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Please don't compare you with that idiot. You will win this week.
 
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Kav the RapeBoy is in some deep doodoo. Guy tried to cover his tracks before a story broke. He may lose his current job now. Trump mishandled this nomination big time.

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna915566?__twitter_impression=true

 
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Quote Originally Posted by hoopsvader:

Kav the RapeBoy is in some deep doodoo. Guy tried to cover his tracks before a story broke. He may lose his current job now. Trump mishandled this nomination big time.

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna915566?__twitter_impression=true


All the corroborating evidence aside, I am still in the process of getting a very large bet down Kav is CONFIRMED (Why? I won't say because it will only enflame other side, but the answer is obvious). 
 
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KVS,

May I ask you to use your imagination for me?

This will take a mere minute of your time, I promise...

Imagine, you are nothing. You do not exist. BILLIONS of years ago. The earth just a speck of dust in a sun beam in a great vast universe...

A primordial soup of amino acids bubbles on the earth's highly toxic and unwelcome surface, foreign to life of all kinds. Your first ancestor, the true Adam, is a droplet of one of those acids, hanging from a stalactite, coming to its tip and and in achingly slow fashion, falling to the cavern floor into the pool. Plop! Do you see the ripples in the pool KVS. That is Great Grandpa^1,000,000,000. So begins your family tree.

Imagine, over the course of billions of years, that becomes a single celled organism. Then a multi-celled one. 

Then it become a creature with only a mouth and a rectum, both simple orifices for eatings and defecating. You are asexual.

Then you are a simple flatworm, leaving the primordial soup that has served as your birth fluid for tens of millions of years.

Then, you find yourself crawling with the sprouting of tiny limbs. You know not what you grasp. Eyes have not formed. But you have a sense of touch. Of hot and cold and sharp and smooth. You are blindly grasping things pull towards your upper end, to give yourself sustenance. 

Similiar limbs sprout from your lower half. "What do I do with these?" your pea sized brain wants to contemplate. But can't because English has not yet been invented. And you have no tongue to speak anyway...

Millions of years later you are a ape, nude, on a boulder staring at a sunset, which you believe is divine. It is raining. You like being in the nude. That we know...

Soon you will walk, make tools, talk, invent, learn manners, and dance around in a white leotard, jumping high in the air over and over like Mikhail Baryshinkov. What a spectacle you are! If there was a Billion year old Cirque De Soliel, I bet you would have headlined to the show!

Then finally.... you become a modern day human. 

And here you are, as that human, billions and billions of years later... reading this... on Covers.

Do you know that famed astronomer Carl Sagan said the odds you had to buck to be here, right now, in front of your laptop or phone to read this, were...

4 TRILLION to ONE!

Can you imagine KVS?

Some scientists put the odds at 100 times that! Some say the odds are infinite that you could exist. 

But here you are...

And after all that, after a 4 Trillion to One payout (the winning bet being the life you are living), what did you decide to do?

You decided to take a Friday night of your life, where 3.5 BILLION women exist on the same planet to procreate with, to go through each and every one of my threads, documenting each post, right down to the very last Win and Loss.

And you hurriedly RUSH back to your laptop like a dutiful solider to report the ALL IMPORTANT results to the Covers community!


 
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Isn't that incredible?

As an ancestor of a droplet on a stalactite, to a cell, to a flatworm, to a hand bearing fish crawling on its belly, to a naked ape, to a modern day human, over BILLIONS and BILLIONS of years...and after all that...

You choose to take your time, to sharpen your pencil, lick the tip, and get to work documenting a nameless, faceless, capper you'll never even meet, and in excruciating detail, you document the evidence of his record... 

WWLLLWLLWLWLWLWL.

Listen to that pencil sharper burn to get us those results!

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Ahhhhhh, he's done it! He has the complete record and unit total for all to see and observe. 

What noble work you've done KVS.

What noble work!

Yes, folks, KVS did that. All of this is not made up.

Instead of procreating, or helping his fellow man, or educating himself, or exercising, or sleeping or eating, or taking care of his personal hygiene issues, he chose to be is best Perry Mason several long months ago and offer up the goods of Scalabrine's record, a record he doesn't even post anymore because it is always and always will be disputed (right down to -125 juiced plays).

