Montepire!!! Can the Yankees win by 3 runs tonight?

God Bless you Hanky Crank , and may the Heavens transfix upon you the Glorious Majesty of Continued Success in regards to your business ventures with Skyrocketing Sales ,
While the wife doesn’t have to wonder or watch if you’re diving into tail , 
You won’t Fail ,
No , you will Pass ,
And if you pass gas the Aroma won’t trance
An Unsuspecting overweight middle Aged lady who has press on Nails
While she makes your Coffee and calls her Daughter who’s in Jail
Dogg you got it All , you’re a Baller , a True Man ,
And a Champion of Industry 
that’s going down in the annals of History as never having Anal with any Secretary or Angrily Shrapneling her Clitoris Meat
Chivalry And Honor ,
your Filled with it ,
for the Wife and Loved Ones
Cuz you put no Cumm in any Butts that Type up Dumb Stuff
That Looks Official Sounding but really’s Just Jargon
You’re Mister Astounding , here’s to your Next Million , keep Marching……

Some say he is...and some say he aint 

@spockgato

  I'm not the astutely fabulous linoleum salesman.  That would be the highly esteemed Bigred!  

I love your poetry.  Keep it going.    

@Cranky_Hank

Get off the porch you drunk 

No way!

Andy Taylor’s out there just waiting to activate those berries and cherries.  

I’d never tell you what to do.  Barney’s making time with Thelma Lou.

Ima stay on the porch right now.

Don't wanna end up the sacrificial cow.

Otis knows being safe is the best way to grow old.  Especially drinking a few shots of the Old Crow.

Im a poet and didn’t even know it. 

Good luck on your wagers, my homoerotic friend.  May your good fortune never end.

@Cranky_Hank

 I was n tears......

while the passed gas may not lead into a trance it will place you in a funk 

Silent but deadly.....