Newsletter Crew Playoff Contest

A well groomed dick tickler too!!!  Oh joy!!!  BIGRED

I really want to win this contest now!!!    

GL on the contest Guys  

Thanks for doing this. Record keeping seems to be one of your strong suits. "Down the stretch they come" is playing in my head!! Can their be a deep closer? After this past weekend I'm not ruling it out!!. Cold sumbitch of a week to look forward to

I remember sneaking in to Wonderland dog track to gamble as a kid and there would always be 20 or so degenerates hanging by the front doors that looked like they haven’t showered in weeks. That’s how I picture Trainwreck and the thought of a scratch and sniff dick pick made me throw up in my mouth a little. 

Cincinnati 

LA 

@I_Need_A_Detox

Great play on Cinci this weekend ....Another 12 like that and you should be able to get back to even 

And that was yesterday Tom Vu 

It’s too bad you got eliminated so early. Good luck with your $2 squares at the local pub. 

Who would of thought that a billionaire desperately needs and wants a spot on Shrimps couch to finally have some human contact other than the internet.......not me 

Not to mention he basically invited himself into the Pool, and Hugh is too nice to tell him to fuck off

@BWS77

So fucking true 

You’ve been following me around for 7 years because I pictured you as a 4’10” stout butch lesbian. 

Thanks Hugh for creating this Humorous Pretend Contest. I wasn't paying attention earlier but is the Prize something like a Living Room set?

@666LES

Depends upon which door you pick.

Behind one of the 3 doors is a week long vacation on bigreds couch

@666LES

 No it's my old couch sitting my backyard in Maryland....still some change

in the cushions  though...

Nah, I've been following you around for 7 years waiting for you to make an actual funny insult   

Surely with your millions of dollars you can hire a writing team, or even use something that people used to say you (which is probably where the butch lesbian 'joke' came from to begin with).   

Hire a writing team? 

Cant we all just get along.....

@bigred84

 You tell ‘em buddy 

Posting the lines now because I won’t be around later. 

CIN-KC 7, 54.5

SF-LAR 3.5, 46

All those who are within 3 points of the leader I have sent a friend request to so you can PM me your picks. You are welcome to post them in the thread also. Whatever you choose 

Rams - 3'

Cin/KC  U

To Be the Man You Have to Beat the Man.

I love that B'eater is putting his Pair right out There for everyone to peruse so I will too.

Kansas City -7   Since 1980,in 82 Championship games,the SU winner is 71-10-1 ATS.

SanFrancisco+3.5  Since 1990,playoff teams coming off 2 consecutive playoff wins 12-4 ATS....Teams that scored 16 points or less in divisional round 7-2 ATS.

I know Hugh wanted us to PM him a Body Part but my Mask came off while I was working the Mouse and now the Liberian is giving me the 'Stink Eye"

That Sofa is Scotchguarded I pray.

I will stay with mine..

KC -7

Rams -3.5.....

New couch ....nice..ask Exacta Boy....memory foam...

Hopefully a big can of scotchguard is included in the prize caboodle. 

Got nothing to lose, so...

Cincy +7

U46

KC -7

Rams -3.5

I'm too much of a square, to play anything else...