Yes folks. 4 TRILLION to ONE odds. THAT is how one poster spent his Friday night. Can you believe it? Believe it....

Somewhere, Carl Sagan is rolling over in his grave like his funeral suit ....is on fire... 
 
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Posted: #56
You going against Wyoming again this year? In Laramie? In November? Love that angle 
 
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I only chimed in b/c you talked trash about SyracuseJoe - unprovoked so chimed in.

He does much better than you - but you try to make fun of him "average joe" etc.

Anyways good luck.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by kvs23:

I only chimed in b/c you talked trash about SyracuseJoe - unprovoked so chimed in.

He does much better than you - but you try to make fun of him "average joe" etc.

Anyways good luck.

Unprovoked...Pssst he came in my thread here...Not sure if you saw that...

Of course he does much better than me, because you....uh....said so...

And that makes it 100% true in today's world
 
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Not sure how you can hate Trump Scal. Hes done more for black people than any president since Lincoln. Even Kanye knows whats up. The liberal media wants to paint a different picture....worrying about tweets and what he said in the 80s and other worthless BS. The man get sh!t done and isnt a career politician.....

Exactly what this country needed.
 
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SCAL......... I don't always see eye to eye with you..

The KVS evolution was PRICELESS!..........DON"T EVER LEAVE HERE.  

Win or lose, if you leave, 1/2 the Chromosomes on Covers will be gone.  And just about all that will be left is:

1. Bet your house on it
2. It's a LOCK
3. I'm the best capper in covers
4. Guaranteed!
5. Thank me later

UGH........
 
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Quote Originally Posted by hoopsvader:

AJ Bush?


Starting quarterback AJ Bush Jr. has missed the last two-and-a-half games with a hamstring injury he suffered in the first quarter against Western Illinois in Week 2.

Freshman M.J. Rivers II has stepped in for Bush, but Illinois head coach Lovie Smith said the bye week was big for Bush on his way back from injury.

“It’s helping an awful lot," Smith said of Bush. "When you have a hamstring injury, everybody thinks when there’s no pain you’re ready to go. You want players like AJ. He hurt it on a Saturday, he thought he was ready to go the next day. You’ve got to hold those guys back. These weeks allowed him to heal up. He stayed into it. It’s just a matter of time until he’ll be back out there."

Though Rivers has played well, (46 of 73, 422 yards, 3 TDs, 1 INT), offensive coordinator Rod Smith reiterated on Monday that when healthy Bush remains the starting quarterback.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

Not sure how you can hate Trump Scal. Hes done more for black people than any president since Lincoln. Even Kanye knows whats up. The liberal media wants to paint a different picture....worrying about tweets and what he said in the 80s and other worthless BS. The man get sh!t done and isnt a career politician.....

Exactly what this country needed.

Train,

Kanye West is potentially the biggest fool on earth. The rest of what you said is simply not addressable. 

Just be happy you'll have your Supreme Court swing far right (after all the drama, there is zero chance he is not voted through). I am 99.99% certain he will be voted through. 

All allegations aside (and they are very tough to put aside but I'll put them aside), I simply cannot, under any circumstances come to terms with a SC Justice, saying the CLINTONS are in on a conspiracy to have him prevented from attaining a SC Court seat. Which was said here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkYpLuY-pNQ

As though Bill and Hillary orchestrated everything you see. As though they paid Christine Ford to make up this entire thing.

It is unacceptable. I can accept it from guys on Covers or family and friends and strangers I choose not to engage with after hearing it, but to hear it from someone on the SC is unacceptable.

That is idiocy, embracing imbecility, and he is a fuc**ing fool. 

You can post on Covers after saying that. You can't determine whether Union Members should pay dues, or if schools are segregated, or if Universal Health Care should be the law of the land or how campaign contributions are made to politicians, or amazingly, if, and this is Twilight Zone stuff but also very real, if a President can pardon...himself...

Fu** him and his fu**ing conspiracy theories. The fu**ing Clintons.

Have another beer you as*hole..
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Cooler999:

SCAL......... I don't always see eye to eye with you..

