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scalabrine

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2018 - 9:47 AM ET #126

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After missing the last 2.5 games, #Illini QB AJ Bush Jr. took first team reps at practice on Tuesday. The grad transfer declined to talk with the media but offensive coordinator Rod Smith says he's progressing nicely coming off a hamstring injury, story:

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Toothfairy1

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2018 - 10:16 AM ET #127

Quote Originally Posted by Leroy11:

I love your write ups Scal. Jam packed full of information. Very often I agree and follow, sometimes , I disagree and don't.But I certainly respect your views on your picks. That being said, I hope Trump stays in office for another term. I hope you win this because I love reading your write ups. Good Luck.

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scalabrine

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2018 - 11:36 AM ET #128

Quote Originally Posted by smacksmiter:

Always enjoy your threads, Scal, even though I am opposite you politically. Your proposition about placing a large wager on the outcome of the 2020 election intrigues me. I am interested in saving you and me both the juice on such a wager and I would give you (-130) on a Democrat winning the presidency in 2020. I would take the Republican.

How much money do you have in mind? 5k? 10k? More?

If you are serious, just let me know as I am definitely interested.

Smack, I am serious.

I am putting down $10,000.

So we’ll set some ground rules for the night after the election.

1. When Trump concedes, I will create a thread called “Where the hell is my $10,000????” It will have FOUR question marks in the thread title, just in case there are duplicate threads with the same phrasing.

2. I want you to come in that thread and give me the secret password so I know it’s you. The password will be:

“I love Obamacare and Mitt Romney has a binder full of women.”

3. From that point we’ll switch to DM and I’ll give you the drop off point.

4. It will likely be on 33rd and 5th across from Roofus’ XXX Thrills. Just look for the flashing “$.25 peep show special. Free blow up doll + foot pedal air pump for first 50 customers. Today only!” sign.

5. I want my cash in 100 $1 Bricks conveniently delivered in a balck garbage bag. And I prefer Gladd bags over Hefty bags but will accept the latter, if necessary.

6. There will be a trash can with a mutant vermin on the north side of it eating a slice of Sicilian. Kick the vermin towards the closest bus stop. That will create the necessary diversion for you to drop the bag of cash in the waste receptacle.

7. Ernesto, my 375 pound runner, will be watching you the entire time. Please be aware he has served three separate stints on Riker’s Island and one stint in NYU Langone’s psychiatric in-patient ward. He will take care of the pick-up.

8. As Ernesto makes his getaway, and to ensure he is not stopped by the police, I’d like you to walk into a local Duane Reade and lie face down in a pile of cat litter for 20 minutes or for however long it takes for the NYPD to arrive.

That will complete our transaction because god knows I love dealing with total strangers on Covers when it comes to $10 large just to save juice.

Ahhhh, come to think of it, I’ll just spread it out over all my online books. But thanks for the offer!