal, i would have had the Chilean Sea bass as an entree), you giving the best man speech with your fly open, all this for your sidekick Scally joining the one and only Mister Sammy family. NOW, that is just a dream dissipated. Because Mister Sammy is no more!!

Think about the memories we had together Mister Sammy! 

Those late Friday nights in Philly when we stalked that tender, luscious, sweet as cotton-candy cougar rump roast. $35 dollars, a key at the "Smack Dat Ass" Motel, and 39 seconds later you became a man...A MAN I TELL YA!! 

Remember when we had that nut crushing contest with the bitches! We started with macadamia, moved onto chestnuts, and before ya know it, you and I were out of breath, foot-racing to to the corner bodega for all their coconuts! (you made a sweet swipe of that beef-jerky and the apropos snack of the night 'Ho-Ho's' too) 
 
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So many memories. So many...My man. You were the shit. And your capping?  What a sight to see! Worse than all the shitty roadkill I saw in my cross-country trek to give you a high five and a jumping chest bump. Remember that night you played the Hawks -5 against the Warriors and they were up 18, then you started moonwalking  and lifting up your khakis and balancing yourself on your toes in a celebration dance through your thread only to see em lose 108-104. Then you added that ever-famous nightly 'chase-play' on Utah over Portland for god knows how many more anchovy units only to see a late Boozer put-back in regulation sink that pick too??? God you were terrible! But who gives a shit? When it all was said and done, it was about bitches, brew and booty wasn't it!  

We were the Dynamic Duo, We were the crazy cappin', ass slappin' and tappin' BFF's, we were the Coozin Larry and Balki Bartokomous of Covers...

I'm gonna miss it Mister Sammy

I'm gonna miss it all

Each and every night...

I was your Scally Arnold and you were my Sammy Pfeiffer... 

One final time Mister Sammy...I wanna post it one...final...time... 

SAMMY 

SCALLY

We are no more 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ob59hsRaFU
 
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Quote Originally Posted by redbearde:

responding Joe Public style...I hate the quote style here.

Just wanted to know I am boxed

Yeah, I just wanted to know that, too.

Who ever boxed me please let me know the reason please, I have done nothing wrong, and this is totally unfair and not right.

No.  Yes you have.  It's totally fair, and it's right.  Eat it.

I am a great capper who makes his plays each and every night, what did I do wrong?

Okay, see, you're not a great capper.  You're a fucking moron with no discipline just like every other degenerate here.  You're also a liar, so go choke on your own asshole.

if you can answer that I would be grateful if not then I know the answer and I can figure out that some guys in here have it out for me, and must be telling them to box me

Yeah, that's it.  Guys who hang out in the Penalty Box are the mods' favorites.  Believe that, Dummy.

well if that is the case, then ban me, 

This.

OK I like it here, but I will not be taken advantage of 

unless an orangutan gets frisky.

and my brain is not built for failure, 

Funny.  Every other part of you is.

in closing I see that I am not wanted here anymore, so do me a favor....... ban me so I can go on my way.Sammy

How about you just leave, go find a dump truck, and put yourself under its tires where you know you belong?
LMFAO at the dump truck remark............
 
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Quote Originally Posted by sammy11:

This will be my final everlasting post on Covers as Sammy. I have waited a while for this last sentimental post, I am being totally honest when I say I have made a good many friends here, and if you think I am just saying that to be nice, check my friends list, I talk to and talk offline to a select few, even your famous MR. Bator, even though as I stated he would deny it for personal reasons, I loved being here on Covers from the bottom of my soul through my heart down to my waist. I will miss being Sammy or Mighty Matt. When I do return sadly I will only be a regular guy who doesn't stand out too much with better grammar and a more normal approach to life and gambling. I am thankful and grateful for all that Covers have allowed me to offer and do, I was honest and forthright, and helped anybody who needed a hand. I hope and wish all greatness for you all, even the ones that despised me, or Sammy. I am sorry I lied about being a pizza shop owner, and a freelance writer, as I said in my previous post, I work as an actor here in LA, I came here as research, and I am co-writing  a book. I hope that I made an impression on all of you, that was my goal, and not to sound cocky, I did accomplish that, I am the center of attention here and I took over that NBA forum, and nobody can deny that, I studied long and hard capping those games, and working on my craft, I have been acting for 8 years, and gambling for 13 years, in retrospect, I might have done a few things differently, but we can not go back in life. So Sammy Sunshine and Mighty Matt are gone like a horse with 2 names. I will see you all very soon, but not as Sammy, it has to be this way guys, I know a lot of you will miss my magical words and thoughts and I will try to impute some of that in my new persona, but I can't be too Sammyish, or they might catch on, you know guys on here are very clever, too bad not as smart as me.                                    
You give new meaning to word "IDIOT" Please, NEVER come back ..........
 
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Quote Originally Posted by revengeissweet1:

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 to everybody that helped get rid of this fucker

 
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Quote Originally Posted by jmitseff:

 to everybody that helped get rid of this fucker

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Slovak:

it's about time that they axed that flamer. what I would like to know is why it took so damn long. now we have to look for all of his aliases.

start by getting rid of heatformer

 
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go figure....sniperswife returns as soon as sammy11 gets banned
 
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Besides the alias army get rid of his cronies too.

1. His accountant-SirJohnDrake
2. His bitch-Saintsfan
3. IamLiquid for calling him Skrizz in every post
4. Mr.Big

and numerous others........
 
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Does anyone else immediately picture the Jon Lovitz character during the old SNL days when he did his over-the-top 'ACTING!!!' character, whenever Sammy mentions his 'exquisite' acting skills (on a side-note, I heard Sammy spent 6 months as a firehydrant researching a role as firefighting canine - just sayin', is all :) )
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Slovak:

it's about time that they axed that flamer. what I would like to know is why it took so damn long. now we have to look for all of his aliases.
 and covers wins again as now they have a bunch of flocker's just trolling the site for an extra moronic reason. It's pretty clear to me it was all marketing for the site if you take the time to ponder the Bullshit that was provided during his existence and not to mention the way they let him go out leaving everyone thinking what you just said...

 

It's so very sad isn't it. But the bottom line is MONEY MONEY MONEY. More views no matter why they veiwed the more possible money cover's gets...

 
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Quote Originally Posted by oddsbuster:

 and covers wins again as now they have a bunch of flocker's just trolling the site for an extra moronic reason. It's pretty clear to me it was all marketing for the site if you take the time to ponder the Bullshit that was provided during his existence and not to mention the way they let him go out leaving everyone thinking what you just said...

 

It's so very sad isn't it. But the bottom line is MONEY MONEY MONEY. More views no matter why they veiwed the more possible money cover's gets...



You are 100% correct.
 
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I laugh every time I read the thread title
 
 
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 hey milk why dont u get a job lazy mother fuckernuts
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