Monday bases

Like things are a bit messed up for me, just a bit if you can't tell ha.  Well it is all just cuz I have been coddled and shitt like not had to work my whole life.  Yep coddled is the word here, and then kept out of trouble just have been left to drink my azz off and not worked for anything.  Yeah things would have been much better had I been broke my whole life living in some shitt house with parents that had no money and just kicked my azz out ha, but oh no I got coddled ha ha, now I am a total mess just a disaster and they still won't kick me out and now they are gonna pay for Vegas.  But hey do not think you can talk shitt to me on here no, cuz fuckk I am like indestructible yeah and I will drink and go to Vegas yeah and bang hookers, and kick your monkey azz if you talk, or Big G will ha more likely.  So do not talk shitt, no, you never know where I will be or what I will do ha.  Oh especially with the voices in my head going oh I may do anything who knows?  I just stepped in front of a damn pickup the other day here ha ha.  Yeah and I said I have 20 k well yeah, but then my parents will just give me more money I'm sure ha ha, yeah they are giving me the 20 k it isn't even mine anyway I was lying.  That is my whole problem there the coddling yeah, like it is okay Tuck we will support your dumb azz.  But do not talk shitt to me no no, cuz you never know where I will be yeah, oh I can get money bitchh and do whatever I want.  Problem is they don't like paying for me to have my own fuckking place that often they do sometimes, but most of the time they are like fuckk you ya know you can stay in our basement but we aren't paying for your dumb azz to live somewhere, but they did say they want me out now and are gonna pay for Vegas ha just cuz they want to get rid of me for a while, man I am such a loser.

Do you have any skills that could possibly help you get a job?  Besides that Im on the same side on those bets.

Is the suicide thing a lie too?

do you even have an IRA? 

No unit I never went to college or shitt bro I am a bum basically living off my parents.

Fuckk the park by my house isn't a happy dude hangout I don't think ha that was funny that guy he was happy.  Well dudes seem to like me and wanna bang me, but chicks don't ha.

Yeah he started like looking at me while he was stretching ha ha, I was like oh whoa I better go home cuz he was bigger than my small azz yeah ha.

Yeah I have heard ya know about certain parks being happy hangouts, but the one right by my house I didn't think it was ha ha.  Why can't there be like parks where you can just meet a chick and bang her ya know damn it.  Well you know why it is cuz chicks aren't like that no, they don't just bang random dudes hell no.

No IRA there casino I was lying, my parents IRA yeah ha.

Tuck maybe you should jump in, maybe you can get yourself a sugar daddy!  

Ha casino there you go the only way I can make it is butt sex ha.  Yeah I couldn't perform though, but ya know I gotta just make it work.

Man I am not really good at anything, but the one thing I can do is be stupid and maybe make people laugh.  Like I did at the horse track last night oh yeah.

ok, Tuck, we need to be honest going forward here, or we can't believe anything you say. Let's clear up a few things:

There's no easy way out Tuck, there's no shortcut home, giving in to butt sex can't be wrong ha ha, yeah that is that Rocky IV song on the soundtrack yeah ha.  Giving in to butt sex can't be wrong ha, you need to find a dude oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ha ha.  Well I am sure no chick is gonna put me up somewhere and let me drink my azz off all day and not work ha.

Yes arby it is all true there.  Everything you said except the winning 50 k in college football.  Oh and I'm not a virgin no ha ha.

your hand doesn't count!

Fuckk I'm sure you could find Big G right now at the Gold Coast fuckking today just look for the big dude with an Auburn Tiger tattoo ha.  Well they may have left though who knows that was a long time ago.

Ha casino well ya know it doesn't happen often.

Yeah my hand is all I get here ask any of my buddies in Lincoln they will be like oh yeah Tuck doesn't get any ever ha.  But Vegas there are hookers everywhere so if your doing okay you can get one ya know then.  Like I don't do that everyday no there, but occasionally I get one ha.

Oh do not talk shitt about my boys in Vegas either no no they are real.  I told you what I lie about, now they are real yes.  Like Ray is a Belize guy well that is his decent and he is a Compton banger bitchh, so is Mike fuckking mad Mike bitchh.  Oh I will let you hang out with me just pm me if you are in Vegas cuz I will be.  

What I do lie about is I never made anything on my own ha, I have lied about that yeah.  I am the coddled like rich kid ha.

Yeah I don't lie about much ever on here besides the fact that I am not a bum, like I have tried to portray my sorry azz as something more than a total bum before on here or CTG, which was a total lie there yeah.  Like I have never made a living on my own ha ha, but my parents do give me money sometimes and they are loaded I am not kidding on that fact no.

Well fuckk I'm sure the CTG guys or the covers guys would know from my IP address when I'm posting where I am in my parents basement ha ha.  But I am not always there no no, sometimes they give me money my parents and I get a place here or go to Vegas yes.

I do still think my reality show in Vegas would be better than any other stupid ones they have on ha.  Well it is just a hope and a dream yeah, it isn't gonna happen for me I am destined to be a bum yeah.  Well there are so many stupid reality shows on tv mine would be decent I mean not great, but I think like people would watch it at least some.  It wouldn't be a huge hit maybe no, but I think it would be okay like get some ratings maybe.  I would want HBO though so you can actually watch my fat azz bang hookers ha, oh nobody would want to see that though I look like Ron Jeremy kind of ha.