All Forums | Penalty Box

SCALABRINE vs. PACKERSBACKERS - Loser Leaves Covers for Eternity

...
Participants:
Search model icon
Views: 73180
Posts: 3208
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2006
Posts: 28221
Posted: #2126
Cold Snap. These are truly gems of hilarity you are posting...BWS is just getting roasted up and down here
 
Captain
Participation Meter
Joined: Mar, 2004
Posts: 9818
Posted: #2127
Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

Cold Snap. These are truly gems of hilarity you are posting...BWS is just getting roasted up and down here

The best part is......ALL TRUE. 


I don't need to make things up or go to extreme crap about serial killers or child molesters or " Come on guys.... let's stick an imaginary machine up someones azz " like some lame posters do to try and be part of the crowd.  


I prefer the truth. 
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2006
Posts: 28221
Posted: #2128
And it's all there in black and white in the hockey forum too Cold Snap.

Luckily you were here to deliver the goods as I don't go there all but once a year to post a play (having posted 4 POY's there with write-ups the last 4 years and winning all 4).

Imagine: a 9-10 capper hurling insults. 

A 2-11 'capper' disbarring one who has hit 60% over 3 years.

A 'capper' guaranteeing himself a win in a no juice capping contest.

And all these alleged cappers, all of them have herds of yes men to embolden their stupidity.

Luckily there are guys like you (and me) to show them how their Emperor's Clothes look on them... 


 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2016
Posts: 20714
Posted: #2129
Buffalo Scal says...

  "It rubs the lotion on it's skin. It does this whenever it is told."
TIME TO BRING BACK THE OBAMA CAGES!
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2006
Posts: 28221
Posted: #2130
Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

Buffalo Scal says...

  "It rubs the lotion on it's skin. It does this whenever it is told."

Hey, at least he changed his avatar from a cartoon beaver to one that hits closer to home.


 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Oct, 2016
Posts: 20714
Posted: #2131
Yeah, I figured since you changed yours to a cartoon guy in cuffs...
TIME TO BRING BACK THE OBAMA CAGES!
 
MVP
Participation Meter
Joined: Jun, 2006
Posts: 18880
Posted: #2132
i love sf m.l.  jets m.l.    
bigFnPOO
 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: Jun, 2013
Posts: 3267
Posted: #2133
Quote Originally Posted by BIGfnPOO:

i love sf m.l.  jets m.l.    


Get on Atlanta, Buffalo, Chargers and Skins
 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: Aug, 2006
Posts: 4807
Posted: #2134
Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

 

By the way, - TD is one of the ONLY guys on the site who can give you a pick and not provide a write-up. But the difference is, if you ask him about any pick, HE RESPONDS with analysis, which is the same as a write-up in the OP.

TD is a quality capper....but if you're somehow trying to make comparisons between TD and yourself....then you are seriously several sandwiches short of a picnic.

I know your fnowflake mentality may not like to hear this, and that after reading this, you may have to take a break....., get in your safe zone.....take out your magic markers, and make signs for your next Antifa meeting.....but here goes....

TD , unlike you... is not a 40% capper... and his analysis and write-ups are very informative ,and unlike yours....is not 14 pages of utter BS..

I think somewhere in this thread, you said that you worked at a gloryhole, and since you like to write so much.... well perhaps between customers, you can wipe off your chin..... lick your fingers clean....take out your sharpie, and practice your penmanship while writing some really cool bathroom poetry. 
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2006
Posts: 28221
Posted: #2135
I can’t take it.

It is truly amazing how so many homophobes in this forum (and given their constant insults of homophobia, we know they are this, but we know they will deny it to their dying day because well, they do the exact same thing when you call them bigots), 

So back to the beginning of the sentence because posters who can’t even read an OP properly need a refresher....


It’s truly amazing how many homophobes here defend the honor of other grown men without even their asking.

I MENTIONED Bator in another post and go back a few pages and see what Goose said: “You’re not Bator!”

I never said I was. I said I was locked up like him and the mods are idiots for doing so to both of us.

Now like clockwork and like the lemmings that these trolls are (all one and the same) I mention TD’s name, to simply say he’s someone I trust without a write up (but he actually will discuss his picks on demand), to compliment him...

Any comparison to me? Yes, he’s the OPPOSITE in terms of how we post write ups! But that’s enough to roil the bowels of trolls!

Tide like a gallant knight of Winterfell is here to defend the honor of his purported maiden like a Chatty Kathy doll who repeats everything he hears, is here to say “You’re no TD!” (Paraphrasing of course. He actually went into having picnics. Lol).

All one and the same.

Blathering fools who cannot even read a post properly.

