Kudos Spock

It’s not gay if you don’t make eye contact 

Because………… obviously…….. clearly…….. rightfully………..

@Doja45

 Ok, thats’s a Good one

Why do you care? Why are you interjecting yourself in this conversation? Why are you even here? Isnt there some “covers most humble thread” you should be attending to?

trainwreck

This thread is a day old and is 4 pages long. Lord.

Thanks in part to 

@Miracling2's rendition of 'The Iliad'.

Almost choked on my Beef on weck 

Come on , no bullshittin’ , let’s get serious here for a moment….. in a thread that was started because it was applauding jokes made at your expense….

You’ve choked on that beef before , it’s not that big of a deal 

Whether we’re talking about that one time in college at your frat’s annual Save the Kittens charity foundation party where you went upstairs with Reggie the barista who was studying cosmetology….…

( yeah , he did more than just your hair that night…..)

……or when you brought that beef to me here at covers and gagged on the giant demolition of destruction I barraged you with that has left you disoriented necessitating medical intervention in the form of prescription pills to boost your dopamine levels because they are about as barren as that Lake Meade in Las Vegas except you’re the only dead body found , but I’ve got good news……

it seems I’ve encountered someone to ride in the little sidecar attached to your 10 speed girl’s bicycle … dude named trainwreck…..and as a show of good faith , in just wanting to bury the hatchet , after removing it from your soul like some kind of gonzo Excalibur ….. I bought you two ladies matching helmets…..in the shape of my dick head ….I got my mushroom cap perfect and everything……so now you got the “ full package “ if you will ……

my balls in your mouth and my “ dick “ on your forehead , like it’s those bothersome bangs that you keep blowing out of your eyes…..

only “ bang “ you two walking female reproductive organs will ever see….

you two gentlemen keep painting your toenails and yourselves into corners …..

this isn’t real life where I make people facial tick , stutter , pass out , or my all time personal favorite …. Squeal in a high pitch voice like some cartoon character when they get stressed out …. That sucks that I can’t see any of that shit here …..

but the only good thing I guess is that people can’t fake the funk saying shit didn’t go down like it did . 

it’s all right here in the black and white sandwiched in like 2 cookies with the cream ….

I got Bubblegum for life in that NBA MUST STAND for thread here in the penalty box post # 40 and my personal utopia post # 51

now you got your origin story too mister lame dreck…..

I think it’s meant to be , a real True Romance , as I sit back and take a hit off of my honeybear bong….. “ condescending me man , I’ll fuckin’ kill you man…. “

It’s the Pitts ? Ain’t it ?

Dicks on foreheads ...Im in 

I don’t care if it’s The Iliad or the Odyssey ,
cuz you’d have to be a “ Homer “ ,
or at least need a miracle to think or conceive homeboy didn’t OWN you and put in some fuckin’ bone work
In your sphincter and your rectum
Trainwreck it is what it is , don’t get pissed , no disrespect son
Cuz you got your head spun
Like Daffy Duck to the other side
so just look down and do the math , you can add and subtract , plus multiply ,
but trust me motherfucker ……your butt’ll divide…..

@spockgato

I love the spinal tap bro 

Oh I can see that , Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles with bags over their heads in an underground bunker during the next World War when all the power grids go down can see that….

I’m positive you would have to ask God himself or go into Heaven’s office to find the original blueprints to your ass …..

that things been twisted and turned more than a pizza pie in the hands of an expert Italian born pizza guy from Naples…..

I’m sure that there’s been more revolutions done inside your asshole than during all of history’s governmental plus political uprisings combined…..

that thing’s hangin’ inside out like your back pocket does after you hurriedly go in there to get your wallet ……

….…after you “ fake “ trying to pick up the check at Applebee’s on that 2 for 20 special….

dude’s have been spinnin’ in there like the back part of a cement mixer truck for damn near half your life probably …..

you’re such a damn pro I bet DoubleUp invited you to Buffalo for all the “ Bowl and Bang “ parties he goes to when he’s not being a bad father …. Just a bad boy …..

pins ain’t all that’s gettin’ knocked down in those alleys……O rings too …..I bet you walk outta there with an asshole lookin’ like fresh cut deli meat …..

you never see that “ Oh “ face though , cuz you’re always takin’ it from the back ….. 

It’s always better to be on top than the bottom ….

whether it’s me destroying you two buffoons here , or at your local suburban just on the outskirts of Buffalo BowlaRama gettin’ rammed by dubs as he unleashes his ferocity and built up anger towards me for “ clarifying “ our situation….

 And thanks for coming into the thread praising me and “ trying “ to show me up ….

that’s what happens when chicken necks stick their beaks in farther than they should go , a guillotine gonna come out of nowhere and chop that lil birdy bye bye …. Only to clean and package it for sale to the consumers…..

but this ain’t business , it’s pleasure baby ….

@spockgato

Its actually a half and half for 40 . Inflation has brought everything up. Speaking about pizza ...have you seen the movie Licorice Pizza ?

The only thing I know about licorice is that you and DoubleUp enjoy it like the spaghetti those two dogs eat in that movie…..

only I don’t know which one of you is the Lady and which one is the Tramp ….

but you’re both bitches , that’s for sure , woof , woof 

@spockgato

Are you a big fan of disney movies?

It’s on ? It’s on ?

yeah , it’s on him ……

fountains of my angelic cumm raining down upon his neck , head , torso , chest and clavicle areas …..

i don’t even need any help , I’m like a one man wrecking crew , I’m throwing on more loads than any Japanese Bukkake video you’ve ever seen….

dont form a line , tell doubleup the fluffer to go home , I got this …..

And I told you to take out the W and the sevens from your name ….. so there is a more accurate representation of who you are here at covers …. Thanks , and be well 

@spockgato

What time and where?

You will be banned soon 

If this is acceptable at covers , than anything must go here...

What type is sick person writes these things??? 

Dude you think about me 24/7/365 ...

If you're not banned I'm going to flood the box 24/7/365 with utter BS 

@monteppire

 Nah I'm just gonna leave if this sicko is not banned ...

Much easier to post on Twitter or across the street without dealing with sick twisted  lunatics that are allowed to post here ....

This used to be a solid gambling page , it's rapidly become something else that I'm not sure I want to spend any more time on ...

So here’s the thing about threats… If you are already doing the thing you’re threatening to do, than it’s not much of a threat

@spockgato

Yo yo yo wassup g, look what you finna gone done and did