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My sad fuck friend just called and woke me up. We have fantasy football at the local watering hole at noon.
He says, "What dish are you bringing?"
I reply, "What the fuck are you talking about?"
He says, "Burt said we were supposed to bring a dish, so I was cooking up some cheese potatoes and I was wondering what you were cooking?"
(INTERRUPTION.....Burt would never ever ask for other men to bring dishes to Fantasy Football. Burt follows every law known to man)
I reply, "Have you ever even played fantasy football?"
He responds, "Once on the computer."
I said. "Listen man. Get yourself together. Do not call anyone else about bringing dishes. And you better wear your best Sunday Catholic school skirt, you little bitch.
Well, my girlfriend comes out and asks why I am in such a sour mood. I let her know about the conversation. She says that I am incorrect about all this. I say she knows nothing about man law. She tells me if I put up the question here, more people will say its proper to bring a fucking dish to a Fantasy football draft party at a bar.
Fellas?
Is my friend a fucking douchbag bitch or is he correct in his oddball thinking?
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bring a dish
sounds like a beer comercial
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