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Is anything brewing in your crazy mind ? If so, please share. I need new tires for my car.

 

 

 
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He really hit that GB + 14 pick out of the park..
 
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Bator.....should I parlay the Bengals ml, Raiders ml and GB under?

Are parlays good bets?

Where do babies come from?

How did Dave Wannstadt keep his job so long?

How will Bill Stewart cost WV their bowl game?

I'm thinking about parlaying NE/Philly/Dallas on the ML? Sure thing?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by mr8ator1:

yes put the house on the chargers. Yes the chargers, and buy yourself a new pair of tires.


Notice anything??
 
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Oh no it didnt bold, but oh well.. why is there a poser anyway lol.
 
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bator with the best insight last week on that packers game.

 
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HERE IS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO YOU ACTION!!!!! 

DALLAS -7.5 

Call me from the rim shop 
 
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Mr. Bator,

Can you tell me who shot John Kennedy.  Don't bother answering me, just add this to TRAINS list.  Thanks....Cbaby
 
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Mr Bator destroyed the periodic table because the only element he acknowledges is the element of surprise....
 
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This is classic.  Well done, lads.
 
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Mr bator never masturbated but he ejaculated, Bator you the man
 
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Quote Originally Posted by icover4u:

Mr bator never masturbated but he ejaculated, Bator you the man

 
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Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

Bator.....should I parlay the Bengals ml, Raiders ml and GB under?

Are parlays good bets?

Where do babies come from?

How did Dave Wannstadt keep his job so long?

How will Bill Stewart cost WV their bowl game?

I'm thinking about parlaying NE/Philly/Dallas on the ML? Sure thing?

By showing up!

 
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Hey XhuegoX,

That's a scream what you wrote; I hope some of it is original!

Have a good one,
RebelTell2
 
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Mrbator drinks Dos Equis
 
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People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.
 
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Very funny, thanks guys
 
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Quote Originally Posted by XhuegoX:

Mr. Bator's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Mr. Bator counted to infinity - twice. 

Mr. Bator does not sleep. He waits.

Mr. Bator was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. 

Mr. Bator can speak braille.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Mr. Bator's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Mr. Bator owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

If you spell Mr. Bator wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Patrick Willis?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Mr. Bator puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Mr. Bator once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

Mr. Bator can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Mr. Bator died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Mr. Bator

Once a cobra bit Mr. Bator's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Mr. Bator can delete the Recycling Bin.

Mr. Bator can slam revolving doors.

Superman owns a pair of Mr. Bator pajamas.


Mr. Bator doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


Mr. Bator can kill two stones with one bird.


Mr. Bator can build a snowman out of rain.

Haha this was some funny ass shit.. Good work. Almost tend to agree with some haha

 
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MR ALIBATOR  my personal guess is he unloading the cincy bunggies
i can bet my ass 
 
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Mr. Bator throws rocks at the ground and misses.
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

Bator.....should I parlay the Bengals ml, Raiders ml and GB under?

Are parlays good bets?

Where do babies come from?

How did Dave Wannstadt keep his job so long?

How will Bill Stewart cost WV their bowl game?

I'm thinking about parlaying NE/Philly/Dallas on the ML? Sure thing?

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