The peoples champ Pack
is a compasionate man, a respectable stand up fella...loyal to covers almost to a fault...it helps pass the time between tennis matches...i am having some remorse for piling on this past weekend regarding that Laramie Voodoo Black Cowpoke Magic...people warned him, begging him actually, to reconsider that Lobos play, but he just wouldnt listen...yet i still feel bad for him...so:
If Scal bends the knee before the ball is kicked off tonight in Kansas city, and all the following conditions are met before this game starts, I will make sure of it that Scals covers life will be sparred:
1. Scal must admit defeat to the hands of both Hugh and the peoples champ Pack
2. Scal must admit he has used this site since 2006 to create tension, turmoil, and stir the pot regarding racism and politics simply for his own amusement
3. Scal must admit he did not move any lines of any hot dog eating contest, or any WWE Punjabi main event
4. Scal must admit he is closer to a career 40% capper than 50% since 2006 when he started posting his picks here
5. Scal must promise to tone it down substantially with his capping schtick where he clearly enjoys leading blind sheep to their deaths by proclaiming each and every cap of his is the right play and the only play.
6. Scal must take responsibility for any future epic misreads with his future capping...when another one of his caps end up like Lobos -2 being down 42-0 at the half, Scal must be expected to admit he misread that cap, show some remorse for leading sheep to their slaughter, and be humble in defeat.
If all these conditions are met, along with the proper knee bend (i will accept either the right or left one touching the ground, Scal can make that call based on his Sodomy preference)...then i will grant him a full pardon come superbowl.
For clarification purposes, this contest still needs to be completed with each participant capping 20 games, for record keeping purposes....if indeed Scal makes the right decision to yield before kickoff tonight.
Let the clock begin....Scal, you have the next 11 hours to make the most important decision in your life up until now...do not make the wrong decision