You are them now Tide. Total scum. Congrats. Give yourself a gold star and stand tall in your own shi* and muck. ::shivers::: 

The standards of humanity. Zero. Exemplified every day on Covers.
 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Nov, 2007
Posts: 52832
Posted: #2136
Scal wishes he could take back his earlier post regarding outback sheds, schlongs, and pistol whipping another male with his wannabe bbc in the face and chin....oh dear how he wishes he could delete that post from before.
Alas...Scal will always be a hypocrite to the core.
Victory Belongs to the Most Tenacious
 
Hall of Fame
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2002
Posts: 22961
Posted: #2137
Scal wishes he could take back many, many posts from early in this thread, when he was still under the false impression that he was going to win this contest.

I suppose I could bump some of his dumber ones, but I won't because my job here is complete.

Scal, you may stay on this site. You're welcome 
bigreds daddy
 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Nov, 2007
Posts: 52832
Posted: #2138
Hugh, as long as he bends the knee in an official ceremony and yields to the peoples champ Pack , I will see to it that Scal receives a stay of execution past February 4th 2018 
Victory Belongs to the Most Tenacious
 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Nov, 2007
Posts: 52832
Posted: #2139
Scal is no Fart n Sniff 
Victory Belongs to the Most Tenacious
 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Nov, 2007
Posts: 52832
Posted: #2140
Quote Originally Posted by coldsnap55:


The best part is......ALL TRUE. 


I don't need to make things up or go to extreme crap about serial killers or child molesters or " Come on guys.... let's stick an imaginary machine up someones azz " like some lame posters do to try and be part of the crowd.  


I prefer the truth. 


Scal writes on a PhD wannabe level, but comprehends on a grade 4 level...New Jersey should really look into their public schooling as it clearly failed Scal in the 1990s.

Clearly Snap here lumps Scal in with everyone else here with potty talk and humor, as only Scal likes to reference prostates and instruments being proded up the sodomy trail, yet Scal like a loyal trained puppy will eagerly show affection and attention to anyone who even remotely says anything which can be spun to his agenda.

Scal the sodomite
Scal the hypocrite
Scal the 40% capper
Scal...a future unsub on Criminal Minds.

Februrary 4th 2018...R.I.P. Scal  (unless you choose the alternative option provided by the peoples champ)
Victory Belongs to the Most Tenacious
 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Nov, 2007
Posts: 52832
Posted: #2141
Dont be mad Scal....losing to a 50% football capper was all part of the script...seeing how 50% > 40%.
Victory Belongs to the Most Tenacious
 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Nov, 2007
Posts: 52832
Posted: #2142
Scal please dont text and drive...its not safe.
Get to your cubbyhole at the office first, then make sure the coast is clear before you start another long shift at covers...ok bud? See you shortly yes?
Victory Belongs to the Most Tenacious
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2006
Posts: 28221
Posted: #2143
Hugh, enlighten everyone here as to how you came up with my winning percentages for 8 years prior to 2015 when I hit 70%.

One of the following must be true:

1) You went through 500+ threads of picks (I wasn’t always a small volume bettor folks, I learned it!) over 8 YEARS and took note of every single pick and verified every single result. If you can even find the threads (I certainly can’t in the history as Covers history does not include every single thread ever written). 

If this is true, I imagine it took several DAYS of your precious tee time with grizzled old men on the back 9.

So you spent several DAYS of your life going through an anonymous Covers members threads.

DAYS. And lo and behold every year came back about 40% (some even below that!). LOL.

Well where are the W-L records for the percentages? Because I didn’t keep a record in those years.

I have to tell you if you spent DAYS of your life going through my threads so you could type one sentence on covers (he’s 40%!) you are by far the sorriest human being alive and should be mocked forever on this site and outside of it.

OR

2) wait for it, you made it all up.

One of the two is true.

And if the first is true, why do so many people respond and look at my threads. 8 years of under 40% losing (LOL) can taint a reputation can’t it. Who’d want to talk to that guy??? Seems like a lot of people love to read and participate in them...


Let’s wait for Hugh to respond to this one a man of integrity and honor and truth as he’s proven himself to be in this threadf(LOL).


Wait a joke...

 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2006
Posts: 28221
Posted: #2144
Oh and in those 500 picks he’d have to rummage through countless other threads which have nothing to do with picks (and some of which have picks in them). 

Did ya right those down Hugh? Did you do a thorough job and capture my picks in non sports threads too?

Let’s just wait for the W L numbers to come back to see what Hugh came up with...percentages have WL records attached to them. Hugh needs to scramble to come up with them right now.
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2006
Posts: 28221
Posted: #2145
A Winnie the Pooh avatar for someone who is full of shi*.