The KVS evolution was PRICELESS!..........DON"T EVER LEAVE HERE.  

Win or lose, if you leave, 1/2 the Chromosomes on Covers will be gone.  And just about all that will be left is:

1. Bet your house on it
2. It's a LOCK
3. I'm the best capper in covers
4. Guaranteed!
5. Thank me later

UGH........

Cooler I am sorry to say I am leaving here for YEARS if the Illini do not cover. 

I am sticking to that. 

A loss here is unacceptable as a capper. Plain and simple.

And thank you for reading my post. It is simply remarkable someone, anyone, would take their precious life and dedicate it to researching a thread history on covers  for nameless, faceless men in boxer briefs licking double stuffed Oreos as they stream Espn+ on their laptop while Gretchen, their 13 year old house cat, licks their bunions.   
 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:


Train,

Kanye West is potentially the biggest fool on earth. The rest of what you said is simply not addressable. 

Just be happy you'll have your Supreme Court swing far right (after all the drama, there is zero chance he is not voted through). I am 99.99% certain he will be voted through. 

All allegations aside (and they are very tough to put aside but I'll put them aside), I simply cannot, under any circumstances come to terms with a SC Justice, saying the CLINTONS are in on a conspiracy to have him prevented from attaining a SC Court seat. Which was said here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkYpLuY-pNQ

As though Bill and Hillary orchestrated everything you see. As though they paid Christine Ford to make up this entire thing.

It is unacceptable. I can accept it from guys on Covers or family and friends and strangers I choose not to engage with after hearing it, but to hear it from someone on the SC is unacceptable.

That is idiocy, embracing imbecility, and he is a fuc**ing fool. 

You can post on Covers after saying that. You can't determine whether Union Members should pay dues, or if schools are segregated, or if Universal Health Care should be the law of the land or how campaign contributions are made to politicians, or amazingly, if, and this is Twilight Zone stuff but also very real, if a President can pardon...himself...

Fu** him and his fu**ing conspiracy theories. The fu**ing Clintons.

Have another beer you as*hole..
You dont need to address anything I said.

Facts are facts.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Cooler999:

SCAL......... I don't always see eye to eye with you..

The KVS evolution was PRICELESS!..........DON"T EVER LEAVE HERE.  

Win or lose, if you leave, 1/2 the Chromosomes on Covers will be gone.  And just about all that will be left is:

1. Bet your house on it
2. It's a LOCK
3. I'm the best capper in covers
4. Guaranteed!
5. Thank me later

UGH........

Agreed, Scal can’t leave us sooooooo 

Go Illy!!

Line rising from that Scal sharp money 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

KVS,

May I ask you to use your imagination for me?

This will take a mere minute of your time, I promise...

Imagine, you are nothing. You do not exist. BILLIONS of years ago. The earth just a speck of dust in a sun beam in a great vast universe...

A primordial soup of amino acids bubbles on the earth's highly toxic and unwelcome surface, foreign to life of all kinds. Your first ancestor, the true Adam, is a droplet of one of those acids, hanging from a stalactite, coming to its tip and and in achingly slow fashion, falling to the cavern floor into the pool. Plop! Do you see the ripples in the pool KVS. That is Great Grandpa^1,000,000,000. So begins your family tree.

Imagine, over the course of billions of years, that becomes a single celled organism. Then a multi-celled one. 

Then it become a creature with only a mouth and a rectum, both simple orifices for eatings and defecating. You are asexual.

Then you are a simple flatworm, leaving the primordial soup that has served as your birth fluid for tens of millions of years.

Then, you find yourself crawling with the sprouting of tiny limbs. You know not what you grasp. Eyes have not formed. But you have a sense of touch. Of hot and cold and sharp and smooth. You are blindly grasping things pull towards your upper end, to give yourself sustenance. 

Similiar limbs sprout from your lower half. "What do I do with these?" your pea sized brain wants to contemplate. But can't because English has not yet been invented. And you have no tongue to speak anyway...

Millions of years later you are a ape, nude, on a boulder staring at a sunset, which you believe is divine. It is raining. You like being in the nude. That we know...

