One week left to do your last minute shopping...

December 1st.

Mark your calendars.

It's going to be an historic date in the annals of Covers.com. Yours truly will become a ten-year member stamping my legacy as one of the greatest of all time.

I've already received phone calls and well wishes from Rizzo and Lou. Gifts and cash were also received, but I'm not going to get into the specifics. Let's just say it was very generous.

Thank you, friends, without you guys none of this would be possible. I realize some of you are cash strapped with the tough economic times, so if buying me something is a little out of the question, one of these will suffice - or these.

the giant like a fire hydrant my hind limb rises piss flyin' on his eyelids ,
my size is ,
gargantuan , towering ,
it's arguable but you're an asshole who clamors for what the crowd'll bring ,
hours tick and time'll tock
but a rhyme from spock'll rewind your clock ,
sending you back to the future
the lunatics you've tutored have a habit for " the truth hurts "
you're the crack they're the users
morphine for their hoarse screams
the hordes you've reformed are bordering on enormous please
dont be insulted
i'm joking , you're the pope , extolling at the pulpit
10 years old still the muppet grin
puppeting motherfuckers on covers fer the fuck of it
a dozen this

cuz you're that

here's to 10 more you'll be a force porking the fats

10 generous years of intellectual winning with humour all while chasing chubby bitches around the bar between callin in your bets from the bathroom in the back of that shithole just tryin to make a score either way......

Never see this guy posting any plays or offering any analysis.   

What's he contribute here besides starting shit with people?   And talking about taking it in the ass from Montedamastiff or some other .          

I don't see the reason for the accolades.