Yes, I'm here for you. As always.
Do I go tout? Never.
Do I always write it up for you like a forensic scientist turned capper? I do. Leaving no stoned unturned.
I always give you what you need. A winner.
And in the same breath, I call out Covers worst in both betting and tolerance.
I got in at -500 on Floyd and I'm more than fine with that. But am I posting that? No one needs help with that. That will not go into a posted record. That is a joke of a line to count as a win.
But as a bet for making money? Some padding for the upcoming CFB season?
This is quite possibly the worst odds I've ever seen on a dog.
And you should be embarrassed if you have money on Conor tonight, even at 6-1 odds and think you have sufficient long shot odds?
Mayweather opened in the first shop at -2500. And you get in at 5-1? 6-1? LOL.
A 0-0 fighter against one of the greatest defensive in-ring technicians of all time. And you think you have a shot? You think you are being compensated adequately.
And worse, what about a the psychological angles that I love?
What about the race angle? How can you explain Conor a 0-0 fighter against a 49-0 fighter at these odds?
I would LOVE to see the demographics of the bettors. This just shows how square and stupid bettors are. This is the greatest "great white hope" angle EVER. And you bet on that? Even greater than the "Bayonne Bleeder" that inspired the Rocky films. He was actually a boxer. Not this guy.
Who might I add, like Floyd, also RETIRED from his sport via twitter. And now he's going to beat Floyd. At his sport. At 49-0.
After telling him, in front of thousands and tens of millions watching at home, to 'dance for me boy'????
Really? You bet on Conor after he said that too? You think, as a black male, he's going to lose after being told that??? Stump if you have something to say about the race angle be honest. Don't put your head in the sand and make nice. It's all here, out in the great wide open.
And you think, one of the most prolific fighters ever in his weight class:
a) Is going to lose to a 0-0 fighter
b) Is going to lose to an openly racist Caucasian male (and whoever denies it, his comments are well-documented so argue with yourself) after he publicly defamed Floyd as some sort of minstrel show performer????
Ok! On the skill basis, it is the biggest mismatch of all time outside of Mitt Romney in a celebrity boxing match. On a psychological basis, it provides an enormous edge and motivation to Floyd.
This is the biggest JOKE in the HISTORY of pro boxing, a fight that is a circus side-show masquerading as a real right.
Per Floyd's mouth "Believe me, this isn't going the distance."
So my bet is this (and I always post current 5Dimes odds for the reader to have access, not MY odds when I got in earlier, why? It's called being an honest and forthright capper) and it has to be a partly because the odds are too long for Floyd to post alone:
PARLAY:
Floyd -620 over Conor
WITH
Triple G -155 over Saul Alvarez (9/16)
This pays out exactly $91 and that is exactly -110. That can be posted in the W-L record and you will be compensate adequately for that. No need to get into Tripe G now. Tonight is about Floyd vs. Conor.
So now, what do I want...
I want all the Covers posters, who bet on Conor, to man up and reveal yourselves as having any money on a fighter at the worst long shot odds in the history of the sport:
Shred your capper's card ASAP because you can't call yourself a capper after a bet like this. It's an embarrassment of the highest order.
Better yet, put your mouth under the shredder and let the capper's card shards fall in your mouth like linguine laced with clam sauce.
Cause your goose is cooked. Names. Right now. All the Conor bettors.
In this thread beneath this post.
Show yourself. The Emperors with no clothes. An embarrassment to capping.
Conor will go hard early and you think you'll have a shot like the 99-1 shot in a horse race running to the front of the pack to start, only to die in the stretch. He'll get a lick or two in and you'll overvalue his performance because all the drunk Irishmen with fall over themselves roaring over a single punch.
Well, all those Irish eyes are going be shedding a tsunami of tears when all is said and done baby
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