Seems apropos...
 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Nov, 2007
Posts: 52832
Posted: #2146
Post 2150...like a trained circus aminal...show hoop...see animal jump thru hoop.

Scal you are such an elemantary circus animal...nothing complex about you or your vagina monologues.
Victory Belongs to the Most Tenacious
 
Legend
Participation Meter
Joined: Nov, 2007
Posts: 52832
Posted: #2147
Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

Hugh, enlighten everyone here as to how you came up with my winning percentages for 8 years prior to 2015 when I hit 70%.



Youre really hanging onto your 2015 record like its an olympic gold medal in skeetshooting, and you feel entitled to free happy meals in your little town because of your fleeting accomplishment...lets give you a quick reality check...in less than 60 days it will be 2018, you have long ago dumped all your profits from 2015 and become your bookies bff again. Your sub 40% capping between 2006-2014 can never be wiped away fron your career here, and a fluke 70% capping year still cant put a dent in 8 years of below 40% capping.
You are the equivalent to Cam Newton....sucked his entire career, had one fluke season where everything lined up perfectly for him, and immediately fell back into his usual complaining sucking and picking fights with media that simply are his attempts to deflect from his putrid play.
Atleast you both have frosted tips...his on his chin, yours are surely somewhere else where you special boys enjoy exploring nowadays 
When are you getting released from here? You still have to accomplish your high volume/low volume capping in the mains before the end of the year...are you around 52-55 for the year now? Still think you can overcome 50% AND beat the juice you are drowing in?

Cmon buddy, youre better than this...raise above, you still have time to cap better. Dont focus all your attention on other peoples avatars here...you are not 18 years old...or maybe you are? Did you stumble on this site when you were 7? 
Victory Belongs to the Most Tenacious
 
Veteran
Participation Meter
Joined: Apr, 2015
Posts: 2874
Posted: #2148
Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

Buffalo Scal says...

  "It rubs the lotion on it's skin. It does this whenever it is told."


I love the new avatar! Although while a psychotic, Scal doesn't seem to be the "hunting" or "stalking" type. Let's see, who fits that description better.....

Who lurks on here for weeks, then responds to comments about him within minutes of it being posted - no matter what thread, what forum, nighttime, daytime, etc.? 
Studies and obsesses over everyone's past history, records, etc. so much so that he literally has them memorized?

I can see Coldsnap now - living in the basement of his long-dead mother's house, doing the "pee-pee" dance and putting on lipstick in front of a giant Brent Musberger poster with 'X's over the eyes.....

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ed1ab244-5d1a-4dd8-a22e-76cca55859b7

"BWS, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!!!!!" 
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2006
Posts: 28221
Posted: #2149
So where did you get your 40% number From 2006-2014 Packers?

Did you research 500 threads?

You keep saying it. Where did you get those percentages??? Hugh?

If Hugh? He has a lot of scrambling to do at the moment!!!
 
 
Banned
Participation Meter
Joined: Sep, 2006
Posts: 28221
Posted: #2150
An Olympic gold medal?

Nah.

I’ve just never seen all but a handful of people cap 70% in a year.

And if that handful most didn’t even research the games. They just picked them. And boom. 70%. No one cares really. Who would without an explanation for a pick???
All Forums | Penalty Box
About Us
Contact Us
Careers
Our Team
Brand
Testimonials
Betting Guides
Sportsbook Reviews
Sports Betting News
Podcasts
Responsible Gaming
Sports Betting
US Betting Sites
Canada Betting Sites
Canada Casinos
Best Betting Apps
Contests
Streak Survivor
King of Covers
Ultimate Race
Office Pools
The Covers community has
618,670
lifetime members worldwide
Covers 25 Years Logo Established in 1995,
Covers is the world
leader in sports
betting information.
Site Map Help Privacy Terms of Service youtube logo facebook logo twitter logo instagram logo linkedin logo google news logo
Covers is verified safe by: Evalon Logo GPWA Logo GDPR Logo GeoTrust Logo Evalon Logo
Copyright © 1995 - 2024 CS Media Limited All Rights Reserved.

If you choose to make use of any information on this website including online sports betting services from any websites that may be featured on this website, we strongly recommend that you carefully check your local laws before doing so.It is your sole responsibility to understand your local laws and observe them strictly.Covers does not provide any advice or guidance as to the legality of online sports betting or other online gambling activities within your jurisdiction and you are responsible for complying with laws that are applicable to you in your relevant locality.Covers disclaims all liability associated with your use of this website and use of any information contained on it.As a condition of using this website, you agree to hold the owner of this website harmless from any claims arising from your use of any services on any third party website that may be featured by Covers.