Soon you will walk, make tools, talk, invent, learn manners, and dance around in a white leotard, jumping high in the air over and over like Mikhail Baryshinkov. What a spectacle you are! If there was a Billion year old Cirque De Soliel, I bet you would have headlined to the show!

Then finally.... you become a modern day human. 

And here you are, as that human, billions and billions of years later... reading this... on Covers.

Do you know that famed astronomer Carl Sagan said the odds you had to buck to be here, right now, in front of your laptop or phone to read this, were...

4 TRILLION to ONE!

Can you imagine KVS?

Some scientists put the odds at 100 times that! Some say the odds are infinite that you could exist. 

But here you are...

And after all that, after a 4 Trillion to One payout (the winning bet being the life you are living), what did you decide to do?

You decided to take a Friday night of your life, where 3.5 BILLION women exist on the same planet to procreate with, to go through each and every one of my threads, documenting each post, right down to the very last Win and Loss.

And you hurriedly RUSH back to your laptop like a dutiful solider to report the ALL IMPORTANT results to the Covers community!



Damn I do love some good science fiction.  Keep it up with this fantasy stuff bro, its great!

PM for the skinny on the down low
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

Quote Originally Posted by nunong:

  If you define chaos and lies as the best then we agree to disagree!!! Most lies by a President... this has been proven by multiple independent sources. Most staff firing in an administration... how many now???... 50 and going? Most politically corrupted POTUS... straight up trying to influence DOJ politically. Mentally retarded and no kind of moral, especially to women.... Please dont tell me the grabbing pussies and sexual advances audio recordings are not his voice....  The only one powerful man that was accused of sexual harassment but still not resigned last year... aka Weinstein and many others.
I hope you are joking. If not, stop watching CNN....

 

I think we and rest of the world were watching CNN until Trump told his sheeps to stop

 
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Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

Not sure how you can hate Trump Scal. Hes done more for black people than any president since Lincoln. Even Kanye knows whats up. The liberal media wants to paint a different picture....worrying about tweets and what he said in the 80s and other worthless BS. The man get sh!t done and isnt a career politician.....

Exactly what this country needed.

Kanye 


Just stop ....

He is NOT BLACK

HE IS KIM K'S DRUG PUPPET 
BEST OF HEALTH, HAPPINESS,WEALTH, BLESSINGS and LUCK TO ALL !!
 
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Missed the boat....-4 now. 
Let's go Darwin
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

Not sure how you can hate Trump Scal. Hes done more for black people than any president since Lincoln. Even Kanye knows whats up. The liberal media wants to paint a different picture....worrying about tweets and what he said in the 80s and other worthless BS. The man get sh!t done and isnt a career politician.....

Exactly what this country needed.

So you’re saying Kanye loves Trump so black America should love him too?  And you’re also saying black America should treat Kanye as a more credible source of facts to base their opinion of Trump than the liberal media?

You sound more ridiculous than your 10 team underdog money line parlays.
Let's go Darwin
 
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Quote Originally Posted by kimoinsd808:


So you’re saying Kanye loves Trump so black America should love him too?  And you’re also saying black America should treat Kanye as a more credible source of facts to base their opinion of Trump than the liberal media?

You sound more ridiculous than your 10 team underdog money line parlays.
Kanye is woke. Hes the only one willing to speak out. The rest are scared of backlash, and rightly so.

My ML parlays are only ridiculous if you dont understand hustlernomics.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by nunong:

I hope you are joking. If not, stop watching CNN....

 

I think we and rest of the world were watching CNN until Trump told his sheeps to stop

Its fake news.....has been long before Trump.

Pathetic is the best word.
 
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Posted: #73

Hey scal,

is -4 still a play? What do you think

 
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Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

Quote Originally Posted by nunong:

I hope you are joking. If not, stop watching CNN....   I think we and rest of the world were watching CNN until Trump told his sheeps to stop
Its fake news.....has been long before Trump.Pathetic is the best word.

 

I don't expect any difference from Trump followers.... There are over 6 billions people on this earth, and those 63 millions Trumpets think they are the only smart ones....lmao.... All news are fake news unless it's good for Trump.

 
 
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Trump wins again